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Even though we all know too well the delusions & insanities of Scientology, this story is still shocking.
But there is a silver lining and good news after all. OSA has approved birthday cards to be sent to the grandkids.
OSA APPROVED BIRTHDAY CARD:
Dear Timmy,
Happy Birthday darling grandson!
I wish i could have sent a present
along with this birthday card, but
I got crammed on the LRH references
on out-exchange and criminals and had
some really huge wins on how totally spun
in and psychotic you now are. Sure, I know
you are only 7 years old but you are a
4 quadrillion year old being who should know
better than to sabotage Ron's 'world without insanity'
WTF were you thinking to blow Scientology?! Dear, I still
postulate that you come to your senses and knock
off your fucking DB case dramatization!
I mean, get a fucking sec check you little
out ethics cocksucking SP!
I mean that in a theta way.
Much Love,
Grandma
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I know you get tired of me telling you this HH - but I DO LOVE YOU!!
Could you come out with a new line up of OSA Approved Greeting Cards Scientologist's may use for holidays and special events for DB's, SP's, PTSes, Illegal PC's and Pre Clear's that have not had case gains due to no ability to move up in status with the IAS?
Of course - the "New Civilization" OSA Approved Holiday's only: Anniversary dates of "Going Clear Pre Gat I, "Going Clear Post Gat I, Going Clear Gat II, Getting Re-Cleared pre and post GAT, Re-Grading Bridge Actions, Completions of Div 6 Courses, Re- Do's of all courses, Completion of Grade's Training and Re- Training Pre, Post GAT I and II, Completion of Stupid Powerz, L's completions, L's re-do's, Lifting of Non Enturb orders, Congrats for completing your A-J, SP Declares, Signing the Billion Year Contract, Receiving the balance of your Freeloader Debt after donating years of volunteer service to the church letter, paying off your freeloader debt so you can continue up the bridge...Auditor's Day, LRH's Birthday, IAS Annual Anniversary Event, Maiden Voyage, moving up in Status to the IAS and Idle Morgue Grand Opening's.
Remember Folks - we are building a new civilization without crime and insanity...a civilization where honest people have rights and everyone is allowed to think freely and speak freely
All WOG HOLIDAY's are a high crime!