ESMB has entered archive mode. All posts and threads that were available to the general public are still readable. The board is still searchable. 

Thank you all for your participation and readership over the last 12 years.

If you want to join in the conversation, please join the new ESMB Redux at

Scientology news issue 47

Discussion in 'Completions Lists' started by randomx, Jun 10, 2010.

  1. randomx

    randomx Patron with Honors

    Just got a copy of the latest scientology news magazine.
    For months all scientology promo has shown empty
    upstat premises...

    Something must have clicked in Miscaviges head.
    This issue has photos of people.
    Lots of them.
    Every single photo is crammed full of smiling people holding
    Scio books.

    Even the lobby of the fort Harrison has eight couples pretending
    that they are acting naturally.

    There must have been a big push to get as many people in as
    would come to pose for these photos.
    Bet they were all relieved when it was over so they could go home
    again and stop pretending to be enthusiastic.

    At least a few African villagers had something to throw on the fire
    when they got back to their mud huts.

    Auckland org was downstat. They could only muster five people.
    Stevens Creek org , California managed two.
    And somewhere in Asia, just an elephant. I kid you not.
  2. Mystic

    Mystic Crusader

    Nothing like the smell of a burning farce in the morning.
  3. Freeminds

    Freeminds Bitter defrocked apostate

    Nelly the Elephant is a class IV auditor

    That must be the 'Elephant in the Room' that Scientologists won't talk about.