Scientology news issue 47

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Patron with Honors
Just got a copy of the latest scientology news magazine.
For months all scientology promo has shown empty
upstat premises...

Something must have clicked in Miscaviges head.
This issue has photos of people.
Lots of them.
Every single photo is crammed full of smiling people holding
Scio books.

Even the lobby of the fort Harrison has eight couples pretending
that they are acting naturally.

There must have been a big push to get as many people in as
would come to pose for these photos.
Bet they were all relieved when it was over so they could go home
again and stop pretending to be enthusiastic.

At least a few African villagers had something to throw on the fire
when they got back to their mud huts.

Auckland org was downstat. They could only muster five people.
Stevens Creek org , California managed two.
And somewhere in Asia, just an elephant. I kid you not.
 
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