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Scientology Patron Imbecilis Maximus.

Mike Rinder: David Miscavige Big Time Brown-nosing

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/david-miscavige-big-time-brown-nosing/

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The IAS event in the UK, and the annual Gala dinner the following night, are the biggest moments in the fundraising year in scientology. They are the single most important day on the scientology calendar now, far surpassing the L. Ron Hubbard birthday or May 9th. People are promised they will appear on stage and be recognized by Chairman of the Board of the IAS and the star-studded collection of sheeple in attendance (including Tom Cruise). They don’t know if “COB” will present them with their award personally though. But that is a great gimmick to use to beach some whales every year. He used to hand out the awards to those who attained the status Patron Meritorious. But those days are distant memories, mere Patron Meritorious status is no longer personally blessed by the Pope of scientology. The regges persuade people to reach higher and higher levels of sacrifice… “If you pay for your Patron Imbecilis Maximus, it is possible COB himself will acknowledge you on stage.”

And as everyone knows, status is the most powerful motivating factor in the world of the sheeple. Nothing beats an IAS status or a Cert to hang on the wall…

And the flow goes both ways. Nothing gets David Miscavige more sentimentally soppy than a few million bucks handed over by a whale.

And this year the greatest whale in the history of scientology was given the small pope fist bump. (The other suckers that handed over millions must have been pissed at Bob Duggan — he spoiled their chances for 30 seconds basking in the glory of the aura of COB.)

Dave didn’t let the team down. His words are so sickly sweet that if you have blood sugar issues, read no further.

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Duggan dragged his wife and 4 of his kids on stage with him. These must be the favored children — not the ones shipped off to South Africa or elsewhere to be tended by scientology “FSMs”.

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hahahaha
 

Terril park

Sponsor
Well have a nice day Terril.



I can hardly wait.



I'm sure you're a nice guy Terril. Why you believe there's any efficacy in the rantings of the founder of a bizarre flying-saucer cult knowing what we all know now, is completely beyond me

I choose which rantings are worth listening to, which are not and
which are toxic.

In general I have found the tech to be worthwhile and beneficial
as has everyone still in the FZ. I do understand that is not everyone's
experience. I consider scn is in the category of talk therapy. It started
by stealing abreaction therapy by Freud [dianetics], and embraced
the meter and prepared list as espoused by Jung.

I have a family member who has started her own therapy practice.
She used to work for the NHS and has a PhD in psychology. I
consider the hatred of "psyches" by Scn as toxic and hypocritical.
 

Elronius of Marcabia

Silver Meritorious Patron
At this level of cultus cementus, there is probably an entirely different set of rules. I give you a regular few paultry mil from the personal business account and you give me some adulation, childcare and sundry other services...

This guy gives nothing, like so many other Billionaires its just a write off.

His accountant says give away so many million or give it to the Govt in taxes
it's no brainer and I doubt he gives it even a second thought.

Yup different set of rules.
 

Little David

Gold Meritorious Patron
This guy gives nothing, like so many other Billionaires its just a write off.

His accountant says give away so many million or give it to the Govt in taxes
it's no brainer and I doubt he gives it even a second thought.

Yup different set of rules.
Bob Duggan has a home in Clearwater and seems to enjoy cheerleading other rich Scientologists to donate more:

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HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
...
TWO SCIENTOLOGY "HANDLERS" PRAY WITH CLASPED
HANDS THAT DUGGAN WILL STOP TALKING, AS. . . . .
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* KIRSTIE ALLEY GETS "BRIEFED" ON BOB GOING SLIGHLY TYPE III
BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A HUGE BEING THAT HE COLLIDED WITH
HUGE INTERGALACTIC COUNTER-INTENTIONS.

* TWO LITTLE GIRLS KEEP YELLING "BOB! BOB!! BOB!!! STOP TALKING!
RON JUST MADE THAT STUPID STUFF UP ABOUT BTS AND VOLCANOS!
BOBBBBBBBBB!!!!!! SHUTTTTTT UPPPPPPP BOBBBBBBBB !!!!!!!"

* MEANWHILE...BOB CONTINUES HIS LECTURE, UNFAZED:
"...a fellah by the name of XENU. Could be spelled "X-E-M-U"
or if you don't donate today "F-U-K-U"..."
 
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