Yes, seriously. I do recall talking to an auditor who said she audited someone to Clear in the bathroom at St Hill. Maybe that's the ideal scene?
Ah, yes....rented porta-potties...pc sitting on the pot .... just incase they had to go during session, they wouldn't have to take a session break.... and for the luxury of having toilet paper to use (an upgrade from the orgs)....the upstat activity of being able to wipe one's self clean.....this is a religion after all and cleanliness is next to godliness. No?
Maybe Scientology would have worked if they had a line up of porta-potties for auditing...instead of orgs. I wonder why LRH never thought of that. Could this be the missing ingredient as to why Scientology didn't work the way people wanted it to? Maybe someone could suggest this to DM. DM could instigate a 'toilet paper used' stat...or a number of dumps and pees per session, and announce these stats at the events. The pc wouldn't have to say anything.....the auditor could just watch the pc indicators and listen to the plops and tinkles and write them on the worksheet and tally them at the end of the session and write them on the session summary report. Yeah.. A poop and whiz stat. After all, it is a shitty religion. They really should report their crappy stats honesty, don't you think?