SCIENTOLOGY; THE FIRST UNISEX AUTOMATIC BROTHEL

[DartSmohen]

Perhaps we should consider the C of $ as an automatic brothel.

First you go in the door and you pay the registrars an absolute fortune.

Now there are two doors; LADIES and GENTS

Ladies, you encounter a choice of two doors;HUNKS or SLIM
You take your choice and go through a door.[

U]Gents,[/U] you also have a choice;BLONDES or OTHERS
You take a choice and choose a door.[

U]Ladies[/U] you now face two more doors;
BIG "LUNCH BOXES" or SMALL "LUNCH BOXES"
You take a choice and choose a door.

Gents, you also face two doors,BIG BOOBS or LITTLE BOOBS
You choose which door to go through.

Both the ladies and gents find themselves in a long, dark hallway.
There is a sign above a door; THIS WAY FOR ALL TYPES OF ASSHOLES
they go through the door they find themselves in the back street and a scruffy woman in a SO uniform passes you a piece of goldenrod paper with your name on.

 

[Div6]

You need to lay off the drugs\booze for a few days....looks like your CC's went into restim.

(or was that 'the obscene dog' incident?)

 

[Dulloldfart]

It's 9:30 a.m. What prompted this, DS?

Paul

 

[Pixie]

It's 9:30 a.m. What prompted this, DS?

Paul

Get that weird head off my body.. now!

 

[DartSmohen]

It's 9:30 a.m. What prompted this, DS?Paul

Each day, Monday through Friday for the past 3 weeks I have had to get up at 6am to take my daughter through to Uni for Field Trip.

I get home about 7;30am and then I read all the email traffic, including many from Malcolm, who sends me a whole bunch that range from the inane to the funny.

I suppose reading them, plus the many threads on the board prompted me to post it.

Scn reminds me very much of the old auto-brothel joke.

I suppose a couple of the readers got a bit triggered by it, sorry.

 

[Div6]

Each day, Monday through Friday for the past 3 weeks I have had to get up at 6am to take my daughter through to Uni for Field Trip.

I get home about 7;30am and then I read all the email traffic, including many from Malcolm, who sends me a whole bunch that range from the inane to the funny.

I suppose reading them, plus the many threads on the board prompted me to post it.

Scn reminds me very much of the old auto-brothel joke.

I suppose a couple of the readers got a bit triggered by it, sorry.

I aplogize in advance but my education is severely lacking in "auto-brothel" jokes...

 

[Pixie]

Each day, Monday through Friday for the past 3 weeks I have had to get up at 6am to take my daughter through to Uni for Field Trip.

I get home about 7;30am and then I read all the email traffic, including many from Malcolm, who sends me a whole bunch that range from the inane to the funny.

I suppose reading them, plus the many threads on the board prompted me to post it.

Scn reminds me very much of the old auto-brothel joke.

I suppose a couple of the readers got a bit triggered by it, sorry.

I'm sure you don't have to apologise Dart, it's not like you've insulted anyone. People are on all different time zones on this forum, I used to think people were ignoring me until I realized this, half the board is possibly asleep at this very moment.. when the cats are away.. . Anyway, everyone has different sense of humour so chill pill.. I'd be happy to get that monster head off my body for now!

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

You mean to say that an autobrothel is an obscene dog too!?

Think me!!!

 

[Alan]

If you live in England DS's post makes complete sense!

 

[Dulloldfart]

Each day, Monday through Friday for the past 3 weeks I have had to get up at 6am to take my daughter through to Uni for Field Trip.

I get home about 7;30am and then I read all the email traffic, including many from Malcolm, who sends me a whole bunch that range from the inane to the funny.

I suppose reading them, plus the many threads on the board prompted me to post it.

Scn reminds me very much of the old auto-brothel joke.

I suppose a couple of the readers got a bit triggered by it, sorry.

Thanks for answering my question, DS.

Paul