Ex Scientologist Message Board

Perhaps we should consider the C of $ as an automatic brothel.

First you go in the door and you pay the registrars an absolute fortune.

Now there are two doors; LADIES and GENTS

Ladies, you encounter a choice of two doors;HUNKS or SLIM
You take your choice and go through a door.[

U]Gents,[/U] you also have a choice;BLONDES or OTHERS
You take a choice and choose a door.[

U]Ladies[/U] you now face two more doors;
BIG "LUNCH BOXES" or SMALL "LUNCH BOXES"
You take a choice and choose a door.

Gents, you also face two doors,BIG BOOBS or LITTLE BOOBS
You choose which door to go through.

Both the ladies and gents find themselves in a long, dark hallway.
There is a sign above a door; THIS WAY FOR ALL TYPES OF ASSHOLES
they go through the door they find themselves in the back street and a scruffy woman in a SO uniform passes you a piece of goldenrod paper with your name on.