Scientology? Try Tarvu!

[Wild-Tiger]

http://tarvu.com/

Tarvuists Believe:

Tarvu is our Lord God
There are two universes
The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
We should all "be nice"
Men and women are equal (to each other)
Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
Octopuses are holy creatures
Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

I don't know if it's real or not... But I laughed anyway.

 

[Stan D'Teque]

Tarvu!!

Hey I'm in! It's a lot better than the last religious experience I had. Love the FAQs.

 

[HappyGirl]

http://tarvu.com/
OMG! That promo film!!

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

Eye Aye I too!

Hey I'm in! It's a lot better than the last religious experience I had. Love the FAQs.

Count me in as as well Stan D - I never felt more oh tee in my life and octopi are seriously spiritual creatures! Seriously. Also waaay cool logo, dontcha think?

Roy

 

[Stan D'Teque]

Absolutely Roy - I feel way OT too. But the survey worries me - I said Tarvu's prayer and didn't feel stupid - which do I pick? Does this mean I've become a brain-dead cultie AGAIN?

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

'Course not!

Absolutely Roy - I feel way OT too. But the survey worries me - I said Tarvu's prayer and didn't feel stupid - which do I pick? Does this mean I've become a brain-dead cultie AGAIN?[/QUOTE]

No way dude! We now highly enlightened beans W/8 arms able to cuddle multiple chicks/children, whatever - and able to still handle beer and BBQ ribs plus swat flies, scratch itchy places, pet dogs and kittehs...!

"Eight Dynamic" arms make sense fur furst tyme tu mee now! OT surely within reach of at least one of those arms.

Roy

 

[Good twin]

I feel like I'm HOME.

 

[Stan D'Teque]

Phew!

I thought maybe my eternal enlightenment was in jeapardy yet agin. Each arm is bigger than the one befor - ov corse! Lets have a big round of applause for tarvu - hip hip....

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

Hurray!

I feel like I'm HOME.

Thats it! The EP!

You ARE home, babe!

Lovely feeling, isn't it?

Roy/EP

 

[Pixie]

Absolutely Roy - I feel way OT too. But the survey worries me - I said Tarvu's prayer and didn't feel stupid - which do I pick? Does this mean I've become a brain-dead cultie AGAIN?

Well I know I've always had a ... ahem... thing about octupi...

 

[Iknowtoomuch]

Not another one.

 

[Wisened One]

WHAT in the WORLD is Tarvu?!

Ok, going to the link....

 

[ScudMuffin]

he Prayer of Raptor Jesus

Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.

 

[alex]

'It's SO Easy to Join' and 'Praise Tarvu' are © 2008 COT Industries, Inc. Praise Tarvu™.

Gotta love it.

 

[NonScio]

Tarvu...isn't he related to Xenu? Cousin or something?
Oh well, maybe it's only by marriage...just an inlaw!

 

[Anon678_]

Surprised no-one mentioned the Church of the Subgenius yet, which actually exists, and is sorta cool.

 

[outtech]

They did a good job in capturing the shiny facade, repetition and innate creepiness of the CoS infomercials.

And did anyone notice that everyone posting on the forum seem to be /b/tards?

 

[anonmom]

I love octopus! Especially stir-fried in a sweet sauce with vegetables over rice! Yummy.

 

[KnightVision]

Try Just Being You! Try just loving you and your community.

 

[AnonKat]

It's so easy to join

http://forums.whyweprotest.net/threads/a-challenger-appears-tarvuism-lol.68937/

This has to be a joke but I've not seen it before, please can someone post info as to who's behind this. Their video(s) have a lot of resemblence to Scilon ones and they too claim to be the fastest growing religion on the planet!


Say Hebbo to ... Tarvuism;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmhIlW15qw


Now with more Octopus testimony;


http://vimeo.com/1911088


And did they mention how easy it is to join?


http://vimeo.com/1929187


I sense much lulz with Lord Tarvu, further info can be found below.


http://www.tarvu.com/

http://www.tarvu.com/faqs.html

http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=tarvu


http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tarvuism/41219058410

http://twitter.com/tarvuism


Praise Tarvu!