Voltaire's Child
Fool on the Hill
Thanks hon. But keep in mind, I'm blonde. And there really are times I need shit dumbed down for me.
My friends tell me I'm smart. I dunno. I can think of tons of times when someone says something and everyone seems to know what's being discussed and I'm like, huh??
So that's a thing. I probably still have some indoc kickin' around. I figure it won't go away if I don't admit to having it, right?
You should see me at the office. My boss is like "Claire, didn't I tell you to ask the client X?" and I'm like, "I don't remember that at all. It must be my misunderstanding. I'll take care of it now."
Ok, that having been said, where's my goddamn chocolate?
My friends tell me I'm smart. I dunno. I can think of tons of times when someone says something and everyone seems to know what's being discussed and I'm like, huh??
So that's a thing. I probably still have some indoc kickin' around. I figure it won't go away if I don't admit to having it, right?
You should see me at the office. My boss is like "Claire, didn't I tell you to ask the client X?" and I'm like, "I don't remember that at all. It must be my misunderstanding. I'll take care of it now."
Ok, that having been said, where's my goddamn chocolate?