Patron with Honors
Make a YouTube video showing your face and state that it is you using this posting ID. It won't prove that it IS you, but it will be an irrevocable "document" in the Toothie timeline.
And don't say it's too hard to do. Cellphone videos are a piece of caek.
If it won't prove it is me, the what's the point?
Go back and re-read the question.