kate8024
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So I was thinking it might be a good idea to have a thread with quotes from L. Ron Hubbard which are either unintentional funny or funny for completely different reasons then they were originally intended.
I'll start with this one which I found today that I laughed at
context: After 7 pages of detailing all the different types of crimes in Scientology and talking about punishment for those crimes:
"A reward system for merit and good performance also exists."
- HCO Policy Letter of 7 March 1965RA Issue III Revised 10 January 1991 (Basic Staff Hat, page 474)
it doesn't detail that reward system on any page that I was able to find and doesn't reference any specific policy detailing a reward system.
and one I cried a little about but found it funny that he would have mentioned this:
"The only way an org will come out straight is by forbidding musical chairs"
- HCO Policy Letter of 2 August 1971 (Basic Staff Hat, page 223)
I'll start with this one which I found today that I laughed at
context: After 7 pages of detailing all the different types of crimes in Scientology and talking about punishment for those crimes:
"A reward system for merit and good performance also exists."
- HCO Policy Letter of 7 March 1965RA Issue III Revised 10 January 1991 (Basic Staff Hat, page 474)
it doesn't detail that reward system on any page that I was able to find and doesn't reference any specific policy detailing a reward system.
and one I cried a little about but found it funny that he would have mentioned this:
"The only way an org will come out straight is by forbidding musical chairs"
- HCO Policy Letter of 2 August 1971 (Basic Staff Hat, page 223)