Stats April / May 08

[Emma]

I had a whole bunch of stat justifications ready but it's too late at night to post them. I'll post them tomorrow. But just as an example, in Jan we were "slashdotted" & "digged", Feb "digged" several times and March "Reddited". We haven't had any high volume links in for a few months.

I'm sure there are better/more excuses that I can think of tomorrow.

 

[Dulloldfart]

I'm sure there are better/more excuses that I can think of tomorrow.

No need, Ems. Anyone can tell that the quality of the hits in April/May is much better than earlier.

Paul

 

[Free to shine]

That's what pink does.

 

[Alanzo]

We were working hard doing organize actions in April...

 

[Div6]

Even at the lowest, 24,000 unique visitors is quite a high number, in the context of Scientology. At its peak it had (at best guestimation) 100,000, so this is quite something.


Plus its > 9000, so Anon is just a piece of it...

Plus, on bandwidth alone ESMB delivers.

 

[Alanzo]

The SPs were attacking hard in April and every one went PTS...

 

[Good twin]

Alanzo dropped the ball..

 

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

It looks like in March we were playing the Birthday Game for real.

The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[Div6]

The Birthday came and the STATS CRASHED...

 

[Alanzo]

Alanzo dropped the ball..

I didn't receive any KRs on myself written by you, GT.

So, you LET me drop the ball.

In fact, NO ONE wrote a KR on me for the whole month of April.

YOU'RE ALL OUT-ETHICS!!!

 

[tookmeawhile]

I had a whole bunch of stat justifications ready but it's too late at night to post them. I'll post them tomorrow. But just as an example, in Jan we were "slashdotted" & "digged", Feb "digged" several times and March "Reddited". We haven't had any high volume links in for a few months.

I'm sure there are better/more excuses that I can think of tomorrow.

I'm the Why, Emma. I joined in April. Please don't declare me, please! I beg of you! I'd much rather be Declared by the Co$ than by you!

 

[Alanzo]

I'm the Why, Emma. I joined in April. Please don't declare me, please! I beg of you! I'd much rather be Declared by the Co$ than by you!

Hmmm. Come to think of it, the stat crash is date-coincident with your joining, TMA. We're combing the list now and pulling in everyone who joined in April.

I'm an Ethics Specialist and a Data Series Evaluator. And all my training makes me think in a superior fashion.

So let me pull the string here and use my superior logic on you...have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

 

[grundy]

it wasnt my fault!

 

[Alanzo]

it wasnt my fault!

A-ha!

Another outpoint!

You, Grundy.

Have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

 

[tookmeawhile]

Hmmm. Come to think of it, the stat crash is date-coincident with your joining, TMA. We're combing the list now and pulling in everyone who joined in April.

I'm an Ethics Specialist and a Data Series Evaluator. And all my training makes me think in a superior fashion.

So let me pull the string here and use my superior logic on you...have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

OMG! How did you know I've seen a psychiatrist? Can you read my mind from afar?

In fact, I've probably seen hundreds in my life. On TV, visiting people in hospitals, going to restaurants, driving, etc. Most of the time I didn't even know they were psychiatrists. Now, I have never personally seeked treatment from a psychiatrist but I know that doesn't matter. I have indeed seen them before.

You know, at first I was kidding about being the Why. But Alanzo, you helped me realize that I truly am the Why. Wow; you are good!


If I buy some Basics packages will you spare Declaring me? Oh wait, forgot where I was for a moment, if I promise NOT to buy any Basics packages can I avoid getting a EXSMB Declare?

 

[Alanzo]

OMG! How did you know I've seen a psychiatrist? Can you read my mind from afar?

In fact, I've probably seen hundreds in my life. On TV, visiting people in hospitals, going to restaurants, driving, etc. Most of the time I didn't even know they were psychiatrists. Now, I have never personally seeked treatment from a psychiatrist but I know that doesn't matter. I have indeed seen them before.

You know, at first I was kidding about being the Why. But Alanzo, you helped me realize that I truly am the Why. Wow; you are good!


If I buy some Basics packages will you spare Declaring me? Oh wait, forgot where I was for a moment, if I promise NOT to buy any Basics packages can I avoid getting a EXSMB Declare?

I KNEW IT!!

We've been infiltrated with people who have all seen a psychiatrist!

Now...pulling the string further, using the superior logic and investigatory technology that was developed somewhere on another planet, a much more advanced and saner one than Earth, I will trace down the outpoints to find The Why.. So here goes:


Who let these people in who have all seen a psychiatrist??

 

[Pixie]

The SPs were attacking hard in April and every one went PTS...

ETHICS!! NOW!!!

 

[grundy]

Well, because of the distractions and the PTSness and the SPs, we all had to do ethics and cramming and we are applying the condition of "I don't want my seniors to notice me too much" .. oh wait ... do we HAVE to worry about it?

 

[Alanzo]

Well, because of the distractions and the PTSness and the SPs, we all had to do ethics and cramming and we are applying the condition of "I don't want my seniors to notice me too much" .. oh wait ... do we HAVE to worry about it?

Nice try, Grundy.

But I'm a graduate of the superior communications technology found on the Hubbard Professional TRs Course too!

That's right - a triple threat!

So, since I perceived that I did not get my investigatory question answered, I'll ask it again!

Have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

 

[Alan]

What changed?

We wuz PINKED!​