Super Power release, can you believe this shi-

[Lovinglife625]

I find it SHOCKING that I ever believed anything like this:

OMG "SO FAR IN ADVANCE OF EARTH TECHNOLOGY"??? Scheeesch

The "tech" is not even close to matching rudimentary medical and psycotherapy practices much less "so far in adanced" of same.

And here is another pearl from the same promo piece about the release of super power:

"Epic" lol

Oh well, for those of you EXes and Anons in the CW area who now must be trembling in fear at the wave of true OTs about to be unleashed upon you, you still have a chance to go back and join the super power effort. Yes folks over 1,200 have already been recruited for the new super power building as the internal construction "barrels forward". Only 297 super power building staff to go. Hurry and join now while you can!!!!!! Don't believe me? Well it is in writing, see below:

Great pay, great food, wonderful hours, free auditing, great living conditions, your own bedroom, lots of time off with family, large clothes allowance and one month off paid a year. No really, honest.

This is priceless!

BTW the above are the kinds of things promised to those being recruited for staff. Brace for more of the truth about this to be coming out very soon.

In the meantime enjoy the above and, if you are like me, just shake your head in disbelief that you EVER believed nonsense like the above.

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

If it's such a big deal then why are they waiting so long?

Surely these "Epic" Super Powers can stop their spiral of "Epic" failure

... oh yeah I almost forgot the unreleased piece that will allows Hubbard's Tech to finally create it's first Clear and finally create it's first OT is just around the corner.

 

[Sindy]

The New Era of Registration Price List

Gently nudged to greater awareness and ability...............$ 5,400.00/Intensive

Thrust to higher realms of knowing................................$6,650.00/Intensive

Propelled to advanced planes of existence......................$7,850.00/Intensive

Catapulted into whole track states of eternal ecstasy......$10,000.00/Intensive

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

The New Era of Registration Price List

Gently nudged to greater awareness and ability...............$ 5,400.00/Intensive

Thrust to higher realms of knowing................................$6,650.00/Intensive

Propelled to advanced planes of existence......................$7,850.00/Intensive

Catapulted into whole tack states of eternal ecstacy......$10,000.00/Intensive

And for $15,000.00 you get the fast track to instant whole track states of eternal ecstasy

... which consists of an envelope containing a LRH Signature Black Sharpie Marker for you to write "SUCKER" across your forehead with.

For an extra $2,500.00 you get to keep the marker.

 

[The Great Zorg]

The New Era of Registration Price List
Gently nudged to greater awareness and ability...............$ 5,400.00/Intensive
Thrust to higher realms of knowing................................$6,650.00/Intensive
Propelled to advanced planes of existence......................$7,850.00/Intensive
Catapulted into whole track states of eternal ecstasy......$10,000.00/Intensive

So we're talking $200,000 to $500,000. No wonder they must create mystery and fanfare... the "promo" department MUST say or do ANYTHING to make the sale and keep the greedy cult in business. :confused2:

As I was looking at that flashy promo I actually felt a little bit of my old starry eyed enthusiasm and hope for a better universe for all. Of course, I was hoping more for the god-like powers hubbard promised. We all know what a dangling carrot that was.

One of the current tragedies of our civilization is the fact that this greedy, criminal, mind bending cult is allowed to operate at all. How dare they claim religious persecution when they would be, if allowed, the most horrible religious inquisitors our world would have ever known. Nothing but hubbard is allowed in the minds of the clams; the more indoctrinates that we free the less power and future army of insane zealots there will be. We owe it to humanity to do something: we know what this cult's objectives are: an enslaved planet of mind bent, starry eyed, near starving bullies!

I'm going to get off of my soapbox now.

Fucking scientology.

 

[Ogsonofgroo]

All I can say is (eeeek~ runaway!)

The 'keepers' must be chompin' at the bit to strap the lastest recruits into their barf-inducing shooper-dooper-gyro-wallet-launcher thingy

(this should be added to the 'Stupid Moments' thread imho )

 

[Freeminds]

Fucking scientology.

Absolutely. But I think this actually presents an opportunity to hasten the end of the scam.

Next time one comes in contact with a present-day victim of Scientology (and, obligingly, they telephone all the time...) it might be possible to simply ask:​

How will the release of Super Power affect you?​

Staffers must either understand now that nothing will change, and accept that their faux 'religion' is nothing but snake oil... or they've got to enthuse about Super Power, and be left with some awkward rationalization to perform, when it turns out to have been just more smoke and mirrors.

Long overdue, this Super Power hogwash is D.M.'s ruin. The cancerous gnome must publish and be damned... or prevaricate some more, and show he's a Suppressive Person. Either way, management loses.​

 

[dianaclass8]

This type of promo used to turn me off big time when I was in.

I was asked to be the poster girl for the Quantum meter and talk about the wonders and the difference between this meter and the other meters, I flatly refused and told them I could not do that.

 

[Telepathetic]

Absolutely. But I think this actually presents an opportunity to hasten the end of the scam.

Next time one comes in contact with a present-day victim of Scientology (and, obligingly, they telephone all the time...) it might be possible to simply ask:​

How will the release of Super Power affect you?​

Staffers must either understand now that nothing will change, and accept that their faux 'religion' is nothing but snake oil... or they've got to enthuse about Super Power, and be left with some awkward rationalization to perform, when it turns out to have been just more smoke and mirrors.

Long overdue, this Super Power hogwash is D.M.'s ruin. The cancerous gnome must publish and be damned... or prevaricate some more, and show he's a Suppressive Person. Either way, management loses.​

That's the first thought I had after reading this. It could be the beginnig of the end for the Clams.

TP

 

[Mystic]

Wonderful. A few little spurts of stench from the rotting Hubbard-hate pile.

 

[Terril park]

Wonderful. A few little spurts of stench from the rotting Hubbard-hate pile.

The reports from "Flag 2005 " indicate they havn't been able to train the auditors. Can't see how its happened since then. Anyone newly out have any solid data?

 

[TheViewer]

There's got to be a info commercial here

And for $15,000.00 you get the fast track to instant whole track states of eternal ecstasy

... which consists of an envelope containing a LRH Signature Black Sharpie Marker for you to write "SUCKER" across your forehead with.

For an extra $2,500.00 you get to keep the marker.

But wait! That's not all! Be one of the first 297 to register and you will receive not one! But two! Genuine imitation markers! Use your credit card and receive your very own...

Underwater Basket Weaving Course!

Stop by or call now...I SAID NOW! 1-888-got-yaaa

 

[Ted]

Great pay, great food, wonderful hours, free auditing, great living conditions, your own bedroom, lots of time off with family, large clothes allowance and one month off paid a year. No really, honest.

This is priceless!
[snip]

These must be the survey buttons. This is what they found out are people's objections to being on staff. Hooray for survey tech!

But, it's just promo. No one should expect any of this BS to be true.

As an aside, I hope the promises for staff and Super Power people are all true. Just don't involve me. I'll spectate from the decks of the Carpathia.

 

[Voltaire's Child]

Do ya think they're really going to open the Sp building? Taking them long enough...Also, my husband says it all looks to him like an implant station.

 

[Free Being Me]

And for $15,000.00 you get the fast track to instant whole track states of eternal ecstasy

... which consists of an envelope containing a LRH Signature Black Sharpie Marker for you to write "SUCKER" across your forehead with.

For an extra $2,500.00 you get to keep the marker.

It's Sharpie Power, not Super Power.

 

[Jachs]

Super power to be released Jan 1979

EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE
LRH ED 301 INT 17 December 1978

To: ALL STAFF
From: RON RON’S JOURNAL 30

1978—THE YEAR OF LIGHTNING FAST NEW TECH

Super Power will be delivered at Saint Hills within the next 6 weeks

Hello.
I have some exciting news about services.
Processing has gotten so fast that actually clearing whole areas is in view.
1978 was indeed the year of tech breakthroughs!

2. SUPER POWER. A super fantastic, but confidential series of rundowns that
can be done on anyone whether Dianetic Clear or not that puts the person into fantastic
shape unleashing the super power of a thetan. This is the means that puts Scientologists
into a new realm of ability enabling them to create the New World. It puts world
Clearing within reach in the future. This is a parallel rundown to Power in Saint Hills
which is taken by the Dianetic Clear. It consists of 12 separate high power rundowns
which are brand new and enter realms of the tech never before approached. Power is
still very much in use on the Grade Chart but is for those who didn’t go Clear on
Dianetics. Super Power will be delivered at Saint Hills within the next 6 weeks as we
are right now super grooming the Super Power auditors in a special international
course. It will be delivered in almost all languages.L. Ron Hubbard
EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE

LRH ED 301 INT 17 December 1978
Tech Vol 1

 

[Voltaire's Child]

Oh, it's only 22 years late. I mean, c'mon? What's 22 years compared with your eternity?

 

[R6Basic]

Do ya think they're really going to open the Sp building? Taking them long enough...Also, my husband says it all looks to him like an implant station.

First I hope it opens this year because that was the prediction I made for 2011 (pat 2 of that prediction is it WILL NOT lead to Scn. expansion.)

Second it IS an implant station.

 

[R6Basic]

Poor staff, I can think a scene like this will be common after SP building...

Some even six month after SP opened.

(DM on screen)

"... and we have had recorded breaking stats, with all sections of Scn. reporting highest ever. Since the SP building opened " Crowd: Clap clap clap. " and that's not including those sections where they have one or more SP comps. The stats they are reporting are quite frankly unbelievable..."

Staff member thinking to self.... "Gee that's great that other sectors are doing so well. My org hasn't seen any growth like that. I wish some of our staff would go and get some SP Run downs then our stats would be unbelievable too."

 

[Free Being Me]

EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE
LRH ED 301 INT 17 December 1978

To: ALL STAFF
From: RON RON’S JOURNAL 30

1978—THE YEAR OF LIGHTNING FAST NEW TECH

Super Power will be delivered at Saint Hills within the next 6 weeks

Hello.
I have some exciting news about services.
Processing has gotten so fast that actually clearing whole areas is in view.
1978 was indeed the year of tech breakthroughs!

2. SUPER POWER. A super fantastic, but confidential series of rundowns that
can be done on anyone whether Dianetic Clear or not that puts the person into fantastic
shape unleashing the super power of a thetan. This is the means that puts Scientologists
into a new realm of ability enabling them to create the New World. It puts world
Clearing within reach in the future. This is a parallel rundown to Power in Saint Hills
which is taken by the Dianetic Clear. It consists of 12 separate high power rundowns
which are brand new and enter realms of the tech never before approached. Power is
still very much in use on the Grade Chart but is for those who didn’t go Clear on
Dianetics. Super Power will be delivered at Saint Hills within the next 6 weeks as we
are right now super grooming the Super Power auditors in a special international
course. It will be delivered in almost all languages.L. Ron Hubbard
EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE

LRH ED 301 INT 17 December 1978
Tech Vol 1

This belongs at the top 100 stupid moments in $cio thread. I didn't know the 'promise' to deliver sp originally started in 1978 as I never saw this e.d. while in $cio.