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J. Swift

Patron with Honors
In March 2010 the Super Power Bldg had 60% of the drywall installed. The remaining 40% of the drywall that needed to be hung was just one of the MEST barriers to Super Power. No one here appreciates how hard it is hang drywall to VGI's and a dial wide FN. David Miscavige had his work cut out for him! He had to personally hang all of the drywall because everyone else was a suppressive fuck up. So Dave took his tiny hammer and started hanging drywall. Then there was mud and sanding. He emerged through the Drywall Wall of Fire very knocked out but alive.

drywall001.jpg


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The Great Zorg

Gold Meritorious Patron
EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE
LRH ED 301 INT
17 December 1978

To: ALL STAFF
From:RON

RON’S JOURNAL 30

1978—THE YEAR OF LIGHTNING FAST NEW TECH (LIE)

Super Power will be delivered at Saint Hills within the next 6 weeks(LIE)


Hello.

I have some exciting news about services.

Processing has gotten so fast that actually clearing whole areas is in view (LIE). 1978 was indeed the year of tech breakthroughs!

2. SUPER POWER. A super fantastic, but confidential series of rundowns that can be done on anyone whether Dianetic Clear or not that puts the person into fantastic shape unleashing the super power of a thetan.(LIE)
This is the means that puts Scientologists into a new realm of ability enabling them to create the New World. It puts world Clearing within reach in the future (LIE). This is a parallel rundown to Power in Saint Hills which is taken by the Dianetic Clear. It consists of 12 separate high power rundowns which are brand new and enter realms of the tech never before approached (LIE).
Power is still very much in use on the Grade Chart but is for those who didn’t go Clear on Dianetics. Super Power will be delivered at Saint Hills within the next 6 weeks (LIE) as we are right now super grooming the Super Power auditors in a special international course. It will be delivered in almost all languages (LIE).

L. Ron Hubbard (LIE)

EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE

LRH ED 301 INT
17 December 1978
Tech Vol 1

It just occurred to me what kind of bind hubbard must have found himself in. After concocting his "dianetics" which is based on previously known clumsy psychotherapy, he developed the scientology "auditing" scam. Tying people to a machine and "running" "lists" and "commands" and what not would have sooner or later ended up in a dead end where no new "processes" or 'commands" or "lists" could have been concocted. There is a finite combination of words that can be strung together to word his "auditing"; a finite selection without resorting to preposterous combinations. This must have slowed hubbard down and eventually brought him to a dead stop. Obviously, when faced with this dilemma, he just did what a good, lying, greedy, manipulating con artist would do: he changed his pitch and kept the "new" stuff a secret, to be begged for... and it was.
 

The Great Zorg

Gold Meritorious Patron
In March 2010 the Super Power Bldg had 60% of the drywall installed. The remaining 40% of the drywall that needed to be hung was just one of the MEST barriers to Super Power. No one here appreciates how hard it is hang drywall to VGI's and a dial wide FN. David Miscavige had his work cut out for him! He had to personally hang all of the drywall because everyone else was a suppressive fuck up. So Dave took his tiny hammer and started hanging drywall. Then there was mud and sanding. He emerged through the Drywall Wall of Fire very knocked out but alive.

drywall001.jpg


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You see? Davey was squirrelling: nowadays a screwdriver is used to attach the drywall, especially if the studs are commercial steel framing studs.

Then again, maybe he did start pounding nails into steel. After all, he IS a scientologists, isn't he?
 

Jachs

Gold Meritorious Patron
This belongs at the top 100 stupid moments in $cio thread. I didn't know the 'promise' to deliver sp originally started in 1978 as I never saw this e.d. while in $cio.

Thats prob because all the interesting stuff is in the tech Vols.

How would it look on the Super Power Promo? for the Contributors or as a an argument for a SP reg??

The self appointed dictator DM CI counter intention is to divert any ability to view the truth.
and the Sea Org policy DONT DRAW ATTENTION TO AN ERROR-
goes against.

Axiom 38- 1. Stupidity is the unknowness of consideration.
2. Mechanical Definition: Stupidity is unknowness of time, place, form and event.
1. Truth is the exact consideration.
2. Truth is the exact time, place, form and event.
Thus, we see that failure to discover Truth brings about stupidity.
Thus, we see that the discovery of Truth would bring about an AS-IS-NESS by actual experiment.
Thus, we see that an ultimate truth would have no time, place, form or event.
Thus, then, we perceive that we can achieve a persistence only when we mask a truth.
Lying is an alteration on time, place, form or event.
Lying becomes ALER-IS-NESS, becomes Stupidity.(David Miscavige)
(The blackness of cases is an accumulation of the case's own or another's lies.)
Anything which persists must avoid AS-IS NESS.
Thus, anything, to persist, must contain a lie.

DMs chain of McChurches.McRundowns.He is a real motivator.



O----DTAWSI
 

HelluvaHoax!

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ONE PLANET
ONE CHANCE
ONE PURPOSE
ONE ONE (1.1)


Interesting Note---nothing to do with this post: I just looked at the word "one" as a foreign, non-english-speaking person would try to pronounce it.......OH-NEE or ON-NEE or possibly OWN. Where the hell did anyone come up with the pronunciation WUN? If I was still in Scn I probably would be telling this concern I have to a D of P to make sure to get it into my folder. lolololol
 

This is NOT OK !!!!

Gold Meritorious Patron
Don't worry Hoax.

You're just Out-Int. The C/S says that your TE is 4 intensives. You don't have and $ (aka "Old Money"):duh: on account so you only get the IAS 10% discount. That will be $32,550.00 - Where's your AMEX?

By the way, what IS your status in the IAS? Oh, here's Vic Selza to brief you!

:puke:
 

R6Basic

Patron Meritorious

Boy oh boy 2/3rd's of the 67 Sculptures have been completed and in Bronze!

Scn. Welcome to the bronze age!


But I bet Davy wont let the building open until each one of those sculptures are exactly to pure 100% tech standard. And each one will probably be put on the cans to make sure they are not a rock slamer or have other issues.
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
What is said> "You need to arrive right now!"

What is meant> "Nobody in the trades will work for us, we're cheap, we shaft evreyone on their contractor billings, we need more slavish ronbots to contribute to the madness on their own expense so we can hit them up a year or two from now with discounted 'You Helped' materials and courses!"

Wheeeeeeeee! 'Can I ride the gyro?' :barf2:

:p
 

Jachs

Gold Meritorious Patron
Don't worry Hoax.

You're just Out-Int. The C/S says that your TE is 4 intensives. You don't have and $ (aka "Old Money"):duh: on account so you only get the IAS 10% discount. That will be $32,550.00 - Where's your AMEX?

By the way, what IS your status in the IAS? Oh, here's Vic Selza to brief you!

:puke:

you know the drill well!

your right it is :puke:
 

Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
Next time they try to reg you for this ridiculous white elephant, remember to quote our good friend Tommy Davis:
"We're ready. All the money has been put aside, and the plans are in place. As soon as we get the go-ahead from the city, we'll begin."

Work commenced in 1999, and was due to be completed in 2002. In 2009, Davis is looking for "the go-ahead from the city"? That's classic Scientologist incompetence. Which is a good thing, because D.M. and his fascists would be scary if they had the abilities to match their intentions. On that sort of performance, though, I don't think we have to worry too much about their "clearing the planet."
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
Next time they try to reg you for this ridiculous white elephant, remember to quote our good friend Tommy Davis:


Work commenced in 1999, and was due to be completed in 2002. In 2009, Davis is looking for "the go-ahead from the city"? That's classic Scientologist incompetence. Which is a good thing, because D.M. and his fascists would be scary if they had the abilities to match their intentions. On that sort of performance, though, I don't think we have to worry too much about their "clearing the planet."

Truth once again takes out the rear flank!


How long can everyone wait for the vaunted 'Shooper-Dooper-Powaz!'

I'm pretty sure many of us critics are totally not wanting it to happen :nervous::nervous::nervous:

Hey!

That's it!

The intent of people wanting it not to happen has delayed it for so long!

Like house fires and such, the crowds intent....

Yah. Right.

Face the facts David Miscavige, your fraud is exposed, you cannot possibly suck more people in, and you are a stark raving twat-midget-psycho thingy.

So there.

Now, go kiss Tommy goodnight...

:happydance:
 

Infinite

Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller
Save yourself some dosh - here's the end run down series on the Super Power Process - leaves you in fits of hysterical laughter for up to an hour afterwards, apparently.

THE ACTUAL SUPER POWER PROCESS
Super Power Rundown Series 5

The final step of the Super Power Rundown is to give back to the person his full potential power as a being. All prior steps on the Super Power Rundown have been designed to get a person into a state wherein he is set up to regain his ability to handle infinite power. These processes are run just like any other process with full F/N, Cog VGIs as the EP. If the person goes exterior continue to run the processes. If there is a dial wide F/N continue to run the process. The only time you would end off the process or the session is if the person has a persistent floating TA.

At some point during the running of this series of processes the person will reach a state wherein they are speechless. They will laugh with wild abandon. Their TA will be floating! They will probably also be exterior and will be unable to communicate in words what they are experiencing. This is the end result of the Super Power Rundown. It is rare for this to occur prior to the running of the last flow of this series of processes, but if it occurs then acknowledge the win.

One thing the auditor must not do is interrupt the person while in the middle of this major win or during the laughter. Otherwise it will invalidate the win. The auditor simply maintains his TRs and lets the person have his win. Do not end the session until the laughter stops as this will also tend to invalidate the person and his win.

The laughter can go on for some time. Perhaps up to an hour. Be sure and just be there with the person during this win and not end the session until the laughter has subsided. The following is the last series of processes one runs on the Super Power Rundown:

1. Get the idea that you have infinite power.
2. Get the idea that another has infinite power.
3. Get the idea that others have infinite power.
4. Get the idea that you can cause yourself to have infinite power.
5. Get the idea that you have been given infinite power.
6. Get the idea that another has been given infinite power.
7. Get the idea that others have been given infinite power.
8. Get the idea that you have caused yourself to be given infinite power.
9. Get the idea that you can give another infinite power.
10. Get the idea that another can give you infinite power.
11. Get the idea that others can give others infinite power.
12. Get the idea that you can cause yourself infinite power.
13. Get the idea that you are infinite.
14. Get the idea that another is infinite.
15. Get the idea that others are infinite.
16. Get the idea that you can cause yourself to be infinity.

Make sure to run only the reading process and check for interest. Do not run any process on the person in which he is not interested.
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
Save yourself some dosh - here's the end run down series on the Super Power Process - leaves you in fits of hysterical laughter for up to an hour afterwards, apparently.

I actually audited that, and the other four issues in that fake "Super Power Series" back in 2005. It's more or less unrunnable as written, but I worked out how it could be run.

Full critique and details at http://www.fzglobal.org/superpower.htm.

Paul
 
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