TopGun Tommy leaving and then going public in a big way could be the final death blow to the cult, the tipping point that causes a sudden mass exodus. I did a song parody about ol' TopGun that I will repost here, but, there is another one that needs to be written, perhaps somebody else who likes doing parodies will do it ... it should be done as a youtube video, with TC and DM, having a lover's spat, to the tune of that Barbara Striesand number "You Don't Send Me Flowers Anymore."
Pete
Oh Tommy Boy
(to the Tune of Oh Danny Boy)
Oh Tommy boy, the espees are a mockin’ you,
For craziness, you can no longer hide.
Your fans are gone, prospective roles departing,
T’is your career that’s going down like a mudslide.
So loose that Elron muffin of the meadow,
Live down your antics done on Oprah’s show,
And get out from the Dave Miscavige shadow,
Oh Tommy boy, oh Tommy boy, its time to blow.
Should you awake, to find your church is lying,
And be declared, declared to be espee,
You’ll come to find, ‘twas BS you’ve been buying,
And you will say “Ixnay!” to Scientology.
And you’ll explain, how Davey hath betrayed thee,
And how revenge, in court so sweet shall be,
Your fans again, will saith that they love thee,
As you lament your time in Scientology.
As you lament your time in Scientology.