HelluvaHoax!
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Hi Hoaxy, I think you might be the biggest loser out of the board migration. Your 125,189,657,478 likes are gone. Sorry man.
LOL (again!)
By failing to find out what is needed and wanted (statusy and statistically arranged admiration particles) you have necessarily dropped down one full condition to LIABILITY. I have thought long and hard about how you can:
-- Take advantage of the current Amnesty!
-- Come to your senses!
-- Deliver an effective blow to the enemies of the group you
have been pretending to be part of despite personal danger
and despite the pretense of the group itself pretending to be
part of saving mankind on this planet.
Ergo, the Church of Hoaxology has assigned you a suitable Amends Project, consisting of (if and/or when possible) adding the formatting feature of subscripts/superscripts. -- Come to your senses!
-- Deliver an effective blow to the enemies of the group you
have been pretending to be part of despite personal danger
and despite the pretense of the group itself pretending to be
part of saving mankind on this planet.
Notwithstanding all of the above, if it is determined that there already is such a feature on the new message board, we demand an immediate and full investigation into why this feature was not brought to my attention previously, with the customary "head on a pike", obligatory "chainlockering" and always-entertaining "overboarding" of the parties found guilty of such no-report!