The Best Scientology Personality Test Graph EVER!


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The Best Scientology Personality Test Graph EVER!

The Tab: I did the Church of Scientology personality test

And my graph looked like a willy


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But, after being led to a little interrogation room, I soon found out that this was not a laughing matter.

According to my graph, I’m dangerously hyper-active, self-involved and am horrendously depressed.

Staring deep into my eyes, she asked me how I thought I could deal with my empirically-proven depression.

I responded: “Erm… I dunno. Meds?”

She looked shocked.

And she informed me that Ritalin and anti-depressants are frowned upon by the Scientologist community.

And that they are practically the same as recreational drugs.

Try telling that to a bouncer, eh?


I took my anti-depressants in a dark and dingy alleyway, to avoid being judged by the Scientologists.

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This guy is very funny!
[..] So, when I saw that the Nicholson Street church was offering free personality tests, I thought I’d go take part and find out more about the cultish belief system.

The main reason I went was because I never turn down a personality test. I’m PlayBuzz’s most frequent visitor.

And, ultimately, it would give me a chance to talk about myself for a good 45 minutes.

So off I went to answer 200 questions on myself to see how I could become a better person through Scientologist thought.

And I responded to 200 bloody weird questions.[..]

Even more there to chuckle about. :thumbsup: