The Courage of Marty Rathbun and Mike Rinder

[MrNobody]

Well I was married the last time I spoke to my husband.

Uhm... when was that?

I'm afraid I'm past the middle age thing but I've kept my looks! Freeze drying is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Well, I'm quite tolerant when it come to the definition of middle-aged. But say, doesn't freeze drying make you a little too... how can I say... too small and crispy? Because I wouldn't like that.

I'm pretty sure we can find a good looking lady on this board to take you up on your offer. Resistance is Futile is too young to be middle aged but she is very good looking. Could you get past your age bigotry to date a younger woman? :confused2:

Resistance? Isn't she the cute blonde kid I've seen on some videos? Is she of legal age by now? Because, ya know, I wouldn't want to get in trouble, ya know? I mean she looks bearable, but... ya know ... I don't date under-aged kids, ya know?

 

[Wisened One]

Resistance? Isn't she the cute blonde kid I've seen on some videos? Is she of legal age by now? Because, ya know, I wouldn't want to get in trouble, ya know? I mean she looks bearable, but... ya know ... I don't date under-aged kids, ya know?

Lol, you guys...yeah Idk how old she is, but I'm pretty sure she's over 21...just barely tho!

 

[byte301]

I'm a good wifey. I only speak when spoken to and that was back in 2001 or so near as I can recall. He is a man of few words. Actually I'm a big liar. I can't shut him up. He drives me crazy.

Yes, I am on the crispy side.

Yes, RIF is that cute girl in the videos. I think she is legal. I would never condone child molestation!

 

[SweetnessandLight]

Well, Hello there!

Just for the record, I LOVE gummy bears!

 

[MrNobody]

Just for the record, I LOVE gummy bears!

You're not alone, many people love them. I was planing to start a Gummi Bear export service so I could finaly make my 3rd million bucks (sidenote: trying to make my 1st million didn't work, neither did the 2nd), but these pesky overseas mailing fees always destroy my wonderful plans.

 

[flashgordon]

They get CANDYBARS??? Where do I sign up?

Like you didn't know that.

You were probably eating one as you typed out the above.

 

[flashgordon]

Just for the record, I LOVE gummy bears!

Just for the record, who cares?

 

[He-man]

Just for the record, who cares?

Flash Gordon if you can´t keep it civil everytime you get dominated in a post... stop being so grumpy about it. Take a bath, or a long walk. Better yet, join a boxing club. Spending time doing constitutionals often gives time to think through a subject, this leads to better posts.
Free advice, try it.

 

[flashgordon]

Flash Gordon if you can´t keep it civil everytime you get dominated in a post... stop being so grumpy about it. Take a bath, or a long walk. Better yet, join a boxing club........

Excuse me "He-Man", why do you keep trying to de-rail this thread from the "The Courage of Marty Rathbun and Mike Rinder" and on to some other subject?

 

[byte301]

Excuse me "He-Man", why do you keep trying to de-rail this thread from the "The Courage of Marty Rathbun and Mike Rinder" and on to some other subject?

Cuz we think the thread is stupid. So we jacked it and made it more interesting.

This thread is now about internet dating.

Your welcome.

 

[bts2free]

I like candybars and gummibears too. We just got some chocholate covered cherries too. I love the hollidays.

BTW, I'm a single guy...

Jus' Sayin'.

Damn, wrong thread!

 

[byte301]

I like candybars and gummibears too. We just got some chocholate covered cherries too. I love the hollidays.

BTW, I'm a single guy...

Jus' Sayin'.

Damn, wrong thread!

No, this is absofuckinglutely the right thread, bts2free!

Have you met Resistance is Futile?

 

[MrNobody]

I like candybars and gummibears too. We just got some chocholate covered cherries too. I love the hollidays.

BTW, I'm a single guy...

Jus' Sayin'.

Damn, wrong thread!

A fellow single guy wants to share with you
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/im...image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=3370831&s=gourmet-food
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mon_Chéri

enioy. We older single guys need to support each other, don't we?

Oh, and no, not wrong thread.

EDIT:

Lol, you guys...yeah Idk how old she is, but I'm pretty sure she's over 21...just barely tho!

<snip>
Yes, RIF is that cute girl in the videos. I think she is legal. I would never condone child molestation!

Thank you guys. That means I don't have to delete all of the videos with her in them from my harddisk. <Big sigh of relief>, because I was really woried about that.

Again, I can't thank you two enough!

 

[SweetnessandLight]

Mike and Marty like gummy bears, too!

Hah! You guys are cracking me up!

Big hugs to Mr. Nobody and BT's 2 Free!

With or without candy- gimme some sugar!

 

[Tim Skog]

Cuz we think the thread is stupid. So we jacked it and made it more interesting.

This thread is now about internet dating.

Your welcome.

I thought it was about gummi bears.:confused2:

 

[byte301]

Like you didn't know that.

You were probably eating one as you typed out the above.

I am so busted.

I would have just been eating the regular OSA fare of beans and rice but COB forg..uuh was too busy...uuh briefed us that some evil psychs hijacked the beans and rice delivery truck. He then had to rush off to do some strategizing on his latest battleplan. He is certain that his dog passed Go and STILL collected $200.00! In addition to that he landed on the Pay Luxury Tax square and didn't pay it! He used that money to put more hotels on Park Place and Broadway. COB is down to the Reading Railroad and a couple of utilities. If he didn't have to wear so many hats he would never let his dog cheat like that but beating people up takes quite a lot of time. He would beat the dog up as well but the last time he tried that it didn't end well. Suffice it to say he is not going to be any use to Larisse for quite some time...maybe never.

To cheer himself up he is fair gaming the crap out of Rathbun and Rinder. He has ordered over 20 pizzas for each of them, made several phone calls inquiring about their refrigerator running, and putting piles of dog poop in gunny sacks on their front porch and setting it on fire, ringing the doorbell and running. His stats have skyrocketed! He is stomping out suppression on an epic level!

So that's it from the OSA trenches. I know some of you will be surprised to know I am OSA, but Flashy was just too darn smart for me.

Don't hate me. Just know that eating these stale old Jenny Craig candybars Kirstie donated to us because they made her barf, is punishment enough.

 

[anonomog]

I really really like slush puppies, so much so I bought a slushmaker and create the most amazing slushes.
My favourite at the moment is pear, because it ices up softly, no nasty hard bits of ice, like eating frozen silk. I tried slushing fizzy drinks, but something went horribly wrong and the little paddle things got stuck and it exploded all over the kitchen then the cats walked through but long story, don't want to bore anyone. I like gummi bears too, maybe if I microwaved them first then added them to the slush machine I coul make slush bears, but honestly the name doesn't quite have the right ring to it.

Oh and (gee, I really like this dating thread and stuff I like to eat thread, nice combo) I am also looking for a toyboy, but he's got to like slush and cats and not mind losing limbs via a power saw wielded by a jealous husband, he mentioned to me the other day he has bought the most amazing jigsaw and wanted to make pretty patterns in things...

And this one time at band camp..

 

[MrNobody]

I thought it was about gummi bears.:confused2:

, Oh me oh my, how could I forget the Gummi Bears? I want to send my deepest heartfelt apologies to the Gummi Bear fans on this planet.

Guys 'n gals: this is for you. Please select your preferred language at http://www.haribo.com or go directly to their American site http://www.haribo.com/planet/us/startseite.php and enjoy.

 

[byte301]

I really really like slush puppies, so much so I bought a slushmaker and create the most amazing slushes.
My favourite at the moment is pear, because it ices up softly, no nasty hard bits of ice, like eating frozen silk. I tried slushing fizzy drinks, but something went horribly wrong and the little paddle things got stuck and it exploded all over the kitchen then the cats walked through but long story, don't want to bore anyone. I like gummi bears too, maybe if I microwaved them first then added them to the slush machine I coul make slush bears, but honestly the name doesn't quite have the right ring to it.

Oh and (gee, I really like this dating thread and stuff I like to eat thread, nice combo) I am also looking for a toyboy, but he's got to like slush and cats and not mind losing limbs via a power saw wielded by a jealous husband, he mentioned to me the other day he has bought the most amazing jigsaw and wanted to make pretty patterns in things...

And this one time at band camp..

Shut up. Your making me hungry!

 

[Kutta]

I'm really enjoying this thread derail. Getting lots of belly laughs. BTW, I love jaffas. They are a bit like smarties, but are always round like small balls and always orange on the outside and yummy choc on the inside. At my local coffee shop, they love me, sometimes give me 2 gratis with my cappacino. Jaffas in NZ are also 'Just another f'ken Aucklander', reference to friendly rivalry between our largest city and the rest of the country. Keep up the dethread you guys!