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sandygirl

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byte301

Good idea.

Now if I could only get through it without bursting into laughter........
 

Thalkirst

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Today I got a promo that Malmö Org is targeted to be the next ideal org.

Malmö!

By March 13th!

And the Sea Org mission up there wants to get volunteers from Hungary for
putting their CF in order.

Amazing.
 

Good twin

Floater
There is a new message on my machine. It's from someone who got my name from Portland Org????? WTF?????? Left a message saying he heard I want to join their group????

Uh...sure.....where do I sign up?.........:duh:
 

sandygirl

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you've just received one of the lamest Scio. tricks. I truly hated this ridiculous tactic that I named the "Befuddlement process". In desparation, staff members approach you with these stoopid comments.........
"Hey, I just heard you want to a) buy this book or tape series, b) join staff, c) sign up for your next action etc.............

THEN when you quite logically look puzzled and ask WHO told them that, you are on the recieving end of the ..........BEFUDDLEMENT PROCESS

God I hated that and always wondered if that ever worked!
 

Good twin

Floater
Good Twin

you've just received one of the lamest Scio. tricks. I truly hated this ridiculous tactic that I named the "Befuddlement process". In desparation, staff members approach you with these stoopid comments.........
"Hey, I just heard you want to a) buy this book or tape series, b) join staff, c) sign up for your next action etc.............

THEN when you quite logically look puzzled and ask WHO told them that, you are on the recieving end of the ..........BEFUDDLEMENT PROCESS

God I hated that and always wondered if that ever worked!

Can't figure out who I know in Portland. :confused2: I'm in EUS. I don't know anyone in Portland......oh, wait. Shit....he's toast!!!:angry:
 

ScudMuffin

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Just do the sane thing: send them an update letter with a sex line number and a brothel address.
 

sandygirl

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Quick update on "new" recovery tech.

Got a phone call with # blocked. Knowing it was Weds. nite , there could only be one reason........

Some person who I have never spoked to in my life called with this lame ass spiel.

" I KNOW you have communicated that you don't want any calls BUT I thought we may have the wrong person. I see you have done many services and DIRECT QUOTE-I am like WOW what happened?"

This was obviously a pointless waste of my time and the effort it took to life the reciever.

Who in their right mind would think such a stupid and annoying ploy could result in a "recovery stat"?:confused2: :confused2: :confused2:

Heads up.......desparation is showing!!!
 

Unperfekt

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There is a new message on my machine. It's from someone who got my name from Portland Org????? WTF?????? Left a message saying he heard I want to join their group????

Uh...sure.....where do I sign up?.........:duh:

Do you happen to remember his name? We are listing the staffers still on post in Portland.
 

FlunkedForLaughing

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Quick update on "new" recovery tech.

Got a phone call with # blocked. Knowing it was Weds. nite , there could only be one reason........

Some person who I have never spoked to in my life called with this lame ass spiel.

" I KNOW you have communicated that you don't want any calls BUT I thought we may have the wrong person. I see you have done many services and DIRECT QUOTE-I am like WOW what happened?"

This was obviously a pointless waste of my time and the effort it took to life the reciever.

Who in their right mind would think such a stupid and annoying ploy could result in a "recovery stat"?:confused2: :confused2: :confused2:

Heads up.......desparation is showing!!!

In a Scientologists mind, they think the conversation will go something like this:

Him: "I am like WOW, what happened?"
You: "Well, itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa"
Him: "Oh really?"
You: "Yes, and then itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa".
Him: "And then what happened?"
You: "Well, more itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa".
Him: "Well why don't you come in and we'll handle it".
You: "Well okay".

But it ACTUALLY goes something like this:

Him: "I am like WOW, what happened?"
You: "Fuck off" (Click goes the receiver. The phone goes dead.)

I love it how the Scientologists are so NOT in tune with reality, as opposed to the false reality they drilled with each other in the courseroom. They just don't get it.

FFL
 
In a Scientologists mind, they think the conversation will go something like this:

Him: "I am like WOW, what happened?"
You: "Well, itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa"
Him: "Oh really?"
You: "Yes, and then itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa".
Him: "And then what happened?"
You: "Well, more itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa itsa".
Him: "Well why don't you come in and we'll handle it".
You: "Well okay".

But it ACTUALLY goes something like this:

Him: "I am like WOW, what happened?"
You: "Fuck off" (Click goes the receiver. The phone goes dead.)

I love it how the Scientologists are so NOT in tune with reality, as opposed to the false reality they drilled with each other in the courseroom. They just don't get it.

FFL



NICE!
 

sandygirl

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Exactly!!!!!

How pathetic that normal communication must become a compulsive "handling" for the Scio. It's typical of the arrogant attitude that I would spill ALL of my upsets and disagreements to some obnoxious voice on the the phone.

AND......is it just me OR what's up with the fake, kind of a "valley girl" accent I hear from so many Scio women? I hated it while in and it still makes my skin crawl now. WHO talks like that?
 

clamicide

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Exactly!!!!!

How pathetic that normal communication must become a compulsive "handling" for the Scio. It's typical of the arrogant attitude that I would spill ALL of my upsets and disagreements to some obnoxious voice on the the phone.

AND......is it just me OR what's up with the fake, kind of a "valley girl" accent I hear from so many Scio women? I hated it while in and it still makes my skin crawl now. WHO talks like that?

Well, I have a theory.....I recall 'back in the day' when the giant call-in programs started and D/EDs went down to CLO to start the monstrosity. Heavy important BS cycle. Someone down there (out of the real world for a while) passes Valley in her head for uptone and drills it in--or else since it's LA people in psychic pain just sound that way. Seems like any time some female got sent to CLO for cramming on this--they came back Valley-speak.

Now, any time one of us got our tits ripped off for something stupid, when swallowing our pissed-off-edness in front of public--the fake ARC legacy lived on, simple contagion. ugh--didn't notice til you pointed it out. It's sort of the org-acceptble way to be screamingly 1.1
 

sandygirl

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Quote from Clamicide:
the fake ARC legacy lived on, simple contagion. ugh--didn't notice til you pointed it out. It's sort of the org-acceptble way to be screamingly 1.1

Love this!!! Exactly!!! I had a family member in SO and the (very) few times we heard from her she would speak like this!! Now considering I grew up with the girl I couldn't imagine where it came from. Then when the missionaires hit our area, I heard this in stereo!!!
 

sandygirl

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Well

It looks like I'm resurecting this thread again!!!! Recieved various calls the last few nights from Flag that they have a "HUGE" project to recover ex scios and they're sending out an "awesome" DVD with "NEW DATA I DESERVE TO HAVE" (lucky me)

Heads up everyone and check your caller ID!!!!
 

smartone

My Own Boss
Well

It looks like I'm resurecting this thread again!!!! Recieved various calls the last few nights from Flag that they have a "HUGE" project to recover ex scios and they're sending out an "awesome" DVD with "NEW DATA I DESERVE TO HAVE" (lucky me)

Heads up everyone and check your caller ID!!!!

I BET it's huge if they're out to recover ex scios :D
 

Iknowtoomuch

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Well

It looks like I'm resurecting this thread again!!!! Recieved various calls the last few nights from Flag that they have a "HUGE" project to recover ex scios and they're sending out an "awesome" DVD with "NEW DATA I DESERVE TO HAVE" (lucky me)

Heads up everyone and check your caller ID!!!!



Welcome back!!:thumbsup:

I'd love to talk to them. I've already told one of them i'm not doing Scientology anymore. I'm sure I'll still get the calls.:whistling:
 

Blue Spirit

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IAS Event

Calls here are about the IAS event.

At first I typed in "IRS", but there is no difference is there ?
 
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