The Revelation Of Nothing

[Free Being Me]

The Revelation Of Nothing

We at the Revelation Of Nothing have a unique view of life and want you to share in our profound message. All religions, isms and ologies require you believe in scripture, a philosophy, tenets, god(s), or a supreme leader.
However logically or illogically presented this requires acceptability of faith.

We at R.O.N. decided after laborious ponderings and fruitless debate believing in something is a pointless endeavour. Then we had our revelation! Why believe in anything? Let us believe in Nothing...simplicity in itself. With good humor and alcohol inspired enthusiasm we started R.O.N. that very moment.

Q) What do I have to believe in to be a member of this esteemed group?
A) Nothing, absolutely Nothing at all.

Q) What is the cost of joining R.O.N.?
A) We at R.O.N. believe Nothing shall always remain free.

Q) What services does R.O.N. provide?
A) None what so ever.

Q) Will R.O.N. conflict with my present beliefs?
A) When you believe in Nothing life is conflict free.

As you can see from the above answered questions, The Revelation Of
Nothing brings you Nothing. We have Nothing to offer, no phone calls, junk mail, e-mails, door solicitations or even a place to meet. We at R.O.N. are so confident that believing in Nothing will become so popular we are offering twice the amount of Nothing free for the taking.

 

[VaD]

Funny!

But: "everyone has to believe in something! I believe that I will have another drink!"

 

[practice]

Breaking bones through the smoke and the fire, next to nothing
is the most that's required, our divorce from this choice
was inspired by a question, a question, that we'll never forget
We tried faith, just to see how it looked next to nothing,
was the nothing that took us all higher, gonna put the past away

yes I was going to feel just fine, and going to be all right
yes I was going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right

Checking out from the smoke and the fire, next to nothing
is enough when you're tired, every night deep in sleep we conspire
and no question, don't mention, what we'll never forget
I tried faith, just to see how it looked next to nothing,
was the nothing that took us all higher, gonna put the past away

yes I was going to feel just fine, and going to be all right
yes I was going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
yes I was going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
all right

I tried faith, just to see how it looked next to nothing,
was the nothing that took us all higher, took us all higher...

 

[Operating DB]

Wow! I didn't even know I was already a member until I read the OP!

 

[Infinite]

Heh. Well, all I have to say is

 

[uniquemand]

Make sure to attribute your quotes, Practice! Otherwise, people might think you are a budding poet.

 

[Free Being Me]

Wow! I didn't even know I was already a member until I read the OP!

Haahahahaha

 

[Free Being Me]

Breaking bones through the smoke and the fire, next to nothing
is the most that's required, our divorce from this choice
was inspired by a question, a question, that we'll never forget
We tried faith, just to see how it looked next to nothing,
was the nothing that took us all higher, gonna put the past away

yes I was going to feel just fine, and going to be all right
yes I was going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right

Checking out from the smoke and the fire, next to nothing
is enough when you're tired, every night deep in sleep we conspire
and no question, don't mention, what we'll never forget
I tried faith, just to see how it looked next to nothing,
was the nothing that took us all higher, gonna put the past away

yes I was going to feel just fine, and going to be all right
yes I was going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
yes I was going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
going to feel just fine, and it was going to be all right
all right

I tried faith, just to see how it looked next to nothing,
was the nothing that took us all higher, took us all higher...

Exactly

 

[Free Being Me]

Heh. Well, all I have to say is

 

[me myself & i]

The Revelation Of Nothing

We at the Revelation Of Nothing have a unique view of life and want you to share in our profound message. All religions, isms and ologies require you believe in scripture, a philosophy, tenets, god(s), or a supreme leader.
However logically or illogically presented this requires acceptability of faith.

We at R.O.N. decided after laborious ponderings and fruitless debate believing in something is a pointless endeavour. Then we had our revelation! Why believe in anything? Let us believe in Nothing...simplicity in itself. With good humor and alcohol inspired enthusiasm we started R.O.N. that very moment.

Q) What do I have to believe in to be a member of this esteemed group?
A) Nothing, absolutely Nothing at all.

Q) What is the cost of joining R.O.N.?
A) We at R.O.N. believe Nothing shall always remain free.

Q) What services does R.O.N. provide?
A) None what so ever.

Q) Will R.O.N. conflict with my present beliefs?
A) When you believe in Nothing life is conflict free.

As you can see from the above answered questions, The Revelation Of
Nothing brings you Nothing. We have Nothing to offer, no phone calls, junk mail, e-mails, door solicitations or even a place to meet. We at R.O.N. are so confident that believing in Nothing will become so popular we are offering twice the amount of Nothing free for the taking.

If this is not the most beautiful 'Emptiness' to appear in the world circa 2010 I don't know what is!

I swear to god I think I may be changing my spacious (previously empty) pants right now. Which really will be Nothing to clean up.

I always knew you were Nothing 'Free Being'. The first time I looked into your Spiritual Eyes (well, the first time I read your Physical Posts) I knew I was seeing Something that was Nothing. Absolutely Nothing at all I say! And I came (spiritually speaking). Lol.

As I smoke my spiritual after-cigarette, with god as my witness, I realize my job is done here. And may I just say you are the Best Lover I have ever had FreeBeing?

Laying there as you did, acting as if I didn't even exist. Using me for your Selfish Spiritual Orgasmic Pleasure. I Being Nothing to You. Absolutely Nothing At All.



I Came.

Lol.

Love Is.

You're mine.

 

[Free Being Me]

OH MY GOD!!!!

If this is not the most beautiful 'Emptiness' to appear in the world circa 2010 I don't know what is!

I swear to god I think I may be changing my spacious (previously empty) pants right now. Which really will be Nothing to clean up.

I always knew you were Nothing 'Free Being'. The first time I looked into your spiritual eyes (well, the first time I read your physical posts) I knew I was seeing Something that was Nothing. Absolutely Nothing at all I say! And I came (spiritually speaking). Lol.

As I smoke my spiritual after-cigarette, with god as my witness, I realized my job is done here. And may I just say you were the Best Lover I ever had?

Laying there as you did, acting as if I didn't even exist. Using me for your Selfish Spiritual Orgasmic Pleasure. I being Nothing to You. Absolutely Nothing At All.

I Came.

Lol.




Love Is.

OMG...give me an hour (or two) to stop laughing then I'll post a reply.

Helplessly ROTF over Nothing,
FB

 

[Free Being Me]

If this is not the most beautiful 'Emptiness' to appear in the world circa 2010 I don't know what is!

I swear to god I think I may be changing my spacious (previously empty) pants right now. Which really will be Nothing to clean up.

I always knew you were Nothing 'Free Being'. The first time I looked into your Spiritual Eyes (well, the first time I read your Physical Posts) I knew I was seeing Something that was Nothing. Absolutely Nothing at all I say! And I came (spiritually speaking). Lol.

As I smoke my spiritual after-cigarette, with god as my witness, I realize my job is done here. And may I just say you are the Best Lover I have ever had FreeBeing?

Laying there as you did, acting as if I didn't even exist. Using me for your Selfish Spiritual Orgasmic Pleasure. I Being Nothing to You. Absolutely Nothing At All.



I Came.

Lol.

Love Is.

You're mine.

My dear me, myself & i,

Having Nothing bring two people together, indeed sharing Nothing is a deeply emotional experience. I will treasure it always. Since Nothing happened we are indeed guilt free. Such is the power of Nothing.

To taunt me with memories of what didn't happen, such ecstasy of spirit lifted to Nothing! I recall you whispering sweet Nothings as you smoked my last cigarette, my mind swelling with the most profound sharing of Nothing this side of Nothing.

I Remain Your Humble Nothing, Always,
FB

 

[me myself & i]

My dear me, myself & i,

Having Nothing bring two people together, indeed sharing Nothing is a deeply emotional experience. I will treasure it always. Since Nothing happened we are indeed guilt free. Such is the power of Nothing.

To taunt me with memories of what didn't happen, such ecstasy of spirit lifted to Nothing! I recall you whispering sweet Nothings as you smoked my last cigarette, my mind swelling with the most profound sharing of Nothing this side of Nothing.

I Remain Your Humble Nothing, Always,
FB

Wow! That was truly beautiful. To quote one of my favorite spiritual authors...."__________________________ "! And I mean it FB!

Speaking of Nothing may I remind you of what was happening just prior to our latest and greatest physical incarnation? That's right, 'Nothing'. It wasn't a bad Nothingness of course. But pretty much a typical run of the mill garden variety Nothingness we've all come to Love and Avoid (at all costs). Not counting the sleep of the night which we one and all at some point adore. lol.

But all that ended on that certain dawn when first I did smoke your last cigarette, after Making Sweet Love to You. Oh my God the Emptiness in the arena of my trousers is Expanding once again!

For Gods sake FB what are we doing here?! This can't go on! There you are in the Fullness of your Emptiness and here I am in Mine. Think of the kids! Ok, screw the kids they're old enough to be on their own. Think of Emma. And Zinj, and Alanzo and all those other Nothingnessessess here that are beholding our Spiritual Dive into the Sheer Ecstasy of Being, well, Nothing. Which Spiritual Dive is of course Taboo.

L. Ron Hubbard is rolling over in his grave.

Such Love Such Fun Such Goodness Such Joy all as a Gift of Spiritual Freedom.

Mojo & i

ps. I'll meet you tonight once again if you'd like in that secret & silent place we call: The Bliss of Emptiness of Being. We can make babies there. (spiritually speaking of course)

ppss. damn it, lol, now i have to go and say this: The relationship between silence & speech and stillness & motion and emptiness & fullness is nothing short of being spiritually profound for those that can mentally perceive it. Which mental perception is spiritual recognition. And for those that cannot, it is not (so).

Here is where Hubbard brilliantly layed down the foundation for the spiritual deception of his followers. By defining the Spirit (Thetan) as being the Man (Homo-Novis) he reversed the order of Spiritual Reality wherein the Infinite Nothingness of Being always both Precedes and Follows the Temporal Experience of Being, whereas in Hubbard's world his Temporal Experience of Being trumped his Infinite Emptiness of Being. A common & tragic error for which both he and the world paid a stunning price. (even as many found relief, they learned to call their 'gains').

 

[Zinjifar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giVGv_dnmdY

Zinj

 

[me myself & i]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giVGv_dnmdY

Zinj

So that's where you found out I am big black and boisterous!

Damn. Note to myself: sing to self in shower, prevent hidden camera's from capturing the beauty of it all, just be nothing, say nothing and do nothing. lol.

mm&i

 

[Arthur Dent]

What shall we wear to the meetings? :confused2:

 

[Zinjifar]

What shall we wear to the meetings? :confused2:

...

Zinj

 

[Free Being Me]