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The Scn Magazine thread

Discussion in 'Important documents' started by Martin-O, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. Martin-O

    Martin-O Patron

    This thread will be used for posting excerpts from Scientology magazines, such as Freedom, Highwinds, Impact, etc. I start this thread with the "Anti-Scientology Organization Chart" from "Freedom" magazine No. 1, International Edition, 1969. This is how the "psychs" kept their grip upon mankind:

  2. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    "THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGY ORGANIZATION CHART" from 1969! It would be so great if they would update that org board, because it is missing some vital anti-Scientology posts & people, such as:

    NAZIS! Hey, they're sure as hell part of the vast anti-Scientology conspiracy. They even planted a World War II Nazi spy (Sara Northrup) in Ron's life who successfully plotted to marry him and then use a divorce to seize control of Dianetics in the early 1950s.

    COMMUNISTS! Hey, they even planted a communist spy (Sara Komkovadamanov) as his wife. Yes the same Sara that was also a Nazi spy who married him. Ron reported Sara as a Commie secret agent to the FBI, claiming that (Wiki): "Communists destroyed his business, ruined his health and withheld material of interest to the US Government." For his extraordinary patriotism and courage in ratting out his 2nd wife, Ron was only met with fierce criticism from the co-conspirators at the FBI, who noted in his file "seems mental".

    DARLINGS OF THE PSYCHS! Ron's own auditor and the being he delegated as the "International Senior C/S" and being entrusted with all of the tech after Ron decided to leave the planet, David Mayo. Like so many others, Mayo also betrayed Ron and sabotaged planetary clearing and the bridge for all beings to become full OT!

    XENU! What cosmic conspiratorial org board would be complete without the Supreme Rulah, himself?! After all, the psychs have been implanting people for the entire wholetrack and this all traces back to the granddaddy of all implants, OT III.

    I am a bit short on time right at the moment, but whoever helps update this
    "ELECTRIC SHOCK DEATH CAMP UTOPIA" Org Board should be sure to also add in such important anti-Scientology conspiratorial posts as Reporters, Law Enforcement professionals, Investigative Journalists, TV hosts, Documentary Filmmakers, Squirrels, Apostates, persons from whom Hubbard stole tech research/processes and put his own name as the source of, Declared SPs, FBI Agents, Critics, Authors who write about Hubbard and/or Scientology and anyone who doesn't agree with things that Hubbard has stated, written or thought.

    Last edited: Jul 23, 2016
  3. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    Armed longshoremen?

    What. The. Actual. Fuck?

    Did no one ever ask Laffy WTF he was on to his face? Never?
  4. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    Thank you, this is a later version that I have.

  5. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    It was all downhill from there imho.
    Well, hm, more/faster/flushing vortex of Hubbard's woo: Had he been accepted for the psychiatric help he sought in the 40's it would be a completely different story, instead of crazy running rampent and all the fun stuff so many have been victimized by.

  6. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    It has documented an early version of the bawwwing about countries trying to reveal and take action on his scam (while on the run on a boat), and some woo-woo conspiracy crap that the Freakzone still embraces, but the gem to me in this dox, is this is where he sites HIS brainwashing manual as made by Russians. Pretty cool, I've never seen this before.
  7. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Don't forget the Internet.
  8. Martin-O

    Martin-O Patron

    "LRH has given us an answer - Computers." INCOMM ad from Impact #5, 1986.

  9. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    "Particle flow" always makes me think he's either talking about the LHC or a sewage treatment facility.
  10. Bost_Bobby

    Bost_Bobby Patron with Honors

    That policy letter is from 1984. I had a Texas instrument computer back then and you had to do all the programming yourself. So I can see Hubbard trying to program a computer and deciding that the words, commands and symbols were all wrong and deciding that he himself could come up with better commands. So he changed them and then would be heard screaming, "Why is this God damn thing not working?!!"

    I would pity the poor fool who in the vicinity was declared SP who was causing Hubbard's epic fail. "But sir, the command has to be 'goto' and not 'outflowfromsourcepointwithintention'. "
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  11. Dave B.

    Dave B. Maximus Ultimus Mostimus

    Looks like Larry....... forgot his last name, (Robinson?) in the top pic. Real LaPlaine in the bottom pic. Not sure about the guy with the glasses, reminds me of this Swiss guy named Steve who was there only a short time.

    I was up for consideration to work as a computer operator inside the holy-of-holies INCOMM computer room. I was quite tepid on that idea. Ended up as the Puurhaser. Chasing down stuff driving around LA in the van. I enjoyed that much more than being in the 'vortex of crazy' in the Org.

    Some of the computer operators told me about answering the phone with Hubbard on the other end trying to get his computer unfroze. I guess he wasn't OT enough to do it himself?
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  12. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    INCOM 1984, pure comedy gold :hysterical:

    Oh my. I am guessing that once Tubs figured out that the interwebs could possibly be used to expose his long-con, voila! 'NetNanny' ensues!

  13. Little David

    Little David Gold Meritorious Patron

    Are we supposed to think that the audio tape recorder LRH is using is a computer?
  14. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Right below the World Federation of Mental Health there's this blurb:

    This Federation of
    'World Saviours' is
    by its own admission...
    'Anti-God, Anti-Christ.
    An advocate of sexual
    Anti-National Sovereignity (sic),
    and ridicules
    the Bible.'​

    Next to that should be this picture:


    Just read Nibs' 1983 interview from Penthouse and read about Ron being the Anti-Christ and selling secrets to the Russians.

    All the sordid sex stories are on ESMB for your perusal.

    If Scientologists truly knew their "founder" for what he privately was they should be completely against him as the enthetan crim he was.
  15. The_Fixer

    The_Fixer Class Clown

    Shh! You weren't supposed to notice that!

    Keep it quiet or you'll be facing ethics and maybe even a goldenrod.

    Ron probably got the shits with computers because he had to talk to it in a very specific language and he couldn't make it accept his.

    I am just cringing to remember all the crap we swallowed and tried to pass on to unsuspecting (well, some of them) potential victims.

    Udarnik was right. No one asked LRH what drugs he was on when they heard him speak. Mind you, no one dared to either...
    Last edited: Jul 24, 2016
  16. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    INCOMM (tm), so, where did this little gem of Hubbard 'tech' end up?

    It baffles the imagination that the old windbag saw something he could exploit for his own ends, and then.... poof! Interwebs suddenly not so great. awwwwwwwww-wah. :p

    I consider that any computer-savy person delving into this bunch of Hubbard woo would have been a rare creature back-in-the-day, that nearly 40 years later there is the same level of 'derp' surprises me not. :confused2:

    Would loves ta hear some computer stories from the choir here :)


    Hm, I wonder a passing thought~ Do Wee David Miscavige and his pump-du-jour watch internet porn? :nervous: (WHERE"S SHELLY?!?) He's already 'out2-D', but hell, so was his mentor, every chance he got from the sounds of it...:eyeroll:

    IMHO rarely has such a yummily gilded caged held such a rotten scene inside. Oiliness tables :woohoo:


    I'm pretty sure it has all been an evil plot by the psychiatrists and the Commies
  17. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    He eventually figured out that holding down the 7 didn't work.
  18. Dave B.

    Dave B. Maximus Ultimus Mostimus

    If you'll notice the glass screen on the monitor. That was supposed to block radiation. They were scared of that, so they had a lead-impregnated glass screen over EVERY monitor in the building. Evil psych's made radiation too, I guess.

    And then the plastic card thing that fits over the keypad on the right. That actually was a pretty cool idea. IIRC, you hit a certain key, it changed the function of all those keys so the plastic card was to tell you what the new function was. Or something like that.

    Used to see the midget there quite often, back when he was a mere mortal, co-ordinating his empire I guess. INCOMM. Yeah, hard for me to believe I was in the middle of all that crazy.
  19. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    The guy at the desk with the piece of paper looks like he's working on a Commodore 64. Hardly a machine for the galactic apex of the last billennium.
  20. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    When was this? Hubbard had access to the INCOMM system?

    Those little plastic cards were really neat. Every separate INCOMM program like MERCURY (internal email), the word processor, the stats program, and many more, had one. The number keypad to the right of a regular keyboard had all the keys removed, leaving the little cylindrical pegs sticking up. The plastic card dropped over the top and repurposed some of the keys to perform macro operations, specific to that program. So in the email program simply hitting once the peg where the "3" key normally is might acknowledge a message and say "OK and thank you", sign it with your name/post, send the message, and delete it from your in-box. In the word processing program hitting that key might save your document and exit the program.

    It was actually very useful. I've seen similar plastic overlays (in non-Scn life) to repurpose the function keys but not in wide use.