Silver Meritorious Patron
Can I be the sociopath next door? Please? Pretty Please? Pretty Please with a cherry on top?
I'm sorry, but you are showing far too much emotion to be a sociopath.
In order to qualify, you must try harder to not give a shit about anyone or anything.
Sociopaths don't ask permission; they don't even know it's wrong to be a sociopath.
Don't forget you must blame others and forcefully justify any outrage you have committed; it is your destiny, your birthright even.
Then, perhaps, will you succeed in reaching the heights matched only by Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler, Ghengis Khan, Ted Bundy, Martin Bryant, Hubbard and the like.
Then, the neighbourhood is yours to conquer. Good luck with this.