Adding to JustSheila's & F.Bullbait's observation that Captain Bill was a "nutter". . .That doesn't resemble the Captain Bill that I knew.
Did you ever meet him yourself?
Yo bro............you got a problem with the Colonel?snip:
ON ODDITY DU JOUR: All of the most able and sanest Operating Nutters on the wholetrack wore impressively festive military costumes, adorning themselves with medals & prestigious command channel rankings--beginning with the letter "C". (e.g. the Commodore, COB, Captain Bill, Colonel Sanders, et al).
Just a minor glitch. . .Yo bro............you got a problem with the Colonel?
I always wondered why there were never any scientology themed coffee mugs.
If COB could have concentrated on snappy scientology themed coffee mugs rather than SCOHB in his spare time, things would have gone a lot better for the cult.
Put the tone scale on a coffee mug with one of those passive/agressive thermal sensor designs that activates an arrow pointing to the step on the tone scale corresponding to the temperature of the coffee and it would have been a moneymaker on the scale of pet rocks or ginsu knives. Shit, such an advertising gimmick might have even surpassed the garden weasel in popularity.
And where the hell is birdsong? Is he on vacation or something?