The web-sters un-Bridged dinky db dictionary

[HelluvaHoax!]

For all you web-sters out there who know some funky, forbidden definitions ...it's time to throw down!

Here's a few for starters....

BLOW: a) A serious ethical crime in which an individual leaves or departs a Scientology organization while still capable of making further donations. b) Suddenly abandoning Hubbard-authorized ideas or thoughts that Scientologists are strongly encouraged to believe are their own.

CELEBRITY: Anyone whose bank account balance equals or exceeds their tech estimate.

DEGRADED BEING: Any inferior being who is unwilling to surrender all their time, money and freedom to the superior beings that manage Scientology.

OUT ETHICS: Any contra-survival condition that slows, inhibits or stops all available resources and money from being unconditionally donated to the Church of Scientology.

ETHICS: Contemplation of the greatest good for the greatest number of one own personal Eight Dynamics. And thereafter, doing only those actions that represent the greatest good for senior management.

IMPLANT: Brainwashing and false ideas which are forcefully or cleverly embedded into a person’s mind in an attempt to control, suppress, enslave or render them ineffective. These techniques are practiced by psychiatrists and evil manipulators throughout endless trillions of years of history. The only known cure for implants is to forcefully and cleverly embed true ideas based on Source material.

KSW (“KEEPING SCIENTOLOGY WORKING”): The holiest and most sacred scripture of the Church of Scientology, humbly tendered as a gift to man in 1965 by its sole prophet, L. Ron Hubbard during his visit to Earth. KSW is a deeply religious set of 10 Commandments that define Scientology as the only hope of mankind to reach spiritual freedom for eternity; but only if not even one word or comma of Hubbard’s 100% perfect technology is altered. Astonishingly, since 1965 countless improvements, alterations and corrections have been made to the Bridge to Total Freedom which have elevated the formerly 100% perfect technology to a miraculous 200% perfect technology!

NON INTERFERENCE ZONE: An extremely volatile and dangerous location on the Bridge to Total Freedom between Clear and OT III. A person in this ultra-hazardous position must never be interfered with by anything or anyone on any matter, whatsoever, except by a highly advanced and technically skilled spiritual guide called a registrar.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

OVERT: a) Any contra-survival action (or inaction) which has not been ordered by the Office of Special Affairs. b) Evil actions compulsively committed by all upper level Operating Thetans that require they report to Flag every 6 months for correction and security checking.

 

[Happy Aberree]

I like this thread already.

RUNDOWN noun. a series of steps which are auditing actions designed to gradually make a person's skull smaller than his brain.

adv. each incidence of how you feel after 1) getting the TE for the rundown, 2) being told how you should get the money, 3) paying the money 4) doing the rundown and 5) ATTESTING TO THE RUNDOWN

DRUG RUNDOWN (as above) but can be reversed with drugs to almost full original capabilities

 

[Happy Aberree]

For all you web-sters out there who know some funky, forbidden definitions ...it's time to throw down!

CELEBRITY: Anyone whose bank account balance equals or exceeds their tech estimate.

HILARIOUS!!!

 

[thetanic]

UPSTAT: See CELEBRITY.

 

[pollywannacracker]

WOG: noun. An individual who has not fallen for the trappings of the Co$ and who still retains their own indivdual thoughts, emotions and self-determinism.

 

[AngeloV]

Funny.

Hill 10: noun. a) The hill that comes before Hill 9. b) A situation that requires the group to stay awake for 36 hours to fix an absolutely, positively dangerous problem that turns out to be meaningless.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM: A mental image picture of a mystical journey to a magical world. Deeply religious Scientologists reach this holy destination only by giving up all worldly possessions and auditing out & erasing all of their mental image pictures--except this sacred one.

 

[Axiom142]

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Astonishingly, since 1965 countless improvements, alterations and corrections have been made to the Bridge to Total Freedom which have elevated the formerly 100% perfect technology to a miraculous 200% perfect technology!

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I like this one.

Isn’t it amazing how the ‘Technology’ and the central organization have been constantly improved over the past couple of decades and yet the Church of Scientology is in desperate trouble and the brand name of Scientology is almost worthless, and in fact, a liability?

Axiom142

 

[Gadfly]

Astonishingly, since 1965 countless improvements, alterations and corrections have been made to the Bridge to Total Freedom which have elevated the formerly 100% perfect technology to a miraculous 200% perfect technology!

It always was such a glaring outpoint to me, noticed within my first few years of involvement with Scientology, that the "Bridge" was always viewed as "wonderful and complete" (workable), yet was ALWAYS being amended, added to, "fixed", and changed.

How could something that was so "perfect", at any time it was ever discussed, at the same time be constantly changing? :confused2:

I suppose that the answer to THAT lies in another thread - ignoring the obvious!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

I like this one. Isn’t it amazing how the ‘Technology’ and the central organization have been constantly improved over the past couple of decades and yet the Church of Scientology is in desperate trouble and the brand name of Scientology is almost worthless, and in fact, a liability? Axiom142

Hi Ax, thx!

Interesting point about "dwindling spiral" of Scientology's brand. It seems that there is a cosmic catch 22 in Scientology's expansion.

The more they expand, the more notoriety & exposure the fraud of Clear & OT receives. Not so good for business.

There is a curious mathematical equation and physics about it. If I had to guess, I'd say that for every 100 people who do a service, perhaps 90 of them later become disinterested, disaffected, critics or enemies. So, the stats spike up for those 100 new starts, book sales, etc. But then over time, there are perhaps 90 new voices speaking out to the effect that "Scientology does not work".

If Scientology traced the tsunami of "enetheta" against itself, it would find the "why" for it's crashed brand is due to having promoted it's brand! The more promotion the steeper the crash. Yikes!

This could be the next great breakthrough for COB. He could actually single-handedly stop the crash by announcing that it is off policy to promote Scientology since it creates enemies for Scientology.

 

[Gadfly]

This could be the next great breakthrough for COB. He could actually single-handedly stop the crash by announcing that it is off policy to promote Scientology since it creates enemies for Scientology.

You have an amazing way of stating the obvious - always couched within a framework of hilarious humor.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

You have an amazing way of stating the obvious - always couched within a framework of hilarious humor.

Thanks sooooo much, but I am very guilty of the crime of having wayyyyyy too much fun here! Actually, I learn so much from figuring out how this Scn Hall of Mirrors works...both from writing about it and reading yours and all the other wonderful posts on ESMB!

Nearly every time, I have no idea at all how my post will end and it is a complete surprise and revelation to me when the words just kinda pop out! hahah

 

[Mystic]

Scientology: A continuing spew of diarrhea shat from a hole in the face of Lips Hubbard.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

ROCK SLAM: The wild erratic e-meter manifestation that indicates the presence of serious crimes and psychotic behavior. A pc who R/S's is extremely dangerous because they have become aware of Scientology's serious crimes and psychotic behavior and are thinking of ways to stop it.

 

[Carmel]

The Scientology Creed:
def 1 - a camouflage
def 2 - the bait before the switch
def 3 - *licence* to operate above the law
def 4 - a set of beliefs and rights which the CofS denies its members

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

ENGRAM: Abbreviation for Entheta-Telegram. A special type of message delivered by the C of S to parishioners in briefings and other reg cycles.

 

[Gadfly]

THETA-BOP: Masturbation by and of the "thetan" (as in "She-Bop" by Cindi Lauper)

Don't do it too much or you will slowly begin losing all of those amazing 57 perceptics (i.e. as in "going blind" as a thetan).

Reference:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_Bop

Comment: A great deal of Scientology involves a "mutual admiration society", and the stroking of each others egos. While not auto-erotic, the "stroking" can still be understood as a type of masturbation on the theta level.

Oh, you're so OT! You are so able! You have so much beingness! You display so much responsibility! Your space is so CLEAN! On and on, ad nauseum.

Stroke Me, Stroke Me (Billy Squier)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVymoIwKHjE

And, Cyndi's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXHx_HCibM

 

[pollywannacracker]

It always was such a glaring outpoint to me, noticed within my first few years of involvement with Scientology, that the "Bridge" was always viewed as "wonderful and complete" (workable), yet was ALWAYS being amended, added to, "fixed", and changed.

How could something that was so "perfect", at any time it was ever discussed, at the same time be constantly changing? :confused2:

I suppose that the answer to THAT lies in another thread - ignoring the obvious!

Sounds a bit like the tech itself. Constantly changing, due to omission, altered data, literature, and of course, the "Source" itself. If LRH was so perfect, how could it not have been correctly proofed the first time when he actually signed off on it?

That was my biggest consideration when The Basics were released. Why read them again if it wasn't "correct" the first time? And to have to purchase them all over again? What a crock!

-PWC

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Oops, nearly a year since the last post. I am guilty of not KLW (Keeping Lexicography Working). Here's a great definition just posted by Feral:

Originally Posted by Feral
What's a "failed case"?

A case who couldn't attain the necessary degree of Narcissism to attest to being OT!