The web-sters un-Bridged dinky db dictionary

[HelluvaHoax!]

Funny.

Hill 10: noun. a) The hill that comes before Hill 9. b) A situation that requires the group to stay awake for 36 hours to fix an absolutely, positively dangerous problem that turns out to be meaningless.

Hill 11 -noun. A Hill 10 that has been "handled" by a Scientologist.

 

[Mike McClaughry]

I'd call it the KINKY db dictionary.

Or maybe rinky-dink...

Mike

 

[I told you I was trouble]

Well, (sniff) I'd call it an incomplete dictionary (it doesn't have my best ever definition of a failed case in it!).


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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A couple new para-Scientology definitions that also appear in urbandictionary.com:

WordClown - noun
1. A person who unwittingly entertains others thru what they (alone) believe to be cleverly deceptive syntax. They often mistakenly assume themselves to be quite sophisticated, scholarly or brilliant--not suspecting that others are laughing at their buffoonery. 2. A faux-intellectual or laughably inept "expert" who inadvertently provides entertainment by using words as if they were loudly beeped out of a clown's squeeze-horn. 3. One who pathetically attempts to defend the indefensible by distracting everyone with a word-juggling act worthy of a clown.

WordClownism is a disease that is triggered by fact-finding or whistleblowing, at which time the WordClown immediately begins spinning, twisting or otherwise torturing the truth in a frantic effort to keep it hidden. Their desperation is so great that they begin spewing non-sensical words, framed with much gravitas--which only heightens the hilarity.

Verbal - adjective
1. inordinately excessive in the use of verbs within one's speech or writing, denoting amazing actions or feats that one previously did or is able to do in the future, despite abundant proof to the contrary.
2. denoting a person who falsely, absurdly and ridiculously claims credit for a verb that they only said but never did.

Examples:
* Dreading an eternity of listening to delusional bragging, guests at the dinner party refused to sit near the verbal Scientologist.
* Then, Al Gore went completely verbal and claimed to have invented the internet.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Well, (sniff) I'd call it an incomplete dictionary (it doesn't have my best ever definition of a failed case in it!).


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Okay, okay, okay! I am a sucky lexicographer!

Please, please, please submit your definition.

Excited to see it!

 

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

Rundown-- a series of auditing actions designed to run down a person's bank balance.

A cognition--realizing that what's true for you wasn't true at all (that's my actual definition. I was sent to ethics for saying this once.)

2D terminal-- the terminal you plug into to recharge your battery.

The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[I told you I was trouble]

Okay, okay, okay! I am a sucky lexicographer!

Please, please, please submit your definition.

Excited to see it!

Oh alright then HH (but it would've been much better if you'd seen it elsewhere and gasped in admiration and submitted it on my behalf while I blushed and sort of giggled a bit like FERAL probably did).

Whatever.

What's a "failed case"?


A scientologist who's thespian talents finally deserted him!

 

[Mike McClaughry]

Rundown - Scientology Body-Routing.

[video]http://youtu.be/VDPXDbWz0NQ[/video]

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Oh alright then HH (but it would've been much better if you'd seen it elsewhere and gasped in admiration and submitted it on my behalf while I blushed and sort of giggled a bit like FERAL probably did).

Whatever.

What's a "failed case"?

A scientologist who's thespian talents finally deserted him!
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Wooooooo! Luvvvvin it!! LOLOLOLOL

And, thus, no coincidence that "the most dedicated scientologist" in the world has officially been proclaimed as the actor Tom Cruise.

 

[I told you I was trouble]

Wooooooo! Luvvvvin it!! LOLOLOLOL

That's more like it.

And, thus, no coincidence that "the most dedicated scientologist" in the world has officially been proclaimed as the actor Tom Cruise.

QFT.

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[Stat]

NCG/SP (No Case Gain/Suppressive Person) = Just because you spent best decades of your life serving Scientology in every way, occasionally enjoying auditing and training on a personal level, having a good Tone Arm Action, disseminating and delivering as much as you could, including getting your family and friends in Scientology, doesn't mean you are not NCG/SP. Why? Because you were pretending the whole time, you slime 1.1 SP, just to attack us later. Us, the most ethical, religion on the planet. (May you rot in hell, after you die from cancer.) Haha.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

A cognition--realizing that what's true for you wasn't true at all (that's my action definition. I was sent to ethics for saying this once.)

I burst out laughing when I read that you were sent to ethics for saying those brilliant words, worthy of Ambrose Bierce's infamous "The Devils Dictionary".

Sample entries include:

Conservative (n.) A statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.

Absurdity (n.) A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Lawyer (n.) One skilled in circumvention of the law.

Admiration (n.) Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Amnesty (n.) The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

Present (n.) That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.

Reconsider (verb) To seek a justification for a decision already made.

Interestingly, the original edition had a different name. . .

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[Stat]

Ideal Orgs = Awesome-looking buildings WE OWN with digital stuff inside, in bypass of 339R unreal silliness called "Saint Hill Size". No more pressure here. You are welcome! Go Clear, go OT in Ideal Orgs now! Haha.

P.S. Watch our PSA's videos, you will cry happy Ideal tears. You are welcome!
Much Love, Scientology.

 

[Stat]

The State Of Clear = After reading DMSMH (Dedicated to Will Durant, haha!) and its "The Clear" chapter 2, one tends to realize how amazing they really are, if they only ""Go Clear" (and OT later). Achieving the State of Clear will help you to realize who you really are, even if you still have common colds that Clear are not supposed to have. Your magnetic personality is only magnetic enough when you are Clear. The only reason you still wearing reading/distance glasses, even when you are Clear or even OT VIII (like Ray Mithoff, Snr C/s Int, who is in RPF now somehow), is because there were more OT LRH discoveries (see PTS/SP Tech). Go Clear!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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We can thank Smilla for this wonderfully cool definition:

Scientology - Cosmetic Psychotherapy for the Self-Obsessed. A Boobjob for your mind, Botox for your brain.

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

Since we're collecting definitions:

"How do you tell a scientologist? Well, it's someone who reads Hubbard and Scientology. And how do you tell an anti-scientologist? It's someone who understands Hubbard and Scientology."

(Ronald Reagan, slightly misquoted by me..)​

 

[Rene Descartes]

Cancer - Something that L Ron Hubbard came to discover that one gets if they cheat on their spouse and/or loved one or can get if they have commited overts on or against the second dynamic even if they are only a child or extremely young infant.

Rd00

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

PTS to the Middle Class : A kind of spiritual anciety caused by the sight or mention of a roll of toilet paper. The condition is particular to Scientology staff.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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O.T. - noun. The mindblowing & supernatural abilities that are invariably attained on Scientology's advanced levels by the Other Thetans besides you.​

 

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Command Intention - noun clause. A high-level phenomenon in Scientology where one realizes: "What's true for you is true, but not nearly as good as what's true for Ron".