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C.O.B. - abbreviation. 1. Crazy Operating Bastard. 2. What occurs when you give a small, mentally disturbed & violent child the joystick to a billion dollar cult video game. 3. A ruthless criminal that Scientologists worship and flow power to nearly as much as they did with the ruthless criminal that he replaced.
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Thetan -noun. 1. You; as distinguished from your MEST encumbrances (i.e. bank accounts, house, etc.) 2. The being that is looking at a picture of a cat--rather than the less popular picture of a being looking at a picture of a cat.
Thetan -noun. 1. You; as distinguished from your MEST encumbrances (i.e. bank accounts, house, etc.) 2. The being that is looking at a picture of a cat--rather than the less popular picture of a being looking at a picture of a cat.
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Freedom Medal of Honor - noun. The highest award given in Scientology when a parishioner's production volume spectacularly exceeds management's quota for the stat of: "Lies About Freedom Disseminated To Prospective Slaves".
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Misunderstood - noun. 1. A word that is not fully comprehended. 2. A lie that an SP has caught Scientology in. (The reporter obviously had a misunderstood on the Fair Game Policy wherein he assumed Ron actually meant for people to commit mayhem and murder.)
Misunderstood - noun. 1. A word that is not fully comprehended. 2. A lie that an SP has caught Scientology in. (The reporter obviously had a misunderstood on the Fair Game Policy wherein he assumed Ron actually meant for people to commit mayhem and murder.)
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Briefing: 1. A not brief scolding & harangue that continues until the parishioner is sufficiently upset and overwhelmed with false information that they are willing to pay to make it stop. 2. Surveyed lies.
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Target II: The place operating thetans go when the strategy of hiding in a Bluebird motorhome has failed.
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Exteriorization: 1. The ability to move outside of a body that advanced beings called OTs are seeking to eventually achieve. 2. An ability found in all degraded beings called BTs who are being solo audited by OTs.
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Let's have a couple of honest to Pete.. Erh.. Hubbard definitions.. Just for good measure:
As it happens Hubbard also defined 'Zero':
Well, that's nothing! - NOTHING!! - Get it!?
Hubbard tells us this stuff, so that we know what we are..
Thetan: The awareness of awareness unit which has potentialities but no mass, no wave-length, and no location.
(HCOB 3 Jul 59 & Scn Tech Dictionary)
(HCOB 3 Jul 59 & Scn Tech Dictionary)
As it happens Hubbard also defined 'Zero':
Zero: The proper and correct definition of zero would be: something which had no mass, which had no wave-length, which had no location in space, which had no position or relationship in time..
(Dn 55! p. 2)
(Dn 55! p. 2)
Well, that's nothing! - NOTHING!! - Get it!?
Hubbard tells us this stuff, so that we know what we are..
A.K. Myers
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Standard Tech- Noun 1. The latest version of Hubbard's drivel that
the cult is trying to sell. 2. Freezone version of earlier Hubbard's
drivel that sold well before corporate $cientology ruined it.
the cult is trying to sell. 2. Freezone version of earlier Hubbard's
drivel that sold well before corporate $cientology ruined it.
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Pulled-In: A discovery by L Ron Hubbard that explains why bad things happen to everybody.
Long winded Background: A term used by Hubbard for lack of the courage to use the actual word long ago predicated by Foghorn Leghorn, that being "comeuppance". When something bad happens to someone, for example they get severely injured or maybe even killed by an earthquake, get their home ruined by a monsoon, tidal wave, hurricane or flood, lose their job, catch a fatal disease, get robbed for all of their hard earned money, inadvertantly eat spoiled or rotten food, have their car demolished by another vehicle, have their washer or dryer or other appliance break down or reach its last breath, see their spouse leave them for another person, see their child end up on drugs or alcohol, get disowned by parents, grandparents or maybe even wealthy aunts and uncles and cousins, fall and break an arm or a leg, (I guess the list could go on but I will end it, others can add to it).
If those things happen to an individual, that individual himself or herself was the cause of that happening due to having committed overts and a being must make sure that something gets pulled-in so that they will have motivastors that they can use as an excuse to go out and commit more overts.
Know this that even the infant who does not survive to its first birthday pulled that in according to the discoveries of LRH.
An industry has thrived on people pulling things in for many centuries, that being the insurance industry. They make a bundle off of people having the potential to pull things in. Eventually when everyone is OT there will be no more insurance needed because nobody will pull things in anymore.
The medical insurance industry is still working on optimizing their profits because since the technology of LRH has created clears and OTs the life span of people has increased and since not enough OTs exist the current consequence of this is merely that people now living longer have more time to pull things in.
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Long winded Background: A term used by Hubbard for lack of the courage to use the actual word long ago predicated by Foghorn Leghorn, that being "comeuppance". When something bad happens to someone, for example they get severely injured or maybe even killed by an earthquake, get their home ruined by a monsoon, tidal wave, hurricane or flood, lose their job, catch a fatal disease, get robbed for all of their hard earned money, inadvertantly eat spoiled or rotten food, have their car demolished by another vehicle, have their washer or dryer or other appliance break down or reach its last breath, see their spouse leave them for another person, see their child end up on drugs or alcohol, get disowned by parents, grandparents or maybe even wealthy aunts and uncles and cousins, fall and break an arm or a leg, (I guess the list could go on but I will end it, others can add to it).
If those things happen to an individual, that individual himself or herself was the cause of that happening due to having committed overts and a being must make sure that something gets pulled-in so that they will have motivastors that they can use as an excuse to go out and commit more overts.
Know this that even the infant who does not survive to its first birthday pulled that in according to the discoveries of LRH.
An industry has thrived on people pulling things in for many centuries, that being the insurance industry. They make a bundle off of people having the potential to pull things in. Eventually when everyone is OT there will be no more insurance needed because nobody will pull things in anymore.
The medical insurance industry is still working on optimizing their profits because since the technology of LRH has created clears and OTs the life span of people has increased and since not enough OTs exist the current consequence of this is merely that people now living longer have more time to pull things in.
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As-Wased
in-ethics theta upstat someone with a lot of money, nice house, nice car and good source of income an able person Scientology wants to get on-lines and help
out-ethics DB downstat someone bankrupt, foreclosed on, repossessed and unemployed a person having been on-lines being helped by Scientology to be more able
out-ethics DB downstat someone bankrupt, foreclosed on, repossessed and unemployed a person having been on-lines being helped by Scientology to be more able
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A=A=A : A Pavlovian Dogtraining routine deviced by L.Ron Hubbard that causes the PC (Preclear, or mark) to consider himself insane whenever he percieves similarities.
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Commander Birdsong
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biercian lexicography...
bravo!
more!
some of these are just perfect bierce, e.g. the last. ambrose bierce himself might have written it verbatim
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Now, we really shouldn't judge L.Rum Hubturd too harsly over this discovery (erhm.. that sentence may seem to make less than adequate sense. But Hubturd taught us that peoples 'reactive mind' would cause them to punish the messenger. And we all have a 'reactive mind', so recognize Hubturd's bravery in standing up as the messenger of this news, while risking that we'd all flay him and eat his brain! - Uhm.. The alternative explanation is of course that we do know that L.Rum Hubturd just made this shit up!)...
However!
As we've all come to expect, L.Rum Hubturd made a breakthrough discovery and, as man's best friend that he is, gave humankind the remedy to cancer! - Just smoke in exess of 60 cigarettes a day! - That'll handle any cancerous activity in the lung, see.. NOT SMOKING ENOUGH causes cancer!!
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FLAP: The cold hard slap of the truth.
COB: see SOB.
Out ethics: in the process of discovering real ethics.
RPF: A fun holiday spa for devout believers and nothing to do with war crimes.
PTS: Someone with enough of a clue to know something is up, but not enough to leave.
SP: Someone with enough of a clue to leave and to do what needs to be done.
PTS Type 3: Someone with enough of a clue to leave, who knows what needs to be done and is doing far too good a job of it; also an actual crazy person.
Downstat: a pre-clear without a line of credit.
E-meter: The most amazing and important piece of technology ever discovered in the 20th Century or; a 19th century Wheatstone bridge and 2 soda cans.
Comm courses: a series of drills designed to focus attention such that you can shut people out when necessary.
Confront: see Anonymous. No don't look at Anonymous. If you see them, don't confront. Look away.
Squirrel: a little furry animal with a tail. Seriously, that's all a squirrel is for fuck's sake. What is the matter with you?
Pre-clear: a deer at night who feels warm anticipation at the sight of the approaching headlights.
Clear: Unknown. None known to exist.
OTIII: Someone who realizes by now that they've been duped but still cannot leave.
Sea Org: A land based naval force.
Galactic Patrol: A land based space force.
COB: see SOB.
Out ethics: in the process of discovering real ethics.
RPF: A fun holiday spa for devout believers and nothing to do with war crimes.
PTS: Someone with enough of a clue to know something is up, but not enough to leave.
SP: Someone with enough of a clue to leave and to do what needs to be done.
PTS Type 3: Someone with enough of a clue to leave, who knows what needs to be done and is doing far too good a job of it; also an actual crazy person.
Downstat: a pre-clear without a line of credit.
E-meter: The most amazing and important piece of technology ever discovered in the 20th Century or; a 19th century Wheatstone bridge and 2 soda cans.
Comm courses: a series of drills designed to focus attention such that you can shut people out when necessary.
Confront: see Anonymous. No don't look at Anonymous. If you see them, don't confront. Look away.
Squirrel: a little furry animal with a tail. Seriously, that's all a squirrel is for fuck's sake. What is the matter with you?
Pre-clear: a deer at night who feels warm anticipation at the sight of the approaching headlights.
Clear: Unknown. None known to exist.
OTIII: Someone who realizes by now that they've been duped but still cannot leave.
Sea Org: A land based naval force.
Galactic Patrol: A land based space force.
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Rollercoaster -noun. The up and down phenomena experienced by a Scientologist repeatedly attempting to stand up and escape from the cult, until the point in time they are securely manacled down by a tech stable datum inside a psychological chain locker.
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Floating Needle: A diagnostic scientific instrument's needle manifestation that confirms the presence of an unscientific mental conclusion called a cognition.
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Floating Needle: A diagnostic scientific instrument's needle manifestation that confirms the presence of an unscientific mental conclusion called a cognition.
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