They want more money for Super Power

[HelluvaHoax!]

Come on, don't you know how the scam works?

They'll start delivering Super Power. There will be lots of success stories, but no one will get the benefits they were promised. Then there will be a big IAS event and li'l Dave will announce that some shithead wog architect designed the rooms wrong, and that is why Super Power isn't working!

Then they'll raise more funds, tear down the building, build a new one, celebrate the re-opening, get all the Super Power (let's not call it "SP!!!") completions to take the NEW course over again.

Lather, rinse, repeat. Just like LRH dictated in the Come-On Dissemination PL.

ML,
Caliwog
http://caliwog.wordpress.com

Exactly!

What do you think the Las Vegas odds would be that the first 500 people that do SuperPower will:

1) Write success stories that say that "this is what they came into Scientology for!" and that "it totally handled my case that had never been handled before even though I am OT (III thru VIII)." They will also say that it is the best action they have ever done on the Bridge and now they have certainty about Clearing the planet. '

2) Go back to their homes after completing and be celebrated as the greatest beings ever with status vastly exceeding OT VIII's and Multi-Million Dollar Meritorious donors.

3. Grin and glow and flow and look like the happiest person in the world when they are talking about the miracles of SuperPower.

4. Then all 500 will be recalled to do one of the following; a) get a correction list because they caved in or got sick. b) do the new SuperPower-Plus step that re-orients the advanced being like OT I (*) does after going Clear. c) Do the missing steps that some SP on the lines lost or hid in order to prevent planetary clearing.

5. Then the 500 will come back and pay more and grin some more while they talk about their Eternity being secured.

6. Then the 500 will go home a second time and resume their ordinary lives.

7. Later the 500 will blow and either go Indie-a-go-go or come to ESMB and hang out nattering and cringing with frequent posts that say: "I can't believe how stupid I was to buy that whole SuperPower scam!!!"​

* By the way. . . why was it necessary, again, to pay money for OT I so that I could walk around by myself after attesting Clear? Why don't other businesses do that?

DRY CLEANING CLERK
That'll be 40 dollars for your dry cleaning
and another 100 dollars. $140 total.

SCIENTOLOGIST
What?? What's the extra 100 dollars for?

DRY CLEANING CLERK
You said that you are really blown out that we
removed that grease stain from your favorite jeans, right?

SCIENTOLOLGIST
Yeah. So?

DRY CLEANING CLERK
Sir, after being blown out you need to do the
Dry Cleaning Orientation step. We charge you
100 dollars to go out in the parking lot and walk
around in your clean jeans to get oriented.

SCIENTOLOGIST
Oh, I get it now. It's like Ron's Bridge.
Here's the $140--I am soooo excited to get
started on my next action!​

 

[Caliwog]

First, HH, I would like to indicate that I am totally keyed out, blown out, and shagged out by your reply. I would like other people to have the laughter I just experienced.

SCIENTOLOGIST
Oh, I get it now. It's like Ron's Bridge.
Here's the $140--I am soooo excited to get
started on my next action

DRY CLEANER:
Good! Then let's have another $200. Look, I wish this dry cleaning could be free, I really do. But how are we going to get the rest of the planet dry-cleaned if we don't have money?

SCIENTOLOGIST:
But I don't have any more cash on me...

DRY CLEANER:
That's a present time problem! FLUNK! Look, do you want to get the rest of the planet cleared, or what? What kind of an SP criminal are you? Look in this book, Ron said that anyone who tries to stop global dry cleaning is a fucking SP fucking criminal fuck!

SCIENTOLOGIST:
Well, I suppose I could pimp out my 80 year old mother. She's in the car. I'll get her.

DRY CLEANER:
Good. And tell the bitch to take out her false teeth. I like it better that way.

ML,
Caliwog
http://caliwog.wordpress.com

 

[vumba]

...promise of gain...threat of loss...

The saga of Scientology equals the realm of the ego.

What the great Dave giveth, he taketh away !!

 

[Caliwog]

What the great Dave giveth, he taketh away !!

Wrong target.

 

[AngeloV]

SuperPower is the giant carrot that DM has been hanging in front of the noses of the scientology faithful for almost 20 years. The building has not opened because NOT opening it has generated 10's of millions of dollars for the church. Why change something when it's been a cash cow?

I predict that the SP building will open if and only if scientology is badly in need of cash due to members fleeing in great numbers.

 

[degraded being]

SuperPower is the giant carrot that DM has been hanging in front of the noses of the scientology faithful for almost 20 years. The building has not opened because NOT opening it has generated 10's of millions of dollars for the church. Why change something when it's been a cash cow?

I predict that the SP building will open if and only if scientology is badly in need of cash due to members fleeing in great numbers.

I think a lot will flee, but over a period of weeks and months because they will need time to figure out how it will work with their family still in, their scientology business connections, their "eternity" etc. But the release of Superpower may be hastened as part of damage control. That is, if there really is a Superpower RD>