thread killer

[Royal Prince Xenu]

Ok, what is the "Official" dormant time, in days to be certified as that thread's killer? :confused2:

Damn good question.

 

[The Great Zorg]

Days? weeks? Months? Years? Centuries?

Damn good question.

I had 3 days under my belt until HeMan fucked it up!

sigh

 

[looker]

Well i'm watching 7 disaster DVDs in a row all grade B movies. I do this to prepare for the future when threads I may create get killed.

 

[freethinker]

Dormant is not dead. It is a form of hibernation. A tick can lie dormant in the earth for 15 years without food or water and suddenly be awakened by vibration and CO2.

In order to be a true thread killer, the thread may never rise again.

However the thread farter can keep many away for a long time and some never return.

Ok, what is the "Official" dormant time, in days to be certified as that thread's killer? :confused2:

 

[Stat]

;dsm,fdje003rjnf wow haha lol ldwldkei3ir4848r54;

I just killed this thread by a secret thread killing computer language.

Nice. Haha. I am a thread killer and my stat is up! Peace, bitches. lol

Go to a boring thread now, or something. This thread is scheduled for

termination and the admins are working on putting a cup on it.

Go away. This thread is gone. Any further posting is disabled here.

Go now!!!

 

[Badass]

Oh? Really? What thread was that?

Won´t tell you, you would kill my kill, but you can believe me, I am trust worthy.

 

[Badass]

I had 3 days under my belt until HeMan fucked it up!

sigh

I had FOUR days and almost NINE hours when you wrecked it !

 

[Badass]

Creating a dead thread doesn't count. You have to kill a vibrant living breathting thread that has at least three pages in order to be crowned Thread Killer. You actually have to kill one, not bring one into existence which is already dead.

My thread was not born dead, it was brimming with life, it was made with love and hard thinking hours, with the highest purpose in the world: to bring freedom 4 all.
It contained the answer of all answers and the question of all questions.
It was beautiful.

Only nobody understood it, just stared at it with a blank face.......and then drifted into oblivion....

Let´s put it bluntly as it is, thread killers could get their job done by simply being stupid, but I give a touch of genius to it, and exactly that is what makes me a top thread killer.(Soo good, I even kill my own posts on the spot)

 

[Badass]

Dormant is not dead. It is a form of hibernation. A tick can lie dormant in the earth for 15 years without food or water and suddenly be awakened by vibration and CO2.

In order to be a true thread killer, the thread may never rise again.

However the thread farter can keep many away for a long time and some never return.

Thread farting must be included as a thread killer ability.(Tip: eating dark brown beans increases your farting ability tenfold.)

 

[Badass]

;dsm,fdje003rjnf wow haha lol ldwldkei3ir4848r54;

I just killed this thread by a secret thread killing computer language.

Nice. Haha. I am a thread killer and my stat is up! Peace, bitches. lol

Go to a boring thread now, or something. This thread is scheduled for

termination and the admins are working on putting a cup on it.

Go away. This thread is gone. Any further posting is disabled here.

Go now!!!

That sounded just as a simple thread fart. (Please, read my earlier post and try harder. And be careful, if you try too hard, your fart could become solid....)

I do not mean to be rude, of course, I´m only suggesting you methods to increase your power.

Also, don´t worry, you are doing fine, one day you will be the top thread killer. (After I die).

 

[freethinker]

Badass, you realize you are keeping this thread going Right?

 

[Zinjifar]

'going' even counts 'twitching'

Zinj

 

[Badass]

Badass, you realize you are keeping this thread going Right?

I wanted my second star, but now I just can´t stop, moved into a higher definition of boring, just boring trough.......

Wait a moment, isn´t this the boring thread?

Oh my, you just proved I´m not a thread killer, I´ll move back to the boring thread, where I belong....Bye, you can kill it now, (good move).

Hereby I promise not to touch this thread again.

 

[The Great Zorg]

I wanted my second star, but now I just can´t stop, moved into a higher definition of boring, just boring trough.......
Wait a moment, isn´t this the boring thread?
Oh my, you just proved I´m not a thread killer, I´ll move back to the boring thread, where I belong....Bye, you can kill it now, (good move).
Hereby I promise not to touch this thread again.

 

[Zinjifar]

Yet another example of rampant delenium overdose.

Almost as boring as Munchie Mania.

Zinj

 

[Hatshepsut]

 

[SweetnessandLight]

Howdy!

Still twitching, here!

 

[Royal Prince Xenu]

Still twitching, here!

No toe-tag yet, huh?

 

[SweetnessandLight]

Nope!!!

 

[clamicide]

uh....

I'm thinking a mercy killing might finally be in order here...nobody killed it...just perhaps, the plug needs to be pulled? But, that just might be me...