Tom Cruise has lured my friend into Scientology

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

No!! I am the leak. I will fight you for it! Who is COB?

It should say Cobb. He was a baseball player.

The Anabaptist Jacques

 

[JennWonderful]

I apologize in advance for not replying to anyone further that has sincere words to offer. All of the advice and help I needed has been provided. Anyone can send me a PM. It will be really tough not to reply so don't lure me to! It has to end somewhere. I really hope that some of you can come to terms with me being a real person that had a genuine interest in coming here and seeking advice. I feel really terrible leaving without being able to convince you that it is all real. Real people and real lives. I sincerely and with all my heart feel terrible that some of you have felt violated in a place you should be free to discuss any issue you choose without worry. I know that you are all wonderful people that have been through a lot. I wish you the best in overcoming the injustices and hope that you can all be at peace. Happy Holidays!!

 

[degraded being]

I apologize in advance for not replying to anyone further that has sincere words to offer. All of the advice and help I needed has been provided. Anyone can send me a PM. It will be really tough not to reply so don't lure me to! It has to end somewhere. I really hope that some of you can come to terms with me being a real person that had a genuine interest in coming here and seeking advice. I feel really terrible leaving without being able to convince you that it is all real. Real people and real lives. I sincerely and with all my heart feel terrible that some of you have felt violated in a place you should be free to discuss any issue you choose without worry. I know that you are all wonderful people that have been through a lot. I wish you the best in overcoming the injustices and hope that you can all be at peace. Happy Holidays!!

reckon we'll be seeing you again.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

92 posts in 5 short days. During a family holiday weekend.

I think that's an ESMB record if I'm not mistaken.

 

[anonomog]

Originally written by JennWonderful

Tom Cruise is a nice man. Have you met him personally? Have many people on this forum? Has anyone spoken to him at length outside of Scientology? I have met him and spoke to him briefly. Many others did at the same time. My friend spoke to him at length. We all agreed individually and collectively that he is a wonderfully nice man. My friend that had an opportunity to speak with him in more detail thinks he is he nicest man on earth! None of us were blinded by celebrity or Scientology. Just him standing there as a man. There are others here that have also gotten to know him personally and all have agreed that he is a good person. We all thought more highly of Scientology knowing he was so proud to be one.

As of yet, I have not come across anyone that spent time with him and did not think he was a good person.

I have come across people that criticize him for being a high profile celebrity and being a spokesperson for Scientology. He obviously believes in Scientology and it has helped him in some way to the point he feels it is worth being that spokesperson. If he is that important to the organization than I must assume that he is shielded from any abuse that has taken place. He has likely heard reports but he is definitely not alone in not believing something he has not witnessed himself. I am quite sure that if he had proof these abuses occurred he would disassociate himself with the church. If there 'some' reason he cannot disassociate himself then he is just as much a victim as many of you.

There are thousands of members in Scientology now. You can't blame one man for believing in Scientology when so many others also do.

My bold.
Poor misunderstood man.
The self appointed 2IC in Scientology on this planet. A willing shill for Scientology for years. Best buds with the guy in charge. Sadly, a helpless victim who didn't know. Awh.

Surprisingly when the 2IC of anything says "I didn't know", people tend not to believe him. Especially if that person has had a long association with the organisation.


Conversation starters between Tom and Dave that I'd love to hear:

"Where is Shelley, Dave?"

"What is the score with you and Laurisse? You going out 2D?"

"Hey Dave, How did you not notice that the auditor you assigned me, Marty, was an SP? Why did you assign me someone who had been treated by psychs as a foetus? You knew his history years ago. Someone should have known he would become such a bitter apostate."

"Reports are that the Ideal Orgs are empty, this doesn't tie in with the stats at the events..."

"Why are you using church donations to throw me a birthday party on a cruise ship, build me a motor home, custom make motorbikes?"
"Why doesn't the church make donations to UNICEF or the Red Cross and get some good PR?"

"Why are so many of your trusted top executives, guys I knew and liked, blowing and telling the same lies to the media?"

"Why are they all saying you would discuss my confidential case files and laugh?"

"Hey Dave, if I am so OT, why couldn't I stop Katie making a fool of me in the divorce? Even with my best spin doctors working on it, why did the public take her side?"

"Why is the world so hostile to Scientology, we are winning right?"

"Where are the top execs that used to speak at the events?"

"What happened to the elderly SO I used to see around?"

"Why do the staff look unhealthy?"

"Why is Will Smith refusing to publicly acknowledge his connection with Scientology?"

"Why are there so many deaths at the Narcanon facilities?"

"Show me a mofo clear"

 

[Panda Termint]

92 posts in 5 short days. During a family holiday weekend.

I think that's an ESMB record if I'm not mistaken.

We've had better!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Originally Posted by JennWonderful
What is an MU?

Originally Posted by JennWonderful
Who is COB?

It should say Cobb. He was a baseball player.

...

Originally Posted by JennWonderful
Thanks TAJ, that is very helpful information. Do you happen to know if I were to take my friend to a baseball game if she might be interested in this Mr. Cobb and possibly forget about Scientology? I have some other questions as well that my friend did not find in her very extensive due diligence while reading everything on the Internet about Scientology:

What does term Org mean? Is this orgasm? My friend is able to will her body to orgasm simply by thinking of what a nice guy Tom Cruise is. Everyone says he is a nice guy. By the way, did I mention that she has paranormal powers and pure and she likes B&D and strangers texting her sexual messages?

What do the terms Clear and OT mean? My friend says that Tom said he was both Clear and OT. She could not find this information anywhere on the Internet, so I am assuming that Tom has many secrets like she does. It seems that they are very much alike, but she is not sexually attracted to him. She could get him with her powers if she wanted to but she is pure and only uses her powers to make celebrities come up to her at parties--but because she was born in South, she stops the funny business right there, because cult-promoting movie stars and sociopathic cult leaders don't impress her. She merely wants to dedicate her life to improving their public relations image.

Who is this person called L. Ron Hubbard? My friend and I spent days together Googling his name and came up with nothing. My friend even used her powers (without telling me) and cognited (without mentioning it to me because she is very secretive) that Mr. Hubbard must be a nice guy, like Tom and COB. I mentioned in an earlier post that my friend really wants to work for COB but we don't know what COB means so maybe a Scientologist can clear this MU. Again I really need to find out what MU, COB and Cognited mean so that I know what I am talking about. My friend thinks that I should cognite on my Bridge but she is secretive and did not tell me that and I hope that a Scientologist here can also tell me what a Bridge is?

If you can answer any of these questions it would so theta. Again, I don't know anything about Scientology, I am just trying to help my friend in case there is anything she doesn't know about Scientology. Her knowingness is very high, by the way, and did I mention that she is pure and only wants to help Clear the planet and put an end to critics?

Do any Scientologists know if I might have the ability to channel other posters? I have been in theta com with JennWonderful and was very scrupulous about taking down everything she said verbatim on that last post. Does Tom Cruise have this ability? Perhaps some of you who know about Scientology can educate me because I am trying to help my friend.

<This post is a parody and does not contain any actual quotes by JennWonderful>

 

[The_Fixer]

Sooooo.... she is a Catholic.

Pardon me if I am wrong, but ain't the Catholics the enemy of the Baptist/Pentecostal/Redneck South?

Meaning to say that wealth and power would not be the realm of the Catholics aways a down thar? Meaning they may not be them thar plantation owners of the genteel sort? Meaning mainly to say she doesn't appear (to my way of thinking) to fit in as a Southerner. Especially those of wealth and breeding.

Anyways, abortion, divorces and a myriad of other sins are the church's trademarks, even if they ain't officially so. Which is just, well, so anti Catholic.

I would assume the Catholic church and their good buddy, the Pope, esq., would be in the know about all this.

I am sure there would be some official policy about Scientology from the Cathyolic dept. of God, etc. Needless to say that they wouldn't be too keen about poachers running over their turf and knocking off their own converts.

Less income for them. And less new[STRIKE] souls[/STRIKE], er [STRIKE]victims[/STRIKE], er [STRIKE]cash cows[/STRIKE], err......parishioners (?????).

Assuming all this tale is the all fired truth, then your friend is already lost to the North Koreans.

To put it less succintly, she is already fucked (in the head). You can now only wait for her personal apocalypse and catch her as she falls. Again, assuming you will still be there by then.

You now have had more than enough input from all the good folks here. Time to put it all iinto practice and be that friend you want to be.

Tell her you will always be there, but you really do need to hear this........llalalalalalalalala...........

Look me up when you really need me again, seriously, I will be there for you then. I feel that you would be.

We will be there too, most probably greeting her as a new member..

good luck

 

[JennWonderful]

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Do any Scientologists know if I might have the ability to channel other posters? I have been in theta com with JennWonderful and was very scrupulous about taking down everything she said verbatim on that last post. Does Tom Cruise have this ability? Perhaps some of you who know about Scientology can educate me because I am trying to help my friend.

Please do not make up a quote that I did not say or post. Not only is it probably against forum rules but it is the type of thing all of you fought for in leaving Scientology. You are doing to me what you opposed in Scientology. I do not think anyone would appreciate you using another's name on a quoted post. Very wrong.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Please do not make up a quote that I did not say or post. Not only is it probably against forum rules but it is the type of thing all of you fought for in leaving Scientology. You are doing to me what you opposed in Scientology. I do not think anyone would appreciate you using another's name on a quoted post. Very wrong.

Do you know what the word "channeled" means? Go back and look at what was written.

Do you know what the words "satire", "parody" or "spoof" mean?

You are being lampooned on this thread, any idea why?

 

[Infinite]

. . . Tom Cruise is a nice man. Have you met him personally? Have many people on this forum? Has anyone spoken to him at length outside of Scientology? I have met him and spoke to him briefly. Many others did at the same time. My friend spoke to him at length. We all agreed individually and collectively that he is a wonderfully nice man. My friend that had an opportunity to speak with him in more detail thinks he is he nicest man on earth! None of us were blinded by celebrity or Scientology. Just him standing there as a man. There are others here that have also gotten to know him personally and all have agreed that he is a good person. We all thought more highly of Scientology knowing he was so proud to be one.

As of yet, I have not come across anyone that spent time with him and did not think he was a good person.

I have come across people that criticize him for being a high profile celebrity and being a spokesperson for Scientology. He obviously believes in Scientology and it has helped him in some way to the point he feels it is worth being that spokesperson. If he is that important to the organization than I must assume that he is shielded from any abuse that has taken place. He has likely heard reports but he is definitely not alone in not believing something he has not witnessed himself. I am quite sure that if he had proof these abuses occurred he would disassociate himself with the church. If there 'some' reason he cannot disassociate himself then he is just as much a victim as many of you.

There are thousands of members in Scientology now. You can't blame one man for believing in Scientology when so many others also do . . .

Yes, I got to know him quite well when he was here working on The Last Sumurai and I was his stunt double. We had a common link with Nicole Kidman with whom I had a raging affair when I was a stunt man working on Dead Calm. Tom seemed an okay chap, very professional, not particularly easy going, and always sort of distracted when he was not working. The Scientology thing was never really mentioned directly to Tom, it was more of a running gag behind his back on the set. His "code name" among his local security detail was "Mark Abian", for example. When he found out about me and Nicole, he did ask me to pass on a few odd messages. It was quite strange and I continued to be something of a go between for them for a few years. Isabella also asked me to pass on a message to Nicole too. That was ages ago so imagine my surprise this week when I got a message from Tom to, once again, make contact with Nicole. Somehow he found out that I was catching up with her and Hugh when they came over for Christmas with his family. I'm not sure what it was all about. At a guess, I would say Tom is hoping to get face-to-face with Nicole sometime soon, perhaps at the upcoming Golden Globes since both she and Hugh have been nominated and will be attending. Nicole did say Tom was all over the place emotionally, weeping and saying she was the only person left in the world who would tell him the truth.

 

[JennWonderful]

Do you know what the word "channeled" means? Go back and look at what was written.

Do you know what the words "satire", "parody" or "spoof" mean?

You are being lampooned on this thread, any idea why?

For one, that is somewhat inaccurate. A few of you enjoy making fun of me and that is ok. You are simply making Scientology look good and alienating anyone that may consider posting here. Have at it.

Parody or not, when there is a post in a blue box that starts and ends in a quote and says originally posted by Jennwonderful and I did not write it then it is a misquote. And it should be corrected or removed.

Further PLENTY of members have PM'd me and apologized for the behavior of some of you. There are bullies on every forum and I accept that when I register. Never takes long to figure out who they are. It does surprise me that some of you are so outspoken on the abuses you suffered yet you enact those same type of abuses on others.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

For one, that is somewhat inaccurate. A few of you enjoy making fun of me and that is ok. You are simply making Scientology look good and alienating anyone that may consider posting here. Have at it.

Parody or not, when there is a post in a blue box that starts and ends in a quote and says originally posted by Jennwonderful and I did not write it then it is a misquote. And it should be corrected or removed.

Further PLENTY of members have PM'd me and apologized for the behavior of some of you. There are bullies on every forum and I accept that when I register. Never takes long to figure out who they are. It does surprise me that some of you are so outspoken on the abuses you suffered yet you enact those same type of abuses on others.

Yes, I am a bully and an abuser. I do these things for no reason to everyone.

I alienate anyone who posts here.

I am much hated for these evil qualities.

I specialize in making Scientology look good.

I particularly relish attacking the truth and harming innocent people.

Is this helping at all?

Okay, you an continue your story about Tom Cruise luring your friend into Scientology now.

 

[Anonycat]

Yes, I am a bully and an abuser. I do these things for no reason to everyone.

I alienate anyone who posts here.

I am much hated for these evil qualities.

I specialize in making Scientology look good.

I particularly relish attacking the truth and harming innocent people.

Is this helping at all?

Okay, you an continue your story about Tom Cruise luring your friend into Scientology now.

I saw you paraphrase once.

 

[Type4_PTS]

It does surprise me that some of you are so outspoken on the abuses you suffered yet you enact those same type of abuses on others.

We are enacting the same type of abuses we suffered on others? Really?

Have we coerced you into having an abortion? Forced you to get divorced?

Held you by force on an RPF for years? Held you in an "office-prison" (the "Hole") for years?

Has anyone on ESMB made a bomb threat and tried to frame you for it?

Have we fraudulently marketed to you some products and services and charged you $350,000. for them?

Has ESMB issued an order whereby it's ok for us to destroy you?

 

[PTS]

This train wreck has been a welcome and frequently entertaining diversion in an otherwise trying holiday period that was full of suppressive in-laws. Thanks everyone, even you Turtlez, er Jenn-whatever.

 

[Anonycat]

We are enacting the same type of abuses we suffered on others? Really?

Have we coerced you into having an abortion? Forced you to get divorced?

Held you by force on an RPF for years? Held you in an "office-prison" (the "Hole") for years?

Has anyone on ESMB made a bomb threat and tried to frame you for it?

Have we fraudulently marketed to you some products and services and charged you $350,000. for them?

Has ESMB issued an order whereby it's ok for us to destroy you?

I also noticed at least 4 times where Jenn said we are all acting as we do because of the abuse we endured, and that ... wait, something makes scientology look good. Anyway, she's off saving her friend and probably not reading this thread anymore.

 

[Anonycat]

This train wreck has been a welcome and frequently entertaining diversion in an otherwise trying holiday period that was full of suppressive in-laws. Thanks everyone, even you Turtlez, er Jenn-whatever.

I know! Jenn was hanging in this thread with me until just after midnight on Christmas eve. My excuse? Jehovah's Witnesses. Good times!

 

[CarmeloOrchards]

I know! Jenn was hanging in this thread with me until just after midnight on Christmas eve. My excuse? Jehovah's Witnesses. Good times!

[video=youtube;QRJ38y4Jn6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJ38y4Jn6k[/video]

 

[NoName]

We are enacting the same type of abuses we suffered on others? Really?

Have we coerced you into having an abortion? Forced you to get divorced?

Held you by force on an RPF for years? Held you in an "office-prison" (the "Hole") for years?

Has anyone on ESMB made a bomb threat and tried to frame you for it?

Have we fraudulently marketed to you some products and services and charged you $350,000. for them?

Has ESMB issued an order whereby it's ok for us to destroy you?

If there was such an order, I certainly haven't seen it. But when ESMB starts issuing ESMBOB's and ESMBPL's, do try to let me know.



I, for once, have been a spectator of this trainwreck. This is mostly because I couldn't decide if she is an OSA troll (odds 49%), pulling some stupid prank (odds 49%), or for real (odds 2%).