It would be fun to see that...
"I had a big day of filming, you know, doing all my own stunts, as I do, and my good friend Leah was over for dinner, and a new staffer brought out a chipped cup. I just lost it because at my house we make an effort for our guests, you know? Looking back on it, it was so trivial."
Interviewer: Of course Mr Cruise we can all have a bad day. And all that other stuff, the slave wages, re-education camps, yelling and violence, imprisoned wives, child labour, was just lies from a bitter defrocked apostate trying to sell a book?
"Yes, how did you know that?"
What you wrote Tom as saying would be something a normal, rational, non-Scientology person could say. But it would still leave the other questions.
If Tom Cruise did do an interview, I don't think he would be able to mention any of the incidents, such as the chipped cup. Such an admission would lead viewers to believe everything Leah wrote about him was true. He wouldn't acknowledge having Leah over to his house, because then people would know that he went into his make-out routine in front of her, where she told them to "get a room," and then got a KR filed on her for saying that to his holiness and the new Queen of Scientology, now an SP.
But then what you had the interviewer saying was equally fanciful, as much as we'd like to hear it. But interviewers are getting a lot more armed, as far as what to ask about. That's why if open questions are allowed at all, there isn't a chance Tom would give an interview. He's not going to talk about Leah, Shelly, Nazanin, Katie, Nicole, Suri or his adopted props.
I don't think he'll give any interview because no matter what he says, it would be too conspicuous to have him not answering any of obvious questions raised by GOING CLEAR and Leah's book.
If Tom read Leah's book, one thing that would really piss him off, is that the idea she thought he was not behaving like a good Scientologist. He would love to call her an SP, and repeat his hand motions indicating where he and the dwarf are, and where she and everybody else is on the big being Scientology scale. He "knows." I wish he'd do that on national TV. His movie career would be over. He could then take over for the dwarf as top loon.