Tom pulls in an egging

[What's It All About]

First Tom admits (or plays for sympathy?) that Katie surprised him by dumping him, despite the fact that he thought he had life, and her, under control. Not great evidence for OT 8 powers, was it?

And now he can't guess which eggs are raw and which are hard boiled. Another OT 8 failure. Would Miscavige or El Wrong allow this to happen to them? Heads would roll before they'd let themselves go through this. So can we conclude that Tom has sprouted a genuine sense of humor? Or is this a case of "Look, I can laugh at myself, not just act strung out on what a "big being" I am?

I wonder if he (allegedly) still shoves women staffers around of if his sense of humor is now too good to allow him to abuse people who are probably weaker than he and on his payroll. Of course, Miscavige is probably laughing his head off at this sight.

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[Anonycat]

You can spin an egg on a hard, even surface, like in a kitchen, and see if it is hard-boiled or raw. Even spin = hard boiled, and wobbly spin = raw.

 

[R2-45]

You can spin an egg on a hard, even surface, like in a kitchen, and see if it is hard-boiled or raw. Even spin = hard boiled, and wobbly spin = raw.

LOL

If it's slow to spin, it has liquid inside. But that takes practice. If, after it is spinning, it is suddenly grasped and stopped with the fingers briefly, then let go.. if it starts to spin again, there is liquid inside. The key concept here is "slosh" as in slosh around. There is a higher level technique where you spin it up on end. But that's only for advanced practitioners.

I'd guess that everybody involved in that publicity stunt knew which eggs were raw. I'd also guess that the PR folks, trying to recover from the recent crop circles of unfortunate publicity, decided T would appear more like a real human being with raw egg on his head, smiling. And, I'd bet that the temperature of the eggs was exactly specified, too.

Me, I always hard boil half my eggs, then turn them randomly back into the cartons. When I need an egg, I use oatea powah and spin a few. I am now rarely wrong.

Yeah, I know:

But imagine the ramifications if the infamous ashtrays of $cientology were replaced with a randomized selection of raw and hard-boiled eggs! It would be a win/win situation. Staff could eat the old eggs, and they'd have to develop some real oatea powahs in order to avoid choosing the really rotten eggs. Staff could all chip in for fuel to boil the old raw eggs! But it would be out-exchange to eat a really good egg! Right there is a tension-building conflict! Imagine what a CSW of the lowly egg-boiler might look like! The stench from the courseroom would be unbearable from time to time, LOL. Humpty Dumpty might usurp Alice, and some real oatea powahs might emerge. Wait. Maybe that's what that spinning thingy in the soupah powah building does, something to do with telling if the mark's brain is hard or soft enough for further reg cycles...

 

[Idle Morgue]

If Tom Cruise was Oat Tea enough - he would have KNOWN which egg was raw and which was hard boiled, right? Does he need Super Power now to get those extra sensory perceptions back that he lost 76 trillion years ago???

 

[Idle Morgue]

You can spin an egg on a hard, even surface, like in a kitchen, and see if it is hard-boiled or raw. Even spin = hard boiled, and wobbly spin = raw.

Stop ^^^ messing around with your WOG abilities! Tom is OAT TEA and a recipient of the finest auditing and care by David Miscavige this side of the galaxy ... not to mention he has done all three L's!! $$$ Millions and Millions of dollars and 20 years of his life - and he can not perceive which egg was raw and which was hard boiled? Come on man - we are talking fricken OAT TEA~!

 

[functionunknown]

If Tom Cruise was Oat Tea enough - he would have KNOWN which egg was raw and which was hard boiled, right? Does he need Super Power now to get those extra sensory perceptions back that he lost 76 trillion years ago???

Tom would have had his egg-selection OT abilities (for use above) if COB would have had the (SPKP-101) Kitchen Training table (COB demonstrating table below) available for Tom to hone his OT abilities in the still-not-open Super-Power building.