I so want to go to bed, but it's 5:34am now and I don't want to miss it. I hope I can struggle through till 7am.
L. Ron Hubbard has returned to Teegeack.
He bought soldiers from the 5th invader force that are now theta clears with zap guns who can dodge bullets.
DM is on the RPF.
Scientology is saved.
The planet will be clear soon.
Sector 9 will be saved.
I thought that Tony Ortega's coverage of the shambles surrounding the Stupor Power opening was somewhat thin. Soon, we shall know what he was working on. A scoop so significant that it caused him to neglect whole chunks of the Stupor Power lulzheap (although his commenters kept things ticking along nicely, of course...)
So: what is it? I trust Ortega's instincts... this is going to be good.