Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology - PART 2

[phenomanon]

I have often commented that Scientology Inc is a pathological LIAR.

They LIE LIE LIE LIE especially about their own *statistics*
In this new posting, Mike Rinder analyses and examines their new release to media
THERE IS NO DISCONNECTION.

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-non-disconnection-policy/​

.. hypocrites...
Their PR hype doesn't say a thing about not cutting ties with Ex scn'ists. Lie by omission. Acceptable truth. Disgusting

 

[Anonycat]

Karen, I saw that Tom Cruise news bit the other day, and when I read it, I noticed the word 'forced'. As the cult loves to mince words, I suspected what they did in their response - they REQUIRE people to take it upon themselves to Disconnect. They are not a true scientologist if they don't follow the strict rules. So in essence, it's Tom who disconnected. Scientology can say that they did not force it, although knowing that they force the decision upon the followers.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

I have often commented that
Scientology Inc is a pathological LIAR.

They LIE LIE LIE LIE
especially about
their own *statistics*

In this new posting, Mike Rinder analyses
and examines their new release to media
THERE IS NO DISCONNECTION.

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-non-disconnection-policy/​

Thanks Karen!

Mike's essay was an outstanding breakdown and forensic autopsy of the cult's dead-on-arrival "BIG LIES" about disconnection. Now that's what I call "false data stripping"! LOL

HELPFUL TIP FOR THE COS (Crimewave of Scientology): When the public are pointing their fingers at you and laughing, they are not "having huge wins and blowing charge".

 

[Churchill]

I have often commented that Scientology Inc is a pathological LIAR.

They LIE LIE LIE LIE especially about their own *statistics*
In this new posting, Mike Rinder analyses and examines their new release to media
THERE IS NO DISCONNECTION.

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-non-disconnection-policy/​

If I had a dollar for every time I've read "The Church of Scientology has denied allegations that..."

I mean, really!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Like its 20th century Founder, L. Ron Hubbard, the 21st century Church of Scientology also continues to (unintentionally) release its own humiliating and incriminating "admissions".

For example, this stupefying strawman shore story about disconnection which they postulated would solve the PR meltdown surrounding Cruise and themselves.

"The Church of Scientology denied the allegations, telling Us Weekly: “We never comment on individual parishioners’ lives. On the issue of Church religious practices, we do not know who your anonymous sources are, but they got it all wrong. The answer to your question is no."

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The cult pretends to not know who is exposing their anti-social disconnection behavior. LOL.

It's "anonymous sources", right?

Here's the problem with that. The whistleblowers are not anonymous. They are the complete opposite of anonymous. They are high-profile celebrities. Worse yet, they are high-profile celebrities that were once Scientologists.

And, horror-of-all-PR-horrors, these evil "anonymous sources" are the very same glowing OTs that the church bragged about in countless events, promo pieces and on the cover of their own CELEBRITY magazine! That's why the cult rushes to the microphone to label them as "anonymous", so that reporters and the public will be too lazy and confused to stop and ask aloud: "Wait a minute! Who said the cult practices disconnection?!" The answer, of course, is SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE SAYING THAT! That's why they left and became "ex" Scientologists.

The stupidity of is is so overwhelmingly vast, it bears repeating. The people that are whistleblowing on the cult and saying all those horrible things are Scientologists! LOL. It doesn't matter that they have now left the cult--that's why they left the cult! What more reliable and verifiable evidence could one ever possibly hope for, if not for actual decades-long Scientologists to make these "admissions" about Hubbard's avaricious hoax?

But, now here comes the delicious desert!

We shall now release the names & identities of these "anonymous sources" that have revealed one of the cult's dirtiest and darkest secrets, disconnection. Yeah, so who is saying all that bad stuff about "disconnectIon"? These guys. . .the ultimate examples of how well Scientology worked, OT celebrities!

OH NO!
Not the Church of Scientology's
very own OT celebrity spokesman
in their introductory and promotional films!

OH NO!
Not the Church's Emmy Award
winning actor Jeffrey Tambor, that appeared
in countless Scn glossy promo pieces!

OH NO!
Not an OT celebrity who demonstrates that Scn works
so amazingly well, that you too can become an
Oscar winning movie writer and director!

OH NO!
Not the longstanding OT Celebrity actor who
was the "Face of Scientology" in their
promotional films and materials!

OH NO!
Not the "New Face" and "Voice" of Scientology!
Not the OT Celebrity who senior cult leader Miscavige
used for all those training and promotional materials!

OH NO!
Not the celebrity OT actress the church
endlessly promoted to Scientologists, so
they could also become multi-millionaire TV stars!


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There are so many more, but the point has abundantly been made--the hidden voices in the dark shadows that Scientology pretends are "anonymous sources" are anything but. They are, a few moments ago, the superstars of the Scientology world!

That's how it works in Scientology. When you get to the top (if you still have half-a-brain and any remaining common sense) you instantly transition from SUPREMELY ETHICAL OT to SUPREMELY EVIL SP. Simply by telling the truth about what the cult is actually doing to people.

So, Scientology--do you really "...not know who these anonymous sources are?" If you are still having trouble, just take out all those years of CELEBRITY magazines you are so proud of and look at the covers.

 

[TheOriginalBigBlue]

I have often commented that Scientology Inc is a pathological LIAR.

They LIE LIE LIE LIE especially about their own *statistics*
In this new posting, Mike Rinder analyses and examines their new release to media
THERE IS NO DISCONNECTION.

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-non-disconnection-policy/​

Mendacity...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eioyl7dIlvw

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Top 100 Stupid F/Ning FALLACIES in Scientology!

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F/Ning FALLACY #554: Scientology has never done anything bad.

Whenever anyone exposes one of Scientology's sociopathic secrets, Hubbard's cult simply denies, degrades & denounces.

Deny: We didn't do it! Lies, all lies I tell ya!

Degrade: It's those (SPs, Apostates, Squirrels, Psychs, Haters, Bigots, et al) They're all evil!

Denounce: We have documented, written proof they are criminals, nazis, communists, murderers & worse. Here's a copy of our latest Freedom magazine--it's all written right in there!
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[HelluvaHoax!]

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PART II:
F/Ning FALLACIES: aka "How Scientologists get big wins from big lies"

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESPERSON
Everything you said about disconnection is a lie.
You haven't even one bit of proof for anything you claim!

TV JOURNALIST
I have sworn affidavits from FBI investigators who
verified your coercive, terrorizing practice of disconnection.

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESPERSON
LOL. That's not proof! Those people couldn't possibly investigate
our church because, not being Scientologists, they couldn't possibly
understand our scripture and religious practices.

TV JOURNALIST
Okay. I also have sworn affidavits from Scientologists that you
are enforcing families to break up through disconnection.

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESPERSON
LOL. That's not proof! Who are they?! Name
even one Scientologist who said that!

TV JOURNALIST
Actually, I have a list of over 5000 Scientologists who said
exactly that in sworn declarations. Want me to read the names?
Alright, let's start with the "A's". John Adams, the dad.
Lucy Adams, the mom. Frankie Adams, the son. Tina
Adams, the daughter, Mark Adams, the uncle, Tom Ad--

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESMAN (interrupting)
Okay, okay, okay. But none of those people are Scientologists.
They are all disaffected, defrocked Apostates.

TV JOURNALIST
But, the entire Adams family were all Scientologists
in good standing just 2 days ago.

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESMAN
I know, but we declared them SP yesterday. So, your source of
information about disconnection is totally unreliable--
because it's not coming from actual Scientologists in good standing.

TV JOURNALIST
Well, in that case I am going to bring out the entire Brown
family, all 17 of them. They've been super contributors to
your church for 29 years. They have all reached OT VIII.
They are going to testify right here today, in front of the
cameras that they have been ordered to disconnect from
the grandson, Larry Brown, because he watched "GOING
CLEAR" on HBO after being ordered not to.

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESMAN
Oh. Well then, I am officially declaring
all 17 Browns right now, this very second!

TV JOURNALIST
What about their sworn testimony and certified documents?

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESPERSON
LOL. That's ridiculous. Nobody is going to accept the
word of defrocked apostates who are no longer in the
church--and therefore could not have any slightest idea
of what our religious policies and practices are. ​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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If Dr. Hubbard's PR TECHNOLOGY had been used by defense attorneys in the Nuremberg Trial...

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--the Nazis responsible for concentration camps would have all been found innocent of war crimes, murder & genocidal crimes against humanity.

REASON: Any Nazi guards (who deserted their concentration camp posts to become whistleblowers) and Jewish death-camp prisoners (who escaped before being gassed to death) would be prevented from testifying.

Because, aside from their testimony being ruled "prejudicial" (i.e. "entheta"), they were both "disaffected apostates" who "blew" and therefore could not be trusted.

 

[phenomanon]

Thanks Karen!

Mike's essay was an outstanding breakdown and forensic autopsy of the cult's dead-on-arrival "BIG LIES" about disconnection. Now that's what I call "false data stripping"! LOL

HELPFUL TIP FOR THE COS (Crimewave of Scientology): When the public are pointing their fingers at you and laughing, they are not "having huge wins and blowing charge".

" Crimewave of Scientology"

 

[Operating DB]

" Crimewave of Scientology"

Yes, that phrase is a winner. Makes me laugh every time HH uses it.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Top 100 Stupid PHRASES in Scientology

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Originally Posted by phenomanon
" Crimewave of Scientology"

Yes, that phrase is a winner. Makes me laugh every time HH uses it.

I just received this important Source Briefing from uplines. . .

Originally Posted by Don Hubbard[SUP]*[/SUP]

Thank you, Operating DB and Phenomanon, for rising above an avid craving for humanoid agreement, that you might duplicate, validate, grant beingness and flow power to that phrase, on this planet.

ML,

Don Hubbard
Bestselling author: PHRASETICS: The Modern Science of 'Mental' Bombast
[SUP]

*[/SUP] Don Hubbard: Estranged twin brother of Ron Hubbard and first homo sapiens to achieve the advanced downstat state of OH (Operating Hobo, see avatar)

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Top 100 Stupid SUPERIOR-TO-THE-WHEEL Moments in Scientology

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Sometimes it seems that The Commodore left this planet without a proper musical tribute. . .

What an indignity for the genius that brought mankind something better than fire and the wheel! Hey, it's not too late, we can still make it go right (on this planet)!

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SING ALONG!


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Once upon a time you F/Ned so fine
Cause over matter-energy-space-and-time, in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call say 'beware Ron, you're bound to blow'
You thought they were all kiddin you

You used to line charge about
All the dupes and marks that were hanging out
Now you don't TR-8 so loud
Now you don't seem so proud (about)
Dianetics bein' superior to the invention of the wheel[SUP]1[/SUP]

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a hoax
Like an OT guru that croaks
Like the punchline of a J&D[SUP]ers[/SUP] jokes
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[SUP]1[/SUP] "The creation of Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of fire and superior to his invention of the wheel..." - L. Ron Hubbard (DMSMH)

 

[Gizmo]

Then, of course, there were we rank & file ones who sat there in front of an ethics officer and were told we had to disconnect from so & so or we could not do any more training or processing.

Yeah, we " chose " to disconnect . . . . . and it was under duress. Now, what is the definition of forced ?

The good thing is that the public at large less & less buys the lies of that so-called ( gag ) church & more & more sees the truth of scientology being a criminal organization.

Taken time, but, truth is winning & the cult is going down !

 

[guanoloco]

How does it feel? With an ass full of Vistaril?

 

[Jump]

How does it feel? With an ass full of Vistaril?

Like a rolling stone.
In your Blluebird motorhome.

 

[Gizmo]

Scientology is fulfilling it's destiny: Epic Fail !

scn is locked in the 50's with no way out - thank you ron !

Drag out the policy letter on black people - truly cringe worthy.

Look at the purify with dosages every person over an idiot level IQ knows is harmful. - plus nothing to support why do the damn thing as drugs are not stored in fat cells.

It's endless - no ' grade chart ' stated what a person is going to achieve, uh, happens.

There is not one clear yet in evidence ( never mind 10,000 or so dupes have claimed to be 'clear' & they show none of what is claimed ).

OT ? a bigger joke than clear !

And so it goes. Old Ronnie boy is dead & gone. Another psychopath has taken over - tiny with a mega Napoleon complex, not even a high school education & tastes that even makes the trailer park crowd cringe. Add a mean streak & what could possibly go wrong ?

Ah, the cult self destructs & crumbles onto itself - this is such good stuff to watch !

 

[guanoloco]

Like a rolling stone.
In your Blluebird motorhome.

With your ruds unflown.

 

[Anonycat]

You really need a comb.

 

[Jump]

More psychotic than a phone.
Like an obscene dog with a bone.