Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology - PART 2

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Do this
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Remarkable definitions for the words free and non-profit! So, when someone does their little personality test and then is coerced to pay over $500,000 for their auditing, that's free and non-profit?

That's like a mafia hitman telling a crime witness (against them)that they are "free" to testify in court.

Scientology words it a little different, but it's the same protection racket: "PAY FOR YOUR BRIDGE OR DIE & SUFFER FOREVER!"

HELPFUL TIP FOR THE IAS (Inurement[SUP]1[/SUP] Association of Scientologists): Use the words 'free' and 'non-profit' in more sentences. And....more clay. And....more times over your material--especially the part where Mary Sue Hubbard and other elite execs all went to federal prison because they believed the head guru, who assured them: "Hey, it's the greatest good. Don't worrrrrrrrrrrrrry so much!"





[SUP]1[/SUP] Inurement -noun: (re: IRS; Non-Profit organizations): The inurement prohibition forbids the use of the income or assets of a tax-exempt organization to directly or indirectly unduly benefit an individual or other person that has a close relationship with the organization or is able to exercise significant control over the organization.
 
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Anonycat

Crusader
And yet even this week in the news, we see the cult dropping names, and that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta have been built super-abodes at the new Australian cult compound that's about to open. That's a $20M renovation. It's also known that both Tom and DM have them (super deluxe homes) at Gold Base, just in case they drop by. What gives, IRS?
 

Jump

Operating teatime
And yet even this week in the news, we see the cult dropping names, and that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta have been built super-abodes at the new Australian cult compound that's about to open. That's a $20M renovation. It's also known that both Tom and DM have them (super deluxe homes) at Gold Base, just in case they drop by. What gives, IRS?


Wait - nofair. That's their ecclesiastical clerical residence with slaves ready to fulfill any desire from wildflower meadow with tricked out RVs and hot motorcycles to <something that JT wants at any moment> .. not like some worldly frivolous vacation retreat. :eyeroll:
 

Anonycat

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Wait - nofair. That's their ecclesiastical clerical residence with slaves ready to fulfill any desire from wildflower meadow with tricked out RVs and hot motorcycles to <something that JT wants at any moment> .. not like some worldly frivolous vacation retreat. :eyeroll:

LOL! Hmmmm, pretty sure that Tom and John are not guys from Taiwan that the cult got passports for, just to be slaves for them. You know, like the cult loves to do, from various countries where people can't wait to get out. No, Jump! No!
 

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Top 100 stupid KNOWING-HOW-TO-KNOW moments in Scientology

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Cross-Posted from another thread ("OT - The Missing Ingredient") that proposes yet another reason OTs aren't OT. Is it just me, or do Scientologists actually suffer from a very well researched/documented psychological condition known as SCD[SUP]1[/SUP]?

The internet has hundreds of millions of words, books, websites, documents and videos that thoroughly debunk and disgrace Hubbard's bombastically grandiose supernatural claims about Dianetics & Scientology. Yet, Scientologists are not able to know how to know that it's a hoax.


[SUP]1[/SUP]SCD. Slow Cognition Disorder lol
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How many people are responsible enough to use supernatural powers?


ANSWER: Two.

The 1st to perform miracles like levitation, exterior intergalactic travel, healing fatal diseases and making the blind see. The 2nd to make up supernatural excuses when the 1st one can't demonstrate any supernatural powers.

There has always been a "missing ingredient" in Scientology. It's not that beings forfeit their OT powers by "worshipping" Hubbard. It's not that "beings like to reduce their power in order to have a game". It's not that "beings are afraid of causing harm, so they postulate losing their own miraculous powers". It's none of the 100 mythological explanations that Scientologists use in a transparent effort to hold on to Hubbard's frightfully debunked and disgraced mythology.

The "missing ingredient" in Scientology is that it's a hoax which is ridiculously easy to expose, simply by asking any OT to demonstrate any OT ability.
 
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Here is a SCIENTOLOGY DITTY - by HH

You put your acceptable truths in,
You kick your whistleblowers out,
You put your OT miracles in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the..SurvivaL Rundown
...................{or FILL IN THE BLANK with your favorite $cientoLogy LIE...uh, I mean....$ciendoLLatry Promise: Super Power Rundown, L's Rundown, GAT I, GAT II, Havingness Rundown etc...}
and you find a parking spot (FILL it in with the craziest Oat Tea Win LIE - or stop a hurricane etc....}
That what it's all about.

:giggle:



 
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The Hokey Pokey

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey

And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about






You do the..SurvivaL Rundown ...................{or FILL IN THE BLANK with your favorite $cientoLogy LIE...uh, I mean....$ciendoLLatry Promise: Super Power Rundown, L's Rundown, GAT I, GAT II, Havingness Rundown etc...}
and you find a parking spot (FILL it in with the craziest Oat Tea Win LIE - or stop a hurricane etc....}
That what it's all about.

:giggle:



LOLOL

I can't resist....lol.......


The Hocus Pocus

You put your savings account in
You take your common sense out
You put your charge cards in
And you shake it all about

You do the hocus pocus
And pretend you're a miracle-maker OT
That's what it's all about

You put your blind faith in
You take your lapel pin out
You put your home loan proceeds in
And you shake it all about

You do the hocus pocus
And put your bankruptcy attorney on speed-dial
That's what it's all about
 
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Gizmo

Rabble Rouser
From where I am now, is there anything about scientology that doesn't make me cringe ?

NO !

I continue to recover - and encourage others to do so, too.

scientology is dead & those that hang on to it are dying. Soon, it'll be gone entirely.
 
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The Hokey Pokey

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey

And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about






LOLOL

I can't resist....lol.......


The Hocus Pocus

You put your savings account in
You take your common sense out
You put your charge cards in
And you shake it all about

You do the hocus pocus
And pretend you're a miracle-maker OT
That's what it's all about

You put your blind faith in
You take your lapel pin out
You put your home loan proceeds in
And you shake it all about

You do the hocus pocus
And put your bankruptcy attorney on speed-dial
That's what it's all about

:lol:

I got another one...

You write your O/W's Up
You get your Overt's Out
You move up in Status

As you empty your bank Account

You refinance your mortgage
And you empty your IRA
That's what its ALL about
:lol:

 

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I got another one...

You write your O/W's Up
You get your Overt's Out
You move up in Status

As you empty your bank Account

You refinance your mortgage
And you empty your IRA
That's what its ALL about
:lol:



LOL, these things are addictive!

Damn, I think I have OCHPS! (Obsessive Compulsive Hokey Pokey Syndrome):


You put your out ruds in
You flow your cash flow out
You get your out ethics in
You shake your Clear cert all about

You do the hokey pokey

And you get C/Sed for the Introspection Rundown at the Ft. Harrison
And that's what it's all about





* Sorry that one is so grim....but that's what scientology is "all about" (grim + stupid, all rolled into one convenient $500,000 acting lesson where your character in the play pretends to be have superpowers)


 
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Anonycat

Crusader
Get your /b/tards in
Get the video leaked out
Choose which mask to wear
And consensus leaves no doubt

Launch a global raid
All the world around
Over 9,000 Anons came out
 
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Knows

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LOL, these things are addictive!

Damn, I think I have OCHPS! (Obsessive Compulsive Hokey Pokey Syndrome):


You put your out ruds in
You flow your cash flow out
You get your ethics in
And you shake your Clear cert all about

You do the hokey pokey

And you get C/Sed for the Introspection Rundown at the Ft. Harrison
And that's what it's all about





* Sorry that one is so grim....but that's what scientology is "all about" (grim + stupid, all rolled into one convenient $500,000 acting lesson where your character in the play pretends to be have superpowers)





I can't heLp myseLf either....

You get your Out/Int ..In
You get your Tone LeveL UP
You do cLay demos in the mornin
as your needLe rocks sLams about

Your under Tubb's Hokey Pokey
Brainwashing eviL CULT
That's what it's ALL about!







 

guanoloco

As-Wased
Oh my...my J&D FPRD case is in full restim and I'm compelled to participate.

You shove your Vistaril syringe in
You stick your buttcheek out
Your Type III case is keyed in
As you incoherently scream and shout

You do the strokee needle pokey
And convince everyone you're in Power
When you're never above Doubt

You're in full restim
With your Admin out
It's all dub-in
What you call the route out

*alternate lyrics*

You're all out-int
If you try to route out
Per Leaving and Leaves
You Freeloaders are stuck in Doubt

You do the strokee needle pokey
TR-L from Karen Pouw
That's what it's all about
 
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Operating DB

Truman Show Dropout
Oh my...my J&D FPRD case is in full restim and I'm compelled to participate.

You shove your Vistaril syringe in
You stick your buttcheek out
Your Type III case is keyed in
As you incoherently scream and shout

You do the strokee needle pokey
And convince everyone you're in Power
When you're never above Doubt

You're in full restim
With your Admin out
It's all dub-in
What you call the route

You do the strokee needle pokey
TR-L from Karen Powne
That's what it's all about

My own J&D FPRD case has been in chronic full restim for decades and I'm never going to get it handled. Ever!
 

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Marty Rathbun and Tony Ortega

https://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2016/08/31/review-of-ron-miscaviges-book/

http://tonyortega.org/2016/09/01/marty-rathbun-defends-scientology-leader-david-miscavige-as-he-trashes-tell-all-memoir-ruthless/

A Tribute to ex Scientology high ranking officials like Debbie Cook, Vicky Aznaran and allegedly Marty "Mark" and Monique Rathbun

and all other high ranking officials that blew Scientology and allegedly accepted blood money in exchange for SILENCE!

Even though Ron Miscavige Senior is not SILENT - RON MISCAVIGE SENIOR got $100,000 PLUS other benefits from David Miscavige IAS SLUSH FUND AKA David Miscavige's private bank account.

SEA ORG SLAVE's that BLOW have nothing and get nothing.


David Miscavige claims to have given him the money from his "inheritance"
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Okay - and we got a Bridge to Sell Mr Miscavige....just sayin folks!

Heh - OSA - how come everyone else in Scientology has to "donate" their inheritance??:ohmy:

This little ditty is In honor of all ex scientologist's who did NOT take the blood money gag order buy-out and sung to the tune of "Hokey Pokey". You are the REAL CHAMPIONS! :thankyou:

You get your Ethics IN
to Get your Ethics OUT
Cuz the smell of blood money
makes you scream and shout about

You do the Blood Money Buy out
While a guy in LA goes BROKE
That is what Scientology is all ABOUT!



You get your LYING OUT
To get your CASH FLOW IN
You Sign the blood money gag order
and you shake your words about

Your instantly a millionaire
as you spray confusion around
THAT's WHAT SCIENTOLOGY IS ALL ABOUT
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Here's a little ditty for Tony Ortega - who likes to :stir: ! He pretends to be not taking sides but in my oat tea obnoses :unsure: he has been pissed at Marty for many years. Anyone else concur?

You get your stories out
You get your pay pal in
from the cronies who adore you
as you sit as their new KING PIN

Your passion is uncovering and reporting
Exposing the cult for the con it is...
That's what Tony Ortega is all about! :hattip:
 
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Image compliments from a poster on Tony Ortega's Rag

Did Marty get his old Job back?
 
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