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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS SO MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID THAT NON-SCIENTOLOGISTS WILL
AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THIS IS JUST A WILD & WACKY PARODY. ONLY EX-SCIENTOLOGISTS
WILL KNOW THE SCARY-CRINGY-CREEPY TRUTH THAT IT IS LITERALLY 100% FACT.
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGY GUARANTEES WOGS
WILL BE 100% HANDLED IF THEY ONLY GO CLEAR
(actual COS promo piece currently in use)
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGY GUARANTEES CLEARS
WILL BE 100% HANDLED IF THEY ONLY GO OT III
(because until then, they are "overwhelmed" by BTs that need to be exorcised)
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGY GUARANTEES OT IIIs
WILL BE 100% HANDLED IF THEY ONLY GO OT VIII.
(because until then, they are still in the "valence" of BTs they missed on OT III)
THIS IS WHAT OT VIIIs ATTEST TO
AND EUPHORICALLY CELEBRATE UPON COMPLETION
BECAUSE THE EP ("End Phenomena") OF OT VIII IS:
"I NOW KNOW WHO I AM NOT AND I
AM INTERESTED TO FIND OUT WHO I AM"