Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology - PART 3

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Karen#1

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Marc Yager ~~ 45 year Sea Org member, on Apollo at 9 years old.
Marc Yager obediently showing up in Tel Aviv executing Miscavige orders in the Dani Lemberger law suit, faithfully obeying Miscavige. <sigh>
Here is more on Marc Yager.
Mat Pesch did a post above on Yager on the Bunker which made me want to tell more:
Marc Yager is one of the Top 10 most abused by Miscavige at Int Base.
It started off with Miscavige repeatedly hurling insults with Anti-semetic slurs "Jew Boy": etc.

The the abuse turned more and more VIOLENT.
Miscavige ordered Marc Yager (CSI's highest ranking member) to the "swamp" .
He was required to build a bamboo cage for him self and then he lived in isolation for 2 years under security watch.

Some years ago in the middle on November (this is freezing in England, Bob
was ordered him to have Guillaume Lesevre, Mike Rinder, Heber Jentzsch
(my ex-husband) and and Marc Yager woken up at 6am, escorted to the
lake (at St. Hill Manor) and thrown in.

This was done daily for about 10 days. In England in November it is very very cold.

The fact that the temperature was already only above freezing and that
they could not fight back or receive more draconian punishments is of
note.

Marc Headley wrote in his book "Blown for Good" that
Miscavige ordered Marc Yager to be run over with a car and it was being
complied with. Marc Yager fled in fear and fell over a log and broke
his ankle. The car did not run him over. Miscavige told Marc if he ever tried to flee again he would be tracked down and destroyed UTTERLY.

INT Base is truly a chamber of horrors. Make no
mistake about Miscavige with his perfectly coiffed hair and his perfect
tuxedos, getting standing ovations from a perfectly duped crowd.

Miscavige RUNS the length and breath of Scientology.

Marc Yager back in the day
Marc.Yager.jpg


Marc Yager after 35 years of Miscavige attacks
MarcYager.jpg
 

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Marc Yager ~~ 45 year Sea Org member, on Apollo at 9 years old.
Marc Yager obediently showing up in Tel Aviv executing Miscavige orders in the Dani Lemberger law suit, faithfully obeying Miscavige. <sigh>
Here is more on Marc Yager.
Mat Pesch did a post above on Yager on the Bunker which made me want to tell more:
Marc Yager is one of the Top 10 most abused by Miscavige at Int Base.
It started off with Miscavige repeatedly hurling insults with Anti-semetic slurs "Jew Boy": etc.

The the abuse turned more and more VIOLENT.
Miscavige ordered Marc Yager (CSI's highest ranking member) to the "swamp" .
He was required to build a bamboo cage for him self and then he lived in isolation for 2 years under security watch.

Some years ago in the middle on November (this is freezing in England, Bob
was ordered him to have Guillaume Lesevre, Mike Rinder, Heber Jentzsch
(my ex-husband) and and Marc Yager woken up at 6am, escorted to the
lake (at St. Hill Manor) and thrown in.

This was done daily for about 10 days. In England in November it is very very cold.

The fact that the temperature was already only above freezing and that
they could not fight back or receive more draconian punishments is of
note.

Marc Headley wrote in his book "Blown for Good" that
Miscavige ordered Marc Yager to be run over with a car and it was being
complied with. Marc Yager fled in fear and fell over a log and broke
his ankle. The car did not run him over. Miscavige told Marc if he ever tried to flee again he would be tracked down and destroyed UTTERLY.

INT Base is truly a chamber of horrors. Make no
mistake about Miscavige with his perfectly coiffed hair and his perfect
tuxedos, getting standing ovations from a perfectly duped crowd.

Miscavige RUNS the length and breath of Scientology.

Marc Yager back in the day
Marc.Yager.jpg


Marc Yager after 35 years of Miscavige attacks
MarcYager.jpg
Mat Pesch posted today on Tony Ortega's Bunker:

"Probably no one has endured more physical and mental abuse from Miscavige than Marc Yager. He started on the Apollo as a child, as a Sea Org member. Forced by Miscavige to divorce his wife (who reportedly had 3 abortions). Made to build a cage for himself in the area known as "the swamp" near the Old Gilman House. He lived in the cage by himself for months. As the Security Chief at the time (Gary Moorehead) has reported, Miscavige regularly visited Marc, made him stand at attention and then punched him in the stomach. There are many, many, many eye witness accounts of Miscavige beating up Marc and doing things to him to break him down mentally. Miscavige even had Marc's head saved at a large meeting of other execs. Marc also spent years in "The Hole". This guy has been brain washed for decades in a way that would make North Korea jealous. Now he is Miscavige's trained monkey used to represent the reputation of Scientology is Isreal. Marc is a caring, mild, intelligent person. His story is sad to the extreme. It is basically a story of a young boy being a victim of human trafficking at the hands of a vicious cult."
:bigcry:

This is so sad.

I think Miscavige is beating someone right now and getting away with it.

How many people have to come forward with stories of abuse before the authorities stop it? Un - Fucking - Believable!

Miscavige's hobby is - beating people - and he won't stop until he is locked up.

It is really stupid that the police have NOT done something.

My bet - David Miscavige has probably killed people and hidden their bodies. He sure can get away with abuse with no accountability.
 

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Another lucid and incisive write up HH.

I knew it would be good. It wasn't lost that Unit 731 is the infamous wartime human experiment unit of Korea. Genius.



Whoa, I wish I was that smart! LOL. Can't take credit for the number 731, it was just a completely random selection. Thanks for posting that fascinating fact, I never heard of that before! Cool!

I have a very weird and sometimes wonderful relationship with numbers. I don't know if it means something or if I am just the observer of some rather quirky and entertaining coincidences. I'll give one little story to illustrate.

Once I got a long distance phone call from a close friend who had purchased a (used) high-end Halliburton briefcase. The problem was that the 3-number combination was missing that the party they bought it from returned to their overseas home, with no contact information.

In any case, my good friend asked me if I could help them with the combination. I am not making this up. LOL. Perhaps my alleged "powers" with numbers had been hyped and this was an impossible situation because I certainly couldn't GUESS the combination. I told them that usually the thing that happened with numbers just happened randomly and only occasionally--typically where I would just "know" a date or a number (exactly) before someone said it. I know, it's weird, but it happened a fair number of times and the accuracy was inexplicable to me. It sure seemed like there was something to it, but I don't have any idea what that would be.

So, I told my friend that I didn't have the ability to just do it whenever I wanted. If I had, I would have played the lottery, lol. They persisted and asked me to TRY to get the combination for them.

So, I thought "why not give it a try". I thought for a bit and then guessed my 3 number combination. They tried it. No luck. Well, at least I tried.

End of story. Disappointing, right?






ps: A moment before I got off the phone with them, I had the feeling that maybe one of the numbers was just one digit off. So I said to my friend. Why don't you try flipping the third number up one digit (e.g. from "6" up to "7"). Um.........the case opened! That was the actual combination. True story. Please stand and applaud Ron's photo, or whatever or some junk......lol
 
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Marc Yager ~~ 45 year Sea Org member, on Apollo at 9 years old.
Marc Yager obediently showing up in Tel Aviv executing Miscavige orders in the Dani Lemberger law suit, faithfully obeying Miscavige. <sigh>
Here is more on Marc Yager.
Mat Pesch did a post above on Yager on the Bunker which made me want to tell more:
Marc Yager is one of the Top 10 most abused by Miscavige at Int Base.
It started off with Miscavige repeatedly hurling insults with Anti-semetic slurs "Jew Boy": etc.

The the abuse turned more and more VIOLENT.
Miscavige ordered Marc Yager (CSI's highest ranking member) to the "swamp" .
He was required to build a bamboo cage for him self and then he lived in isolation for 2 years under security watch.

Some years ago in the middle on November (this is freezing in England, Bob
was ordered him to have Guillaume Lesevre, Mike Rinder, Heber Jentzsch
(my ex-husband) and and Marc Yager woken up at 6am, escorted to the
lake (at St. Hill Manor) and thrown in.

This was done daily for about 10 days. In England in November it is very very cold.

The fact that the temperature was already only above freezing and that
they could not fight back or receive more draconian punishments is of
note.

Marc Headley wrote in his book "Blown for Good" that
Miscavige ordered Marc Yager to be run over with a car and it was being
complied with. Marc Yager fled in fear and fell over a log and broke
his ankle. The car did not run him over. Miscavige told Marc if he ever tried to flee again he would be tracked down and destroyed UTTERLY.

INT Base is truly a chamber of horrors. Make no
mistake about Miscavige with his perfectly coiffed hair and his perfect
tuxedos, getting standing ovations from a perfectly duped crowd.

Miscavige RUNS the length and breath of Scientology.

Marc Yager back in the day
Marc.Yager.jpg


Marc Yager after 35 years of Miscavige attacks
MarcYager.jpg

Another appalling and sad story of the ruination of kind souls. the evil is unfathomable.:omg::bigcry:.
 

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Whoa, I wish I was that smart! LOL. Can't take credit for the number 731, it was just a completely random selection. Thanks for posting that fascinating fact, I never heard of that before! Cool!

I have a very weird and sometimes wonderful relationship with numbers. I don't know if it means something or if I am just the observer of some rather quirky and entertaining coincidences. I'll give one little story to illustrate.

Once I got a long distance phone call from a close friend who had purchased a (used) high-end Halliburton briefcase. The problem was that the 3-number combination was missing that the party they bought it from returned to their overseas home, with no contact information.

In any case, my good friend asked me if I could help them with the combination. I am not making this up. LOL. Perhaps my alleged "powers" with numbers had been hyped and this was an impossible situation because I certainly couldn't GUESS the combination. I told them that usually the thing that happened with numbers just happened randomly and only occasionally--typically where I would just "know" a date or a number (exactly) before someone said it. I know, it's weird, but it happened a fair number of times and the accuracy was inexplicable to me. It sure seemed like there was something to it, but I don't have any idea what that would be.

So, I told my friend that I didn't have the ability to just do it whenever I wanted. If I had, I would have played the lottery, lol. They persisted and asked me to TRY to get the combination for them.

So, I thought "why not give it a try". I thought for a bit and then guessed my 3 number combination. They tried it. No luck. Well, at least I tried.

End of story. Disappointing, right?






ps: A moment before I got off the phone with them, I had the feeling that maybe one of the numbers was just one digit off. So I said to my friend. Why don't you try flipping the third number up one digit (e.g. from "6" up to "7"). Um.........the case opened! That was the actual combination. True story. Please stand and applaud Ron's photo, or whatever or some junk......lol
Pretty cool. Human beings have all sorts of talents and skills $cientology takes credit for. I must say though....OMG HH - I think you are a past life Oat Tea. Let's stand up and face the man burning the L Ron Hubbard shit in the garbage can...and give him three - "Hip Hip HH"! :wink2: VWD Sir! Salute! LOL
 

Jump

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Pretty cool. Human beings have all sorts of talents and skills $cientology takes credit for. I must say though....OMG HH - I think you are a past life Oat Tea. Let's stand up and face the man burning the L Ron Hubbard shit in the garbage can...and give him three - "Hip Hip HH"! :wink2: VWD Sir! Salute! LOL


I'll make a nice hot cup of oat tea to throw on the bonfire if it gets out of hand. If nothing else, it it will add a nice touch to my writeup of the OT Win Combination Story " And after the massive postulate of the three-digit combination being guessed in that one of one thousand times ... my space got bigger .. found a parking space ..... and then a huge urban conflagration did not occur."

WINNING
 
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Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
After reading "OT VIII is Lame", Mike Rinder's latest blog post, I wondered why no OT VIII completions have written a history book? OT VIII promises to handle our amnesia on the whole track, going back trillions or quadrillions of years.

Hubbard wrote "The History of Man" early on, way before the OT levels were released. Why hasn't he or anyone else written any updated history books since then?

Why have no OT VIII completions patented any amazing technology from earlier on the track after overcoming amnesia?

When reading the "Success Stories" coming from OT VIII's (such as the ones in Mike's post) it's pretty obvious why these books haven't been written.

The same reason more OT VIII's have left Scientology then are still in.

And the same reason that "L's" completions never got the promised ability to be "exterior at will with full perceptions".

Personally, I know very little about my last 100 trillion years. But I do know something. I know about one of the greatest con artists during that time period.
 

Jump

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That got me thinking of all the books waiting to be written.

Maybe something racy - A Summer Spawning by BooHoo the clam

Subtitled - How I Got Distracted When I Was Supposed To Be Burying That Treasure Youse Were All Looking For (Whoops!)

Oh the wasted possibilities ...


 

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After reading "OT VIII is Lame", Mike Rinder's latest blog post, I wondered why no OT VIII completions have written a history book? OT VIII promises to handle our amnesia on the whole track, going back trillions or quadrillions of years.

Hubbard wrote "The History of Man" early on, way before the OT levels were released. Why hasn't he or anyone else written any updated history books since then?

Why have no OT VIII completions patented any amazing technology from earlier on the track after overcoming amnesia?

When reading the "Success Stories" coming from OT VIII's (such as the ones in Mike's post) it's pretty obvious why these books haven't been written.

The same reason more OT VIII's have left Scientology then are still in.


And the same reason that "L's" completions never got the promised ability to be "exterior at will with full perceptions".

Personally, I know very little about my last 100 trillion years. But I do know something. I know about one of the greatest con artists during that time period.


I suspect that persons who have legitimately attained the state of OT would disagree with you.

Perhaps you didn't notice this post by an OT VIII:


Originally Posted by Billy Blowdown

Dear Type4_PTS

I am extremely disappointed by your hateful any bigoted post, which reveals your embarrassing lack of understanding of how Dr. Hubbard's technology works. The answers to all your criticisms are quite simple and obvious, to wit:

* Your absurd claim that "L" completions do not go stably exterior. Ridiculous! LOL. I can debunk that right now in 3 seconds--and even prove the point by giving it to you in writing!


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It would be painfully obvious to anyone who had done Dr. Hubbard's "Data Series Evaluators Course" that what you said is full of outpoints and illogic. Ron was there! Ron was an eyewitness! Were you ever there on the Apollo? Unless you yourself had the Ls and were C/Sed by Ron, you can't possibly know what you are nattering about. Because if you had received LRH C/Sing on the Ls, you would have obviously gone stably exterior--per LRH. (Case handled! Case closed!)

* Your ludicrous claim that OT VIIIs have not overcome wholetrack amnesia, after which they would have successfully revealed and patented miraculous space-opera technology that is thousands of years more advanced than homo sapiens' feeble low-tech machines. Well, that is so easy to disprove that it hardly merits an answer. All one would need to do is go into any bookstore or library in the world and pick up a copy of Dr. Hubbard's 1950 book Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health. Turn to any chapter and you will see that LRH talks extensively about the mind being exactly like a "computer". After a half-century of com lag, wogs on this planet finally began to catch up a little. Now, in 2017, just look around you! More than 3.5 billion people on this planet now have computers and access to the internet! Stick to the facts! Talking about inventing computers--Dianetics was written 5 years before Bill Gates was even born!​

And don't even try to give me that stupid SP comeback that LRH never predicted the Internet--or he would have known that all Scientology's upper level secrets and Fair Game crimes would have been exposed. Ron had that one covered totally, too, using sublimely advanced whole track technology. Where the hell do you think HeadCams came from?

ML,

Billy Blowdown
OT VIII
MY MOTTO: "Always winning! Always F/Ning! Always blowing down!"
 

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Top 100 Stupid "STABLE DATUMS" in Scientology

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Cross-posted from another thread discussing Dr. Hubbard's infallible scripture about "speed of particle flow" and "power".

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If "Speed of Particle Flow Alone Determines Power", then why is the world's #1 speediest animal on the list of endangered species the past 50 years--almost nearing extinction?!


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The Peregrine Falcon is capable of reaching speeds up to 200 mph while making a downwards dive.

Scientologists are not yet able to move their bodies quite that fast; nonetheless, they have been extraordinarily successful at making other items dive downwards at breathtaking speeds--such as their membership statistics.
 

lotus

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Re: Top 100 Stupid "STABLE DATUMS" in Scientology

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Cross-posted from another thread discussing Dr. Hubbard's infallible scripture about "speed of particle flow" and "power".

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If "Speed of Particle Flow Alone Determines Power", then why is the world's #1 speediest animal on the list of endangered species the past 50 years--almost nearing extinction?!


Scientologists are not yet able to move their bodies quite that fast; nonetheless, they have been extraordinarily successful at making other items dive downwards at breathtaking speeds--such as their membership statistics.​


I've known of a $cientologist who was a true believer of ''speed of particules'' and ''randomity'' both, in his mind, determines power.

A decades later..after he had gone through his traumatising experiences within the cult...he could barely spend an hour still, was unable to relax and put his mind to calm down...He needed to create, a lot of randomity...It seems one of the most difficult task for him to just be quiet and still a few minutes..he had to learn it, with help of dear ones. A long process though for such a simple basic thing humans are supposed to be able to do for resting a little. I too had a long time like that!

Lotus cult:

''speed of particule flow alone determine stupidity ''


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The average turtle "runs" about 3 to 4 miles per hour. They walk at a rate of a little over 1 mile per hour. Turtles lives long life !
 

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Top 100 Stupid PROMO PIECES in Scientology

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Re-posted from Mike Rinder's THURSDAY BLOG, which always has an entertaining and funny mix of of flamboyantly "uptone" and "winning" Scn promo pieces that are truly cringeworthy.

Mike's comments introducing each always highlights the absurd irony of delusional OT losers pretending to be saving "this planet".

There are so many funny and ironic ones to chose from each week, but here's an example in today's postings.

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400,000 miles

Do they think it’s cute to say miles instead of dollars? Like it doesn’t sound crass or something? And just so you guys know, $400Gs isn’t even 5% of what you need.


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One of the things that struck me about Scientologists using the thinly veiled code words like "miles" to hide the actual nature of their transactions (rather than "Give us 500 thousand dollars sucker!!") is this; the only other businesses that advertise with such blatant subterfuge are low-life predatory scammers out to take all your money--without the slightest twinge of conscience about what happens to you after that, such as:

* DRUG DEALERS: They speak/write in code language, attempting to throw off law enforcement, using the term "roses" for amphetamines. Example: A DEA-tapped phone call where the Drug Dealer calls up his Supplier and orders "...a kilo of roses".

* WHORES: They also advertise in newspapers and online throughout the USA, using the super-secret code word roses instead of dollars--in the sadly mistaken belief that law enforcement can't bust them because they didn't say the word 'dollars' when asking for the John's money. ("Hey, I only asked him to bring me 200 roses, because I am a romantic kind of (girl/pimp)!"​


Scientology products & promo fit right in with their fellow "humanitarians" (above)--who are likewise pedaling DELUSION (drug-induced vs. the delusion of being a god-like OT); and soliciting folks' hard-earned money to get royally FUCKED (by whores or by "going up the Bridge to Total Freedom").

At least with drug dealers and hookers, you get a product for your money-- instead of a "completion certificate" that merely claims you got a product! LOL
 
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Is thinking this infamous internet meme is hilarious an "evil purpose" that I need to audit out?


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Until I am duly informed that I need to handle my reactive mind's laughter at the above, I feel diabolically compelled to compound the overt by updating it (below). . .


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Top 100 Stupid LIES in Scientology

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Hubbard's, Miscavige's and Scientology's incessant LYING about just about everything is a very fascinating phenomena.

Aside from the sociopathic and frequently criminal nature of their LYING, there is something more profoundly revealing when they, for example, even their celebrities, like Kirstie Alley blatantly LIE about having "....ten million members".

-- It goes beyond the immorality of lying as a PR stratagem.

-- It is something even beyond mental illness.

-- And, surprisingly, it even transcends the diabolically effective propaganda technique known as
"THE BIG LIE".​

Yes, any one (or all three) of those "reasons" could somewhat explain why Scientologists lie so often, easily, fluidly and 'without remorse'.

One could almost observe that Scientologists "religiously" lie; and that would be true both literally and figuratively--for these reasons:

LYING IS RELIGOUS SCRIPTURE IN SCIENTOLOGY.

LYING IS PRACTICED AND DRILLED IN SCIENTOLOGY (e.g. TR-L)

LYING IS AN ESSENTIAL PART
OF SCIENTOLOGY "TECH"

LYING IS AT THE CORE OF THE BRIDGE TO
TOTAL FREEDOM IN ALL THE SECTIONS
FROM OT I THROUGH OT VIII AND BEYOND--
BECAUSE AN OT HAS MASTERED POSTULATES.

AND SCIENTOLOGY POSTULATES (WHETHER
TONE 40 OR OTHERWISE
) ARE ALWAYS
LIES THAT A OT SENDS FORTH INTO
THE WORLD IN THE BLIND FAITH
HOPE AND BELIEF THAT IN DOING
SO THEY WILL HAPPEN



That last one is the ultimate secret of Scientology's chronic and absurdly ludicrous lying--even when nobody believes it. And even when the rest of the world is laughing in Scientology's face because of those obvious (and pathetic) lies.

Becoming OT (i.e. God) requires the ability to postulate. And postulates work (theoretically) by first stating/intending your wish; and then waiting for it to come true. Postulates are, therefore, a kind of invisible and portable Aladdin's lamp that Scientologists carry around with them, and one of Hubbard's "scientific" discoveries is that it's not just 3 wishes you get--you are entitled to as many wishes as you want, forever!

Free wishes for eternity! What's not to like?

Ergo, when slow-cogniter Kirstie Alley goes on TV and Radio blithely asserting Scientology's "10,000,000" members--she is postulating! It's a religious ritual and rite, an incantation to conjure up and/or invoke the invisible theta universe to respond to that deeply held wish--so that it will become true.

Based on the frequency of lies spewing forth from Scientology and Scientologists, one may safely conclude that they are extremely religious people!


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Operating DB

Truman Show Dropout
If I'm doing my math right, even if there were 12 million scientologists and the current population of Earth is c. 7,515,284,153 and 12,000,000 divided by 7,515,284153 = .15968% or a 15th of one percent or a mere 1.59 persons per 1000 people would supposedly be a scientologist. That is nothing to brag about. If the actual number of scientologists on this planet is the 25,000 to 40,000 estimate I'm not even going to bother doing the math since the small percentage would be so laughable my reactive brain might explode from line charging too hard.
 
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phenomanon

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Re: Top 100 Stupid PROMO PIECES in Scientology

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Re-posted from Mike Rinder's THURSDAY BLOG, which always has an entertaining and funny mix of of flamboyantly "uptone" and "winning" Scn promo pieces that are truly cringeworthy.

Mike's comments introducing each always highlights the absurd irony of delusional OT losers pretending to be saving "this planet".

There are so many funny and ironic ones to chose from each week, but here's an example in today's postings.

----





One of the things that struck me about Scientologists using the thinly veiled code words like "miles" to hide the actual nature of their transactions (rather than "Give us 500 thousand dollars sucker!!") is this; the only other businesses that advertise with such blatant subterfuge are low-life predatory scammers out to take all your money--without the slightest twinge of conscience about what happens to you after that, such as:

* DRUG DEALERS: They speak/write in code language, attempting to throw off law enforcement, using the term "roses" for amphetamines. Example: A DEA-tapped phone call where the Drug Dealer calls up his Supplier and orders "...a kilo of roses".

* WHORES: They also advertise in newspapers and online throughout the USA, using the super-secret code word roses instead of dollars--in the sadly mistaken belief that law enforcement can't bust them because they didn't say the word 'dollars' when asking for the John's money. ("Hey, I only asked him to bring me 200 roses, because I am a romantic kind of (girl/pimp)!"​


Scientology products & promo fit right in with their fellow "humanitarians" (above)--who are likewise pedaling DELUSION (drug-induced vs. the delusion of being a god-like OT); and soliciting folks' hard-earned money to get royally FUCKED (by whores or by "going up the Bridge to Total Freedom").

At least with drug dealers and hookers, you get a product for your money-- instead of a "completion certificate" that merely claims you got a product! LOL


They don't even say "move up the Bridge" anymore. Now it is "move up in status".
 

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If I'm doing my math right, even if there were 12 million scientologists and the current population of Earth is c. 7,515,284,153 and 12,000,000 divided by 7,515,284153 = .15968% or a 15th of one percent or a mere 1.59 persons per 1000 people would supposedly be a scientologist. That is nothing to brag about. If the actual number of scientologists on this planet is the 25,000 to 40,000 I'm not even going to bother doing the math since the small percentage would be so laughable my reactive brain might explode from line charging too hard.



LOL

Dying to do the math on that one!

Hypothetically, 40,000 active Scientolologists.

7.5 billion people "on this planet"

0.0000053333333

Appx 5 persons per one million.

After 67 years of unprecedented flourishing and prospering, I get the sense that Scn might have an outpoint somewhere. LOL
 

Anonycat

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LOL

Dying to do the math on that one!
Hypothetically, 40,000 active Scientolologists.

7.5 billion people "on this planet"

0.0000053333333

Appx 5 persons per one million.

After 67 years of unprecedented flourishing and prospering, I get the sense that Scn might have an outpoint somewhere. LOL

Okay -- so after 67 years spent getting 40,000 people participating, how long would it take to get everyone participating? Take into account that 353,000 babies are born every day! ;)
 

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Okay -- so after 67 years spent getting 40,000 people participating, how long would it take to get everyone participating? Take into account that 353,000 babies are born every day! ;)

Excellent point!

The solution seems obvious if we only apply Dr. Hubbard's technology. . .

SOLUTION: Issue Non-Enturbulation Orders on anyone on Earth having sex (for "OUT 2D")--because if anyone gets pregnant, it puts CI on planetary clearing.
 

JackStraw

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But, but, but...they kill off the ones that would otherwise be born into scn!!! (forced abortions):duh::clap:

Jack
 
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