Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology PART 4

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Based on the HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION[sup]1[/sup] we have discovered the following contradictory corollaries:


THE OT OMNISCIENCE COROLLARY: Any Scientologist can be ordered to do any task and is expected to "make it go right" despite not having any training or experience in the subject. When they goof it up and attempt to justice the "overt", it is harshly dealt with as a criminal act. Because Hubbard states that: "A BEING KNOWS EVERYTHING!" (and has done everything before). [Example: A high school dropout who joined the Sea Org a few weeks previously is suddenly commanding a Sea Org ship on the high seas in hurricane conditions. When the ship hits the rocks the "captain" is summarily fired, declared an SP, disconnected and sent a freeloader bill for $245,000 dollars to cover the repairs. Because "the being knows everything".]​

THE DB ANTI-OMNISCIENCE COROLLARY: Any Scientologist must never be allowed to do any task until they are fully trained in the subject at great length and expense. Staff members who have driven a car for decades are not allowed to drive a car until they complete the "OKAY TO DRIVE A CAR COURSE". PhDs, physicists and others with advanced academic degrees are not allowed to study a single word of Scientology until they have paid for a "STUDENT HAT" course and paid for "METHOD ONE AUDITING" and the PRIMARY RUNDOWN and the KEY TO LIFE COURSE. Nobody is even allowed to look up a word in a dictionary without clearing ALL of the definitions, because "NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING!"​




[sup]1[/sup]Hubbard Law of Commotion: For each policy and piece of tech in Scientology, there an equal and opposite policy and piece of tech.
 

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Just a technical SCN detail:

Student Hat alone does not require Method 1 auditing.
However, Super Literate is Method 1 auditing followed by fast-flow Student Hat.
(BTW, my Method 1 auditor was Rene Ansert at the Riverside Mission.)

Just my 2 cents comment.
Carry on...
 

guanoloco

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Based on the HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION[sup]1[/sup] we have discovered the following contradictory corollaries:


THE OT OMNISCIENCE COROLLARY: Any Scientologist can be ordered to do any task and is expected to "make it go right" despite not having any training or experience in the subject. When they goof it up and attempt to justice the "overt", it is harshly dealt with as a criminal act. Because Hubbard states that: "A BEING KNOWS EVERYTHING!" (and has done everything before). [Example: A high school dropout who joined the Sea Org a few weeks previously is suddenly commanding a Sea Org ship on the high seas in hurricane conditions. When the ship hits the rocks the "captain" is summarily fired, declared an SP, disconnected and sent a freeloader bill for $245,000 dollars to cover the repairs. Because "the being knows everything".]

THE DB ANTI-OMNISCIENCE COROLLARY: Any Scientologist must never be allowed to do any task until they are fully trained in the subject at great length and expense. Staff members who have driven a car for decades are not allowed to drive a car until they complete the "OKAY TO DRIVE A CAR COURSE". PhDs, physicists and others with advanced academic degrees are not allowed to study a single word of Scientology until they have paid for a "STUDENT HAT" course and paid for "METHOD ONE AUDITING" and the PRIMARY RUNDOWN and the KEY TO LIFE COURSE. Nobody is even allowed to look up a word in a dictionary without clearing ALL of the definitions, because "NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING!"​




[sup]1[/sup]Hubbard Law of Commotion: For each policy and piece of tech in Scientology, there an equal and opposite policy and piece of tech.


What I like is that "the being knows" and there's knowingness and the know to mystery scale...but when Mary Sue gets busted for infiltrating the IRS ( an entity that Hubbard wrote about, lectured about and put into his Xenu story while Mary Sue said nothing about it nor wrote about it) he didn't know anything.
 

JustSheila

Crusader
What I like is that "the being knows" and there's knowingness and the know to mystery scale...but when Mary Sue gets busted for infiltrating the IRS ( an entity that Hubbard wrote about, lectured about and put into his Xenu story while Mary Sue said nothing about it nor wrote about it) he didn't know anything.
They never know anything. OTs that can travel out of body but have no idea their investments are about to take a nose dive, the OT they lent money is declaring bankruptcy, their kids are suffering from depression and the FBI is about to send them to jail.

No idea at all!:confused:
 

guanoloco

As-Wased
They never know anything. OTs that can travel out of body but have no idea their investments are about to take a nose dive, the OT they lent money is declaring bankruptcy, their kids are suffering from depression and the FBI is about to send them to jail.

No idea at all!:confused:

Yeah, that's the public.

I'm saying it's kind of iRONic that Hubbard vilified the IRS while his wife did what he did...then, when she's busted for infiltrating the IRS where the only "being" that had anything to gain from this, Ron the Con, he, being the OT of OTs and being the Second Dynamic and all that, didn't know anything about this.

Amazing!
 

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Yeah, that's the public.

I'm saying it's kind of iRONic that Hubbard vilified the IRS while his wife did what he did...then, when she's busted for infiltrating the IRS where the only "being" that had anything to gain from this, Ron the Con, he, being the OT of OTs and being the Second Dynamic and all that, didn't know anything about this.

Amazing!
Ron's only OT ability, something he WAS successful at all his life was, when the shit was about to hit the fan, boy howdy that dude could run and hide! He had the skills!

Jack
 

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This brought up a realization I had when I was in.

COB did the dog and pony show about LRH dropping his body because it impeded the upper levels or something to that effect. He went off to Target Two to clear that planet and further his research.

What that means is you will reach a point in Scientology where your body is an impediment to the upper levels

Scientology is sort of a science of suicide. We were trained to tell people if you leave Scientology you will be a drug addict and die. I can't tell you the number of people I saw do exactly that.

What I have learned since I am out is that is a subliminal suggestion and an implant.

The few people that came into Scientology when I was on staff were looking for help. Either drug addiction, alcohol addiction etc.

They could not take the slave labor insanity of staff and had no money for "services".
They leave. We were trained to say something like that to them. Those words seeped into their subconscious. I saw a few people do exactly that. Some died fast and others went on a spiral down.

I think in Scientology it is an insidious covert death implant.
You will reach a level where you will off yourself so you too can have 72 virgins? Oh wait, that is a different cult. Lol. According to COB, you will be able to experience the Upper Levels. Upper Levels of what?

I cringe as I think about other stupid stuff that was taught in Scientology that people blindly believe. I am so happy I did not do that much of the Bridge.

I know people who did the L's and then filed bankruptcy after losing homes to foreclosure. Then, they took full responsibility for the financial ruin, just like LRH intended. They had just gotten back from months and months of Technical Perfection at Flag. The Bridge and the L's. The new life this dude experienced was a financial free fall. Total devastation.

Now he is out, far away, hiding under the radar staying far away pretending to still be in due to family connections. He is in doubt.

Another guy went to Flag and came back with cancer. He is dead.

Another woman went to Flag to train and came back with cancer. She is dead.

An OT 8 - dead at 57. Another OT 8 - dead - she was in her 60's.

Scientology has 65 years of selling a bridge. Where does it take a person really? Death.

Scientology negates everything being normal and human. I hate it when I hear people say - "I am a spiritual being having a human experience"

We are human beings with the hopes that there is something spiritual about our existence.

COB also says LRH went off to another planet

Why?

I would have to give LRH a big ole FLUNK for the lack of clearing he did on this planet.

Let that sink in OSA and Lurkers. Let that sink in.
I would like to point out that what LRH did is true. You have to drop the body in order to move on to higher levels.

The reason for this should be obvious. Once someone reaches the upper levels, they can no longer tolerate the pain and mental anguish of moving up the Bridge; the body and mind can only take so much.

Therefore in order to go higher, and to be able to tolerate pain and mental anguish beyond the bodies ability to absorb it, you must drop your body because it can't take it anymore.

The top of the Tone Scale was a typo. The top of the Tone Scale is No, not Know because once you acquire this Tone, you are No More which is really Serenity of Nothingness. There is no more money, you have no more friends (disconnection), you have no more family (disconnection), you need no more auditing (money gone). You are now at Serenity of Nothingness.
 

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I would like to point out that what LRH did is true. You have to drop the body in order to move on to higher levels.

The reason for this should be obvious. Once someone reaches the upper levels, they can no longer tolerate the pain and mental anguish of moving up the Bridge; the body and mind can only take so much.

Therefore in order to go higher, and to be able to tolerate pain and mental anguish beyond the bodies ability to absorb it, you must drop your body because it can't take it anymore.

The top of the Tone Scale was a typo. The top of the Tone Scale is No, not Know because once you acquire this Tone, you are No More which is really Serenity of Nothingness. There is no more money, you have no more friends (disconnection), you have no more family (disconnection), you need no more auditing (money gone). You are now at Serenity of Nothingness.
Oh, my first thought when when I read "No" at the top of the Tone scale that that was a person's response to Hubbard and his Bridge (TM). NO! No more of this bullshit! NO! No more wasting my time and money! No more insanity! NO.NO.NO!!! I'm outta here!

"No" is the highest level of awareness attainable in scientology.
 

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Oh, my first thought when when I read "No" at the top of the Tone scale that that was a person's response to Hubbard and his Bridge (TM). NO! No more of this bullshit! NO! No more wasting my time and money! No more insanity! NO.NO.NO!!! I'm outta here!

"No" is the highest level of awareness attainable in scientology.
That's the Mystery of the No to Mystery Scale, why didn't I say No?
 

JustSheila

Crusader
Oh, my first thought when when I read "No" at the top of the Tone scale that that was a person's response to Hubbard and his Bridge (TM). NO! No more of this bullshit! NO! No more wasting my time and money! No more insanity! NO.NO.NO!!! I'm outta here!

"No" is the highest level of awareness attainable in scientology.
Operating DB! :bighug::fromme:
 

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SCIENTOLOGY MYTHED-WITHHOLD # 3,093: "Scientology is the science of knowing-how-to-know"

FACT: Scientologist are not allowed to know what is in books, newspapers, videos and tv shows that report facts about Scientology and its infallible leader(s).
FACT: Scientologists are not allowed to know about Scientology by asking upper level Scientologists to demonstrate their miraculous Clear/OT powers.
FACT: Scientologists are not allowed to know that Scientology is both a ludicrous hoax and an avarciously vengeful and dangerous cult.


KSW KOAN DU JOUR: So, what then are the "knowing how to know" experts allowed to know?

ANSWER: Just this. That anyone asking what they "know" or what they can "do" is an evil SP who must be destroyed.

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JustSheila

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SCIENTOLOGY MYTHED-WITHHOLD # 3,093: "Scientology is the science of knowing-how-to-know"

FACT: Scientologist are not allowed to know what is in books, newspapers, videos and tv shows that report facts about Scientology and its infallible leader(s).
FACT: Scientologists are not allowed to know about Scientology by asking upper level Scientologists to demonstrate their miraculous Clear/OT powers.
FACT: Scientologists are not allowed to know that Scientology is both a ludicrous hoax and an avarciously vengeful and dangerous cult.


KSW KOAN DU JOUR: So, what then are the "knowing how to know" experts allowed to know?

ANSWER: Just this. That anyone asking what they "know" or what they can "do" is an evil SP who must be destroyed.

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ANSWER: They are allowed to know the address and phone number of the nearest cult of Scientology and how to give directions there. They are allowed to know the names of books by L Ron Hubbard and they are allowed to tell people to buy them at the nearest cult of Scientology.

They are not allowed to think about anyone's questions about Scientology. They are not allowed to come up with their own answers, because they have learned how to know, and when you know with certainty on this planet that you know how to know all there is to know in this sector of the universe, you know there are no more thoughts to be thunk. You are free from thinking because now you know how to know.

Too bad they don't know there's a real world outside Scientology.

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ANSWER: They are allowed to know the address and phone number of the nearest cult of Scientology and how to give directions there. They are allowed to know the names of books by L Ron Hubbard and they are allowed to tell people to buy them at the nearest cult of Scientology. They are not allowed to think about anyone's questions about Scientology. They are not allowed to come up with their own answers, because they have learned how to know, and when you know with certainty on this planet that you know how to know all there is to know in this sector of the universe, you know there are no more thoughts to be thunk. You are free from thinking because now you know how to know. Too bad they don't know there's a real world outside Scientology.
Good post!

Scientology has an unpublished book of "SACRED ACCEPTABLE THOUGHTS & ORIGINATIONS", and Scientologists have "total freedom" to think or say anything from that book. It is a "crime" to think/say anything that is not "standard" (listed in the book).

example: You cannot have a new ability gained or cognition (even with a floating TA and VVGIs) that is not found in the standard book of wins & cogs. You can say things like "My space feels calm" but you cannot have a cognition like: "I just realized that Scientology committed financial crimes, per Ron's policies, when they coerced me into borrowing many hundreds of thousands of dollars which led to my having my car repossessed and my house foreclosed on. That's when they sent me to ethics and assigned me a lower condition for "following illegal orders" and not applying KSW. Then they told me I had to make up the damage by donating money to Ideal Org program so that we could put $100,000 worth Italian marble in the bathrooms and thus make planetary clearing a reality. When I said I didn't have the money, they said they already got my credit card limits increased and that it was a suppressive act for a being to have stuck attention on MEST and that I needed to borrow the $100,000 and flow the money uplines to Source. I asked how me going bankrupt is flowing power uplines to Source when Source is dead and they immediately issued a Non-Enturbulation Order and increased my amends project to $150,000, plus assigned me a clay demo of Ron's discovery: "HOW NEEDING MEST MONEY IS WHAT KEEPS A BEING TRAPPED IN THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE"
 
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SCIENTOLOGY FALSE DATA STRIPPING
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When the 100% workable study tech doesn't work and a Scientologist disagrees/disobeys with anything they are told to think/do, the solution is "False Data Stripping".

REASON: Because of the discovery that the infallible rule that "Disagreements are always caused by a misunderstood word" is not true. However, rather than admit to Scientologists that any of their thought crimes (disagreeing) might not stem from an "MU", cult management simply announces another monumental breakthough and cause for celebration. It would have been very dangerous indeed for cult dictators to allow any true believer to realize that Dr. Hubbard is not 100% perfect in all his thoughts and understandings and knowingness-es about life in this universe. They might then feel a little freedom to question other sacred scripture and nobody is ever permitted under any circumstances to feel a little freedom---they are only permitted to feel "total freedom".

HOW FALSE DATA STRIPPING WORKS: When a Scientologist has a thought that in any remote way is at variance with Scientology scripture, they are immediately beset upon by fierce-eyed word clearers who have total certainty that they will "find the word" that threatening your eternity and the very life of every man, woman and child on this planet. When that fails, the indignant word-clearers know your "study case" is far worse than your tech estimated indicated, and they route you to the "CORRECTION DEPARTMENT" for the advanced "disagreement remedy" called "False Data Stripping". The False Data Stripper also has tone 40 certainty that you have been "implanted" with an incorrect "wog" notion, stable datum, idea or lie. When the implant is spotted the being (you) will instantly brighten up, jettison the off-source thought and replace it with the invariably true and perfectly correct datum as provided by the Founder and Source.
STUDENT
...but I still don't see why I have been taken off course for the past
three weeks for word clearing and now false data stripping---was it
simply because I didn't agree that the cure for lung cancer is not to
increase one's cigarette addiction up to three packs a day? Why?
Just because Ron smokes three packs or more a day? I mean,
if I was diagnosed with lung cancer I'd see a doctor.


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Aha! Where did you get that false data from?


STUDENT
What false data?


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
The false data to see a wog doctor when
the tech tells us how to handle lung cancer
standardly and not let medicos give us dangerous drugs.


STUDENT
But nicotine IS a dangerous drug.


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Aha! Another false datum. Where did you
get that false data from?


STUDENT
What are you talking about, it is a well known
scientific fact that chronic smoking can
lead to lung cancer.


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Aha! More false datums. Where are you
getting all these false datums?


STUDENT
From cancer specialists, cancer surgeons
and cancer researchers.


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Aha! Can you now see that you are being
implanted with false data by charlatans?


STUDENT
Charlatans? What? Who is the charlatan?


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Wogs who are pretending to know about
cancer, when LRH has done all the scientific
research and found the why & cure for it. When
exactly did they give you this false data?


STUDENT
Nobody implanted me with any false data.


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Then where did you get this false data? Somebody
must have implanted you with this false data.


STUDENT
No, nobody implanted me.


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
You are not answering my question. Refusal
to answer a standard auditing question can quickly
become an ethics matter where we have to send
you for an ethics investigation and sec check to
find your crimes. I'm going to ask you one last
time--who implanted you with all this
false data on cancer?


STUDENT
Nobody. I studied it myself. I am an oncologist.
Do you know the meaning of that word?


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Hey! We are here to handle your disagreement and get
rid of the false data that was implanted on your case.
You just need to let us help strip you of those implanted false
datums, so that we can install LRH's cancer cure true datums.


STUDENT
Install? Isn't that just Hubbard's euphemism for "implant"?


FALSE DATA STRIPPER
Uhhhh.....errrr. . .
Okay, who gave you the false data that Ron
was trying to--ummmmm, euthanize you?


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Scientology: The only game in the universe where everyone wins who has done a 3 day com course knows more about cancer than an oncologist who has saved lives for 3 decades.​
 
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Just a technical SCN detail:

Student Hat alone does not require Method 1 auditing.
However, Super Literate is Method 1 auditing followed by fast-flow Student Hat.
(BTW, my Method 1 auditor was Rene Ansert at the Riverside Mission.)

Just my 2 cents comment.
Carry on...
LOL, thanks, yes I know. I was an "expert" (LOL) in all those things, supervising courses, C/Sing etc. Depending on what snapshot one takes of Scientology at any given point in time, the pendulum can be found anywhere on either extremes.

To wit, nobody can do anything until they get M1 auditing! All people on all courses are immediately pulled off and put onto the Method One Co-Audit course, to twin until they have "FNed" the entire list of subjects. Then they must do the Student Hat (Primary Rundown Style) by looking up tens of thousands of words, and 3-300 definitions within each word. And use them in sentences, let's not forget about that, lest we lose our eternities on the 463rd definition the word "set"[sup]1 [/sup] by failing to make sentences on the 464th. Naturally, looking up words is hailed as the "missing piece of tech" that prevented real OTs from being made and it's now a simple task to clear the planet!

Alas, the pendulum doth swingeth, and at some other point in time there is an "unprecedented breakthrough" that will "make planetary clearing a reality"---which is that someone (it's always someone else besides the guru in charge) forced people to look up too many words and committed the technical degrade and "high crime" of dropping out the "FAST FLOW POLICY" (never correcting a flow until it slows/stops).

Later in time one sees Scientology reverting back to wordology with the KEY TO LIFE COURSE, when it is discovered that beings were not going Clear because nobody until now had invented oversized comic books that cost $5000 and contained "confidential" cartoons of people looking up words.

ktl_hd.jpg

Yes, that's right--the KTL book was "confidential" and nobody could see it without paying and buying their own copy. It was a "high crime" to look inside it or to try to avoid paying for it by borrowing the comic book of someone who had completed the course and had no further use of their mint-condition copy.

Yes, Scientology IS that insane. LOL

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[sup]1[/sup] “"Set" has 464 definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary. "Run" runs a distant second, with 396. Rounding out the top ten are "go" with 368, "take" with 343, "stand" with 334, "get" with 289, "turn" with 288, "put" with 268, "fall" with 264, and "strike" with 250.”
 

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As long as we are on the subject of Hubbard ordering the faithful to buy their own copy of the "confidential" KEY TO LIFE comic book, let's consider the question:

"JUST HOW GULLIBLE ARE SCIENTOLOGISTS ANYWAYS?"

There are many answers to that question. Here's one. . .

ANSWER: Gullible enough to spend tens of thousands of hours "clearing words" in their Scientology studies, to "keep Scientology working" at all costs. Gullible enough to believe that not clearing ONE (1) word can "crash" a person's entire life and deny them their "eternity". Scientologists believe with all their hearts & minds (and charge cards) that a simple word like "and" or "the" or "to" can destroy their life, if not properly, fully and standardly "cleared". They have no doubts or reservations about the "scientific" fact that a misunderstood word is the SOLE SOURCE & CAUSE OF:​
  • Failure to learn/understand anything​
  • Failure to be able to do anything.​
  • Failure to complete any cycle of action.​
  • Failure to keep one's ethics in resulting in committing overts.​
  • Failure to commit overts resulting in criticism and natter against anyone/anything.​
  • Failure to stop committing overts resulting in withholds.​
  • Failure to stop overts/withholds resulting in abandonment of one's goals and "blowing".​
  • Failure to prevent all of the above resulting in "no case gain" and the loss of one's eternity.​

SUMMARY: Scientology are the true "word nazis" on this planet, lol. You can be investigated, Com-Ev'd and declared an SP for not looking up words properly or insisting others do so (see HCOPL "Ethics & Word Clearing" for full list of "crimes" and "suppressive acts" associated with not using a dictionary the way Dr. Hubbard's sacred scripture mandates). Yet, in spite of their sheer fanaticism on the subject of "misunderstood words" and their chest pounding, decades-long braggadocio about their Christ-like purity on the sacred subject of clearing words, no Scientologist in the world has ever even cleared the 4th word in Scientology.

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WORD CLEARING ODDITY DU JOUR
The 4th published word in Scientology's 68 year history is
every single Scientologists' basic-basic misunderstood word---
And it is a "High Crime" and "Suppressive Act" to clear it.

DIANETICS THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH

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As long as we are on the subject of Hubbard ordering the faithful to buy their own copy of the "confidential" KEY TO LIFE comic book, let's consider the question:

"JUST HOW GULLIBLE ARE SCIENTOLOGISTS ANYWAYS?"

There are many answers to that question. Here's one. . .

ANSWER: Gullible enough to spend tens of thousands of hours "clearing words" in their Scientology studies, to "keep Scientology working" at all costs. Gullible enough to believe that not clearing ONE (1) word can "crash" a person's entire life and deny them their "eternity". Scientologists believe with all their hearts & minds (and charge cards) that a simple word like "and" or "the" or "to" can destroy their life, if not properly, fully and standardly "cleared". They have no doubts or reservations about the "scientific" fact that a misunderstood word is the SOLE SOURCE & CAUSE OF:​
  • Failure to learn/understand anything​
  • Failure to be able to do anything.​
  • Failure to complete any cycle of action.​
  • Failure to keep one's ethics in resulting in committing overts.​
  • Failure to commit overts resulting in criticism and natter against anyone/anything.​
  • Failure to stop committing overts resulting in withholds.​
  • Failure to stop overts/withholds resulting in abandonment of one's goals and "blowing".​
  • Failure to prevent all of the above resulting in "no case gain" and the loss of one's eternity.​

SUMMARY: Scientology are the true "word nazis" on this planet, lol. You can be investigated, Com-Ev'd and declared an SP for not looking up words properly or insisting others do so (see HCOPL "Ethics & Word Clearing" for full list of "crimes" and "suppressive acts" associated with not using a dictionary the way Dr. Hubbard's sacred scripture mandates). Yet, in spite of their sheer fanaticism on the subject of "misunderstood words" and their chest pounding, decades-long braggadocio about their Christ-like purity on the sacred subject of clearing words, no Scientologist in the world has ever even cleared the 4th word in Scientology.

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I actually know of one who did and was exhibiting erratic behavior before doing so. Word.:rock:
 

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LOL, thanks, yes I know. I was an "expert" (LOL) in all those things, supervising courses, C/Sing etc. Depending on what snapshot one takes of Scientology at any given point in time, the pendulum can be found anywhere on either extremes.

To wit, nobody can do anything until they get M1 auditing! All people on all courses are immediately pulled off and put onto the Method One Co-Audit course, to twin until they have "FNed" the entire list of subjects. Then they must do the Student Hat (Primary Rundown Style) by looking up tens of thousands of words, and 3-300 definitions within each word. And use them in sentences, let's not forget about that, lest we lose our eternities on the 463rd definition the word "set"[sup]1 [/sup] by failing to make sentences on the 464th. Naturally, looking up words is hailed as the "missing piece of tech" that prevented real OTs from being made and it's now a simple task to clear the planet!

Alas, the pendulum doth swingeth, and at some other point in time there is an "unprecedented breakthrough" that will "make planetary clearing a reality"---which is that someone (it's always someone else besides the guru in charge) forced people to look up too many words and committed the technical degrade and "high crime" of dropping out the "FAST FLOW POLICY" (never correcting a flow until it slows/stops).

Later in time one sees Scientology reverting back to wordology with the KEY TO LIFE COURSE, when it is discovered that beings were not going Clear because nobody until now had invented oversized comic books that cost $5000 and contained "confidential" cartoons of people looking up words.

ktl_hd.jpg

Yes, that's right--the KTL book was "confidential" and nobody could see it without paying and buying their own copy. It was a "high crime" to look inside it or to try to avoid paying for it by borrowing the comic book of someone who had completed the course and had no further use of their mint-condition copy.

Yes, Scientology IS that insane. LOL

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[sup]1[/sup] “"Set" has 464 definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary. "Run" runs a distant second, with 396. Rounding out the top ten are "go" with 368, "take" with 343, "stand" with 334, "get" with 289, "turn" with 288, "put" with 268, "fall" with 264, and "strike" with 250.”
My question is...

How striking are the differences between each of the 464 definitions? is 106 completely and entirely different from 344? Would you instantly notice the CORRECT definition?:read:
 

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I actually know of one who did and was exhibiting erratic behavior before doing so. Word.:rock:
LOL LOL LOL!

So...then....it....was.....Dr. Hubbard who invented the Hip-Hop expression "word"? Wow!

Did Ron also invent WORDS before the beginning of the time track? I am assuming this must be a scientific fact, because he is already on record (Guiness Book, in all likelihood) as the being who invented MUSIC. Logically, if he invented music, that would include lyrics--so it's more than obvious that LRH must have invented WORDS also.

Word!

Kindly now stand and face the wall photo of the mentally ill man in a naval costume. And repetitively chant on cue:

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

HIP HOP HOORAY!!!

HYP HYPE HYPOCRISY!!!

And for all those cult escapees out there in the audience who have kicked the KSW auditing habit...


THROW YOUR HANDS CANS IN THE AIR!
LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE!


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