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My question is...
How striking are the differences between each of the 464 definitions? is 106 completely and entirely different from 344? Would you instantly notice the CORRECT definition?
I am unable to give you verbal tech.
Wait, this is not verbal, I am typing.
Nonetheless, I am still unable to answer your question because I am bogged down on a word chain since October of last year. What happened was that I was listening to an LRH audio lecture where he talked about how he the most successful race car driver on the wholetrack. It seems that to slow him down SPs put nuclear bombs on the race track. I went blank when he said that nuclear bombs were exploded on a race track because that would annihilate all the cars, murder all the drivers and kill all the fans in the stands too. So how could there be more than one race? Doesn't make sense, I thought to myself.
Well! They then sent me to the WORD CLEARER and using an e-meter he scientifically determined that I must have had an MU on the word "Nuclear". Then word clearers said that "...all disagreements come from a misunderstood word". I said it was a "protest read" since it is beyond ridiculous that nuclear bombs are exploding during a car race, LOL. So, when I stopped laughing, I said: "You have GOT to be joking!!!"
That little comment got me a routing form to Ethics for joking and degrading Ron's wholetrack recall.
Anyways, they had me doing clay demos of all the definitions of the word "nuclear" which took 3 weeks. I still didn't get it.
So then they had me do clay demos of all the words within the definitions (328 words). Yes, that's 328 clay demos. To get passes on all of them it took me 17 weeks. But I still disagreed.
So, they made me pay for a STUDENT RESCUE RUNDOWN ($25,300) and began assessing "STUDY CORRECTION LISTS". Finally it read on "Missing Mass". So they ordered me to go to a nuclear plant and do the tour, in order to get a balance of mass and significance.
I protested that I didnt need to go on a tour of a nuclear facility because I already knew what a nuclear bomb was. They sent me back to ethics for "refusal to apply standard study tech" which is both a Suppressive Act and High Crime. That's when I said: "Seriously? I mean are you guys secretly filming me for an episode of Scientology's Funniest Home Videos?" The MAA just stared at me. So I asked: "Are you punking me?" That earned me a NON ENTURBULATION ORDER.
During my Com Ev, they demanded to know what made me think I knew more than L. Ron Hubbard, who is both a doctor and a nuclear physicist. I told them that Ron wasn't a doctor or a nuclear physicist, so they declared me an SP.
THE GOOD NEWS: In my DECLARE ORDER they left the door open a crack. In order to get back on the Bridge, all I need to do is publicly renounce and rebuke my doubts about Ron's wholetrack exploits as a race car driver. After my false-data stripping and several tech briefings, I came to understand that Ron was able to steer around nuclear explosions because as a Clear his reaction time was really fast! So now I am back on course and my student points for the 9 month correction cycle didn't even fit on my graph (1,423,972 points this week, because I was able to count all the things I completed in Qual).
MORE WINS: My graph was so "POWER" that they had to use 82 pieces of graph paper and it went up to the ceiling and around the room 3 times, in order to fit my power-trending line! Photographers from Advance! magazine came and took some great shots of me on a ladder marking in the graph, which will appear in the OT WINS section of the upcoming issue.