Bea Kiddo
Crusader
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
It's HH's thread.... so he gotta count....
It's HH's thread.... so he gotta count....
Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology - PART ONE
- Thread starter HelluvaHoax!
- Start date
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How many (Stupid Moments in Scientology) so far?
5,581 so far.
But, we're still only on "The Basics" section (Science of Stupid).
Kindly remember this about the future of the Stupid Thread...
It's HH's thread.... so he gotta count....
5,581 so far.
But, we're still only on "The Basics" section (Science of Stupid).
Kindly remember this about the future of the Stupid Thread...
"I'll not always be here on guard. The stars twinkle in the Milky Way and the wind sighs for songs across the empty fields of a planet a Galaxy away. You won't always be here. But before you go, whisper this to your sons and daughters- 'The [STRIKE]work[/STRIKE] cult was [STRIKE]free[/STRIKE] stupid. Keep it so'."
Oops, 5582.
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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
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Cross-Posted from BlackRob's thread (I have a Thetan who does things to my mirror and it's annoying. What should I Do?):
That letter inspires a brand new slogan for the international Church of Scientology!
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Cross-Posted from BlackRob's thread (I have a Thetan who does things to my mirror and it's annoying. What should I Do?):
That letter inspires a brand new slogan for the international Church of Scientology!
WE ARE SCIENTOLOGY
WE ONLY CHARGE $500,000
"Check out our free displays!"
WE ONLY CHARGE $500,000
"Check out our free displays!"
clamicide
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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
This was one thing that drove me crazy--- the grammar and spelling and basic stuff put out and written by the cult was usually abominable. Even AFTER KTL (lol).
I was so confused when I went back onto staff, and nobody understood a word I wrote-- HOURS of correction, and told I could not "communicate". Well, when I first came on this board, I wrote in my story how horrible that was for me to overcome. Now, I'm starting to think that it all was because I retained at least a modicum of fair usage of the English language and was not spitting things out in cultese and they couldn't deal with what came out of someone who actually had a bit of facility with the language and had spent time writing.
Now, I tutor folks in their writing classes. HA!
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Cross-Posted from BlackRob's thread (I have a Thetan who does things to my mirror and it's annoying. What should I Do?):
That letter inspires a brand new slogan for the international Church of Scientology!
WE ARE SCIENTOLOGY
WE ONLY CHARGE $500,000
"Check out our free displays!"
This was one thing that drove me crazy--- the grammar and spelling and basic stuff put out and written by the cult was usually abominable. Even AFTER KTL (lol).
I was so confused when I went back onto staff, and nobody understood a word I wrote-- HOURS of correction, and told I could not "communicate". Well, when I first came on this board, I wrote in my story how horrible that was for me to overcome. Now, I'm starting to think that it all was because I retained at least a modicum of fair usage of the English language and was not spitting things out in cultese and they couldn't deal with what came out of someone who actually had a bit of facility with the language and had spent time writing.
Now, I tutor folks in their writing classes. HA!
Operating DB
Truman Show Dropout
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
5. Are you qualified to join the Sea Org? If not, please state why.
NOT REALLY. I AM AN SP. BUT THAT PROBABLY GETS HANDLED ON MY EPF I AM GUESSING, RIGHT?
I love the way this piece of data creeps into the "conversation". very funny!
5. Are you qualified to join the Sea Org? If not, please state why.
NOT REALLY. I AM AN SP. BUT THAT PROBABLY GETS HANDLED ON MY EPF I AM GUESSING, RIGHT?
I love the way this piece of data creeps into the "conversation". very funny!
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Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
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REF: The moment of stupidly "declaring" popular actress Leah Remini to be an "SP".
Now, there's something that would be very good for the media to run with. How about a headline stating:
Then, articles can quote liberally from the HCOB "The Anti-Social Personality", noting that Scientology's paranoid rants (called "declares") claim that "SPs" like Leah are criminals and mass murderers.
They may also wish to note that on the absurd claim that SPs are "the cause of a failing business", Scientology regularly drives its member to personal and corporate bankruptcy by coercing them max out their credit cards and hand over all their hard earned money to the cult in order to not "lose their eternity". [ref: Bankrupt multi-millionaires Matt Feshback, Richard Acunto et al, who lost their fortunes and companies to the cult]. By way of example, the "SP" Leah Remini donated over a million dollars to Scientology to achieve "Total Freedom", paying $300,000 alone for a 2-3 month stretch of spiritual counseling to find her "crimes" because she dared to ask where Shelly, her friend and David Miscavige's wife, was.
Compounding the madness, not only does Scientology claim that SPs are a "psychotic" mass of seething evil that dooms the planet, they imagine that SPs like Leah are the cause of "families which are breaking up"--even though it is Scientology that feverishly tried to use disconnection policies to break up Leah's own family.
While the general public is unlikely to fully appreciate the nuanced psychopatholgy of Scientology's fair game attacks on its critics and own former parishioners, it should prove nearly impossible for them to avoid the radioactive contamination from our favorite planet-saving-church's "Leah is like Hitler" buffoonery.
Have I mentioned recently that Scientology destroys everything in its vicinity including itself?
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REF: The moment of stupidly "declaring" popular actress Leah Remini to be an "SP".
Now, there's something that would be very good for the media to run with. How about a headline stating:
SCIENTOLOGY DECLARES BELOVED
ACTRESS TO BE EVIL LIKE ADOLPH HITLER!
ACTRESS TO BE EVIL LIKE ADOLPH HITLER!
Then, articles can quote liberally from the HCOB "The Anti-Social Personality", noting that Scientology's paranoid rants (called "declares") claim that "SPs" like Leah are criminals and mass murderers.
They may also wish to note that on the absurd claim that SPs are "the cause of a failing business", Scientology regularly drives its member to personal and corporate bankruptcy by coercing them max out their credit cards and hand over all their hard earned money to the cult in order to not "lose their eternity". [ref: Bankrupt multi-millionaires Matt Feshback, Richard Acunto et al, who lost their fortunes and companies to the cult]. By way of example, the "SP" Leah Remini donated over a million dollars to Scientology to achieve "Total Freedom", paying $300,000 alone for a 2-3 month stretch of spiritual counseling to find her "crimes" because she dared to ask where Shelly, her friend and David Miscavige's wife, was.
Compounding the madness, not only does Scientology claim that SPs are a "psychotic" mass of seething evil that dooms the planet, they imagine that SPs like Leah are the cause of "families which are breaking up"--even though it is Scientology that feverishly tried to use disconnection policies to break up Leah's own family.
While the general public is unlikely to fully appreciate the nuanced psychopatholgy of Scientology's fair game attacks on its critics and own former parishioners, it should prove nearly impossible for them to avoid the radioactive contamination from our favorite planet-saving-church's "Leah is like Hitler" buffoonery.
Have I mentioned recently that Scientology destroys everything in its vicinity including itself?
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Gib
Crusader
Re: How many (Stupid Moments in Scientology) so far?
Another sales pitch by hubbard. LOL
similar to
"did you help"
Yes, unfortunately. I fell for the magic words which are
write a success story. LOL
I wish me mum had me write success stories when I was growing up.
Another sales pitch by hubbard. LOL
similar to
"did you help"
Yes, unfortunately. I fell for the magic words which are
write a success story. LOL
I wish me mum had me write success stories when I was growing up.
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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
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More on the cult "declaring" celebrity Leah Remini to be an "SP".
Cross-Posted from another thread:
Exactly!
Somebody hook me up to a lie detector and indicate my FN, because I just realized something kinda big:
Scientology declares war on people! That's what it does. War vs. psychiatrists. War vs. reporters. War vs. critics. War vs. anyone who disagrees with it. War vs. aliens. War vs. Homo Sapiens.
Ultimately, Scientology "works" because it convinces individual Scientologists to declare war vs. themselves--and their battle map is something called the "Grade Chart".
...
More on the cult "declaring" celebrity Leah Remini to be an "SP".
Cross-Posted from another thread:
Originally Posted by degraded being
.Declaration of war.
Exactly! Somebody hook me up to a lie detector and indicate my FN, because I just realized something kinda big:
Scientology declares war on people! That's what it does. War vs. psychiatrists. War vs. reporters. War vs. critics. War vs. anyone who disagrees with it. War vs. aliens. War vs. Homo Sapiens.
Ultimately, Scientology "works" because it convinces individual Scientologists to declare war vs. themselves--and their battle map is something called the "Grade Chart".
Idle Morgue
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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
"Business failing"? Org's shrinking, members going bankrupt, staff get no pay, lawsuits, Private investigators - bad press...all symptoms of a failing business..uh, I mean "cherch"
"Families shattered"? Disconnection...SP Delcares straight up and vertical...
This is Scientology ^^^!
"Business failing"? Org's shrinking, members going bankrupt, staff get no pay, lawsuits, Private investigators - bad press...all symptoms of a failing business..uh, I mean "cherch"
"Families shattered"? Disconnection...SP Delcares straight up and vertical...
This is Scientology ^^^!
aegerprimo
Summa Cum Laude
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
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And slave labor serves cheese cubes and Ritz crackers at the biggest event in the history of the galaxy!"Business failing"? Org's shrinking, members going bankrupt, staff get no pay, lawsuits, Private investigators - bad press...all symptoms of a failing business..uh, I mean "cherch"
"Families shattered"? Disconnection...SP Delcares straight up and vertical...
This is Scientology ^^^!
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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
And the free cheese only costs $500,000!
And slave labor serves cheese cubes and Ritz crackers at the biggest event in the history of the galaxy!
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And the free cheese only costs $500,000!
Type4_PTS
Diamond Invictus SP
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
Really, that IS kind of big!
The media should be made to understand this because it really is the truth.
And this is not a "Stupid Moment". It's deserving of it's own thread.
OK, just in case I ever need to know for future reference, what IS the proper thing to serve for the biggest event in the history of the galaxy? :confused2:
(hopefully it includes chocolate!)
...
Somebody hook me up to a lie detector and indicate my FN, because I just realized something kinda big:
Scientology declares war on people!
Really, that IS kind of big!
The media should be made to understand this because it really is the truth.
And this is not a "Stupid Moment". It's deserving of it's own thread.
And slave labor serves cheese cubes and Ritz crackers at the biggest event in the history of the galaxy!
OK, just in case I ever need to know for future reference, what IS the proper thing to serve for the biggest event in the history of the galaxy? :confused2:
(hopefully it includes chocolate!)
Udarnik
Gold Meritorious Patron
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
Neuhaus Chocolate.
Really, that IS kind of big!
The media should be made to understand this because it really is the truth.
And this is not a "Stupid Moment". It's deserving of it's own thread.
OK, just in case I ever need to know for future reference, what IS the proper thing to serve for the biggest event in the history of the galaxy? :confused2:
(hopefully it includes chocolate!)
Neuhaus Chocolate.
Type4_PTS
Diamond Invictus SP
AnonKat
Crusader
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
http://www.thewrap.com/judge-tosses-tom-cruises-nazi-argument-bauer-media-libel-case/
http://www.thewrap.com/judge-tosses-tom-cruises-nazi-argument-bauer-media-libel-case/
Udarnik
Gold Meritorious Patron
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
You've never had it?
Let's put it this way. If you think Godiva is pretty good chocolate, and it is (though over-hyped), they are roughly Belgium's 4th best chocolatier, and when I was there, I never saw them except in the department stores and at the airport. Godiva's kind of the Heineken of chocolate - just enough better than the domestic American stuff that the average Yank says "ooooh, imported", without realizing that the Euros are keeping the good stuff for themselves (Austrian wine is like this, too).
I've had Swiss chocolate I like as much as Neuhaus, but I've never had anything I like better. And yes, I've been to Belgium. Twice.
If you are ever in NYC, they just opened a store on 51st and Lex.
You've never had it?
Let's put it this way. If you think Godiva is pretty good chocolate, and it is (though over-hyped), they are roughly Belgium's 4th best chocolatier, and when I was there, I never saw them except in the department stores and at the airport. Godiva's kind of the Heineken of chocolate - just enough better than the domestic American stuff that the average Yank says "ooooh, imported", without realizing that the Euros are keeping the good stuff for themselves (Austrian wine is like this, too).
I've had Swiss chocolate I like as much as Neuhaus, but I've never had anything I like better. And yes, I've been to Belgium. Twice.
If you are ever in NYC, they just opened a store on 51st and Lex.
Karen#1
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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
Bonjour Karen,
here is the text of a mail going around in french area, I am sending you French version as you speak French but now I received English version forand english speaken people ?
Freightening !!
Cher Scientologue,
Je suis dérouté. J'ai l'impression qu'il est probablement inutile que j'essaie d'expliquer....
Original text in English
Dear Scientologist,
I am at a loss. I feel like it’s probably hopeless to even try to explain.
I’m so blown away that I struggle to find the right words. I’ve nearly given up even trying to convey the emotion of the event. It was too powerful…too personal.
I may let you down on this one. It will sound like a hollow sales pitch or strained hyperbole. How do you explain the emotion of triumph? How do you explain the nuances of hope? How do you convey the intimate details of your own personal sense of love, honor or inspiration?
Can you explain your feelings when you got married? Or when your first child was born? Can you honestly describe the thrill of personal victory when you graduated?
I can no more describe a summer sunset or the smile of your baby than I could the emotion of today. These can’t be conveyed. They can only be experienced. When you can look in the eyes of someone who has gone through it, you know: THEY understand. They’re the only ones who can.
Yet, I will try. In an attempt to ensure that every last soul who I can possibly reach does see these events, I will try. And so…I write.
As we filed into our seats in the huge white tent, I looked up at the rows and rows of lights and scaffolding across the top that seemed to go on forever. The magnitude alone made me realize how many of us there really are.
They just kept streaming in wearing tuxedos and formal gowns. You could hardly believe that people would keep arriving, but they did. And once again the 6,000-seat tent filled to capacity. I don’t know if there were other viewing areas to accommodate more people; I just know that this tent was PACKED.
The lights dimmed three times signifying the event was about to start and a cheer went up amongst the crowd. You could tell people were excited. After last night’s event, how could they be anything but? They had just seen a watershed moment in history—something they never expected to see. Yet here there was another entire event tonight! Talk about anticipation…. And then COB RTC took the stage and the event picked up right where it left off from the previous night.
Within the first 15 minutes I was crying.
Literally crying this time, I hate to say it—not just moist eyes. It’s funny that I worked so hard to hide it at the time, as I stood there cheering myself hoarse, yet I freely confess it now. I’m not a crying person. I’m not a softie. Yet, there I was…crying.
But the truth was, I was actually blowing charge. I was NOT. STUPID. Goddammit! I was NOT just dumb. It wasn’t ME! Oh my GOD, I can make it. Oh my GOD!
One of the first videos had just unveiled a new release that was very personal to me: Something I had struggled with; something that had given me a very hard time. And yet here it was—mystery dispelled, totally solved, totally beautiful.
I turned to look at my wife. Her mascara was running. Tears were streaming down her face. It is hard to describe the truly spiritual moment when you look over at your partner in life and get that she is having the exact same experience you are…and that all our plans are about to change forever.
We were going to make it—us.
Yet, that was the beginning, not the end. One after another, groundbreaking Earth-shattering revelations washed over us like waves. This wasn’t an “event”—it was an auditing session! We were blowing charge. The string of correct indications just kept blowing away false data and introversion that had accumulated over several decades.
Calm knowingness and understanding set in. No wonder these trainees could get through so fast! I probably could too! We all could. It wasn’t a stretch. It made total sense. How could it be any other way? Totally logical. A peaceful happiness settled in.
Forty-five minutes later I was out of my mind.
This time I was literally screaming. Not “cheering,” but totally-shocked-lost-my- composure-blown-away SCREAMING in awe. I couldn’t imagine anything this lifetime that would ever make me react like that. But then again, I couldn’t imagine what I was seeing.
The event had gone in a totally different direction than I had ever expected it would. I had been happily following along, elated that I was now going to be able to make it, happy that my org was going to fulfill its mission and excited about how fun my job was going to be…and then I really got the true whole track nature of Scientology.
Guys, we are in the right religion. For a moment I caught a glimpse at how big this whole thing really is and I realized that this really is the most important thing on my whole track.
The crowd went nuts. I mean crazy. I mean psycho. It was off the chain! People were screaming. They were cheering. The floor started to rumble from thousands of people stomping their feet.
None of us expected to see what was being released, not even my Senior C/S—and he had been in all the closed-door briefings beforehand. This one thing made everything else possible. It was thrilling. Beyond surreal, it was one of those few times in my life where you really couldn’t believe your eyes. If you had told me it existed I wouldn’t have believed you, but now that it was here in front of me…well, I scarcely believed it still. And yet there it was.
You won’t believe it. I still hardly can fathom it. Soon, however, it will be real enough.
It’s a new Scientology, guys. Ron’s Scientology. The Scientology you always hoped for and wanted. It’s here. And it’s ours. The finale of the event was really what drove this home to me. The final video was almost like watching a dream. It was everything I’d ever hoped we could be—better than that, actually. And that’s where I lose my words.
I just can’t explain it. I would have to describe each part of it and it’s too much, too powerful and too huge. I can just tell you this: the crowd gave a standing ovation for 10 minutes.
I’m not kidding. For 10 full minutes we cheered. People stood on their chairs. They were stomping the floor. We clapped and screamed and whistled until our hands hurt.
COB graciously acknowledged the crowd and they would start to wind down. And then it would start going again. Just as people were finally seated, the cheer would start up—and then, once again they were on their feet. Over and over.
It. Was. Epic.
I just want to say one thing before I go. I have been hearing about “the release of Super Power” since I was a little boy. There had been decades of talk about this day that would arrive at some point in the future. It had been built up into this monumental victory where we would solve everything, where the future would be blindingly bright and where planetary clearing would finally be within our reach.
I wasn’t disappointed.
With Love,
Matt Hanses
ED St. Louis Foundation
here is the text of a mail going around in french area, I am sending you French version as you speak French but now I received English version forand english speaken people ?
Freightening !!
Cher Scientologue,
Je suis dérouté. J'ai l'impression qu'il est probablement inutile que j'essaie d'expliquer....
Original text in English
Dear Scientologist,
I am at a loss. I feel like it’s probably hopeless to even try to explain.
I’m so blown away that I struggle to find the right words. I’ve nearly given up even trying to convey the emotion of the event. It was too powerful…too personal.
I may let you down on this one. It will sound like a hollow sales pitch or strained hyperbole. How do you explain the emotion of triumph? How do you explain the nuances of hope? How do you convey the intimate details of your own personal sense of love, honor or inspiration?
Can you explain your feelings when you got married? Or when your first child was born? Can you honestly describe the thrill of personal victory when you graduated?
I can no more describe a summer sunset or the smile of your baby than I could the emotion of today. These can’t be conveyed. They can only be experienced. When you can look in the eyes of someone who has gone through it, you know: THEY understand. They’re the only ones who can.
Yet, I will try. In an attempt to ensure that every last soul who I can possibly reach does see these events, I will try. And so…I write.
As we filed into our seats in the huge white tent, I looked up at the rows and rows of lights and scaffolding across the top that seemed to go on forever. The magnitude alone made me realize how many of us there really are.
They just kept streaming in wearing tuxedos and formal gowns. You could hardly believe that people would keep arriving, but they did. And once again the 6,000-seat tent filled to capacity. I don’t know if there were other viewing areas to accommodate more people; I just know that this tent was PACKED.
The lights dimmed three times signifying the event was about to start and a cheer went up amongst the crowd. You could tell people were excited. After last night’s event, how could they be anything but? They had just seen a watershed moment in history—something they never expected to see. Yet here there was another entire event tonight! Talk about anticipation…. And then COB RTC took the stage and the event picked up right where it left off from the previous night.
Within the first 15 minutes I was crying.
Literally crying this time, I hate to say it—not just moist eyes. It’s funny that I worked so hard to hide it at the time, as I stood there cheering myself hoarse, yet I freely confess it now. I’m not a crying person. I’m not a softie. Yet, there I was…crying.
But the truth was, I was actually blowing charge. I was NOT. STUPID. Goddammit! I was NOT just dumb. It wasn’t ME! Oh my GOD, I can make it. Oh my GOD!
One of the first videos had just unveiled a new release that was very personal to me: Something I had struggled with; something that had given me a very hard time. And yet here it was—mystery dispelled, totally solved, totally beautiful.
I turned to look at my wife. Her mascara was running. Tears were streaming down her face. It is hard to describe the truly spiritual moment when you look over at your partner in life and get that she is having the exact same experience you are…and that all our plans are about to change forever.
We were going to make it—us.
Yet, that was the beginning, not the end. One after another, groundbreaking Earth-shattering revelations washed over us like waves. This wasn’t an “event”—it was an auditing session! We were blowing charge. The string of correct indications just kept blowing away false data and introversion that had accumulated over several decades.
Calm knowingness and understanding set in. No wonder these trainees could get through so fast! I probably could too! We all could. It wasn’t a stretch. It made total sense. How could it be any other way? Totally logical. A peaceful happiness settled in.
Forty-five minutes later I was out of my mind.
This time I was literally screaming. Not “cheering,” but totally-shocked-lost-my- composure-blown-away SCREAMING in awe. I couldn’t imagine anything this lifetime that would ever make me react like that. But then again, I couldn’t imagine what I was seeing.
The event had gone in a totally different direction than I had ever expected it would. I had been happily following along, elated that I was now going to be able to make it, happy that my org was going to fulfill its mission and excited about how fun my job was going to be…and then I really got the true whole track nature of Scientology.
Guys, we are in the right religion. For a moment I caught a glimpse at how big this whole thing really is and I realized that this really is the most important thing on my whole track.
The crowd went nuts. I mean crazy. I mean psycho. It was off the chain! People were screaming. They were cheering. The floor started to rumble from thousands of people stomping their feet.
None of us expected to see what was being released, not even my Senior C/S—and he had been in all the closed-door briefings beforehand. This one thing made everything else possible. It was thrilling. Beyond surreal, it was one of those few times in my life where you really couldn’t believe your eyes. If you had told me it existed I wouldn’t have believed you, but now that it was here in front of me…well, I scarcely believed it still. And yet there it was.
You won’t believe it. I still hardly can fathom it. Soon, however, it will be real enough.
It’s a new Scientology, guys. Ron’s Scientology. The Scientology you always hoped for and wanted. It’s here. And it’s ours. The finale of the event was really what drove this home to me. The final video was almost like watching a dream. It was everything I’d ever hoped we could be—better than that, actually. And that’s where I lose my words.
I just can’t explain it. I would have to describe each part of it and it’s too much, too powerful and too huge. I can just tell you this: the crowd gave a standing ovation for 10 minutes.
I’m not kidding. For 10 full minutes we cheered. People stood on their chairs. They were stomping the floor. We clapped and screamed and whistled until our hands hurt.
COB graciously acknowledged the crowd and they would start to wind down. And then it would start going again. Just as people were finally seated, the cheer would start up—and then, once again they were on their feet. Over and over.
It. Was. Epic.
I just want to say one thing before I go. I have been hearing about “the release of Super Power” since I was a little boy. There had been decades of talk about this day that would arrive at some point in the future. It had been built up into this monumental victory where we would solve everything, where the future would be blindingly bright and where planetary clearing would finally be within our reach.
I wasn’t disappointed.
With Love,
Matt Hanses
ED St. Louis Foundation
lotus
stubborn rebel sheep!
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
This part is not easy to get
They create form nothing an unexisting mental construction
that is totally the opposite of what they can see in the reality
Where there should be cognitive dissonance - there is none
it's replace with a huge win and cog almost- exteriorization - total glee
about something that doesn't exist :confused2:
We never know what is the what - it's always the briefing that makes them so much cognite - especially with the speach of so much devoted theta COB
ex: While they should be overwhelmed, angry, worried , pissed off about retraining again (for the 3 rd time)
they are in tears about being so deeply touched and shaken - the most theta win they had in their life
This is deep and very profound mind behavior engeneering
I can't understand how it can be that deep and blind.
The falling off dellusion will hit hard
This part is not easy to get
They create form nothing an unexisting mental construction
that is totally the opposite of what they can see in the reality
Where there should be cognitive dissonance - there is none
it's replace with a huge win and cog almost- exteriorization - total glee
about something that doesn't exist :confused2:
We never know what is the what - it's always the briefing that makes them so much cognite - especially with the speach of so much devoted theta COB
ex: While they should be overwhelmed, angry, worried , pissed off about retraining again (for the 3 rd time)
they are in tears about being so deeply touched and shaken - the most theta win they had in their life
This is deep and very profound mind behavior engeneering
I can't understand how it can be that deep and blind.
The falling off dellusion will hit hard
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Anonycat
Crusader
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
Isn't this the third or fourth person who has sent the exact same thing to an ESMBer, as if they'd written it? Don't they (the senders) feel that it's fraudulent to send false accounts?
Bonjour Karen,
here is the text of a mail going around in french area, I am sending you French version as you speak French but now I received English version forand english speaken people ?
Freightening !!
Cher Scientologue,
Je suis dérouté. J'ai l'impression qu'il est probablement inutile que j'essaie d'expliquer....
Original text in English
Dear Scientologist,
I am at a loss. I feel like it’s probably hopeless to even try to explain.
I’m so blown away that I struggle to find the right words. I’ve nearly given up even trying to convey the emotion of the event. It was too powerful…too personal.
I may let you down on this one. It will sound like a hollow sales pitch or strained hyperbole. How do you explain the emotion of triumph? How do you explain the nuances of hope? How do you convey the intimate details of your own personal sense of love, honor or inspiration?
Can you explain your feelings when you got married? Or when your first child was born? Can you honestly describe the thrill of personal victory when you graduated?
I can no more describe a summer sunset or the smile of your baby than I could the emotion of today. These can’t be conveyed. They can only be experienced. When you can look in the eyes of someone who has gone through it, you know: THEY understand. They’re the only ones who can.
Yet, I will try. In an attempt to ensure that every last soul who I can possibly reach does see these events, I will try. And so…I write.
As we filed into our seats in the huge white tent, I looked up at the rows and rows of lights and scaffolding across the top that seemed to go on forever. The magnitude alone made me realize how many of us there really are.
They just kept streaming in wearing tuxedos and formal gowns. You could hardly believe that people would keep arriving, but they did. And once again the 6,000-seat tent filled to capacity. I don’t know if there were other viewing areas to accommodate more people; I just know that this tent was PACKED.
The lights dimmed three times signifying the event was about to start and a cheer went up amongst the crowd. You could tell people were excited. After last night’s event, how could they be anything but? They had just seen a watershed moment in history—something they never expected to see. Yet here there was another entire event tonight! Talk about anticipation…. And then COB RTC took the stage and the event picked up right where it left off from the previous night.
Within the first 15 minutes I was crying.
Literally crying this time, I hate to say it—not just moist eyes. It’s funny that I worked so hard to hide it at the time, as I stood there cheering myself hoarse, yet I freely confess it now. I’m not a crying person. I’m not a softie. Yet, there I was…crying.
But the truth was, I was actually blowing charge. I was NOT. STUPID. Goddammit! I was NOT just dumb. It wasn’t ME! Oh my GOD, I can make it. Oh my GOD!
One of the first videos had just unveiled a new release that was very personal to me: Something I had struggled with; something that had given me a very hard time. And yet here it was—mystery dispelled, totally solved, totally beautiful.
I turned to look at my wife. Her mascara was running. Tears were streaming down her face. It is hard to describe the truly spiritual moment when you look over at your partner in life and get that she is having the exact same experience you are…and that all our plans are about to change forever.
We were going to make it—us.
Yet, that was the beginning, not the end. One after another, groundbreaking Earth-shattering revelations washed over us like waves. This wasn’t an “event”—it was an auditing session! We were blowing charge. The string of correct indications just kept blowing away false data and introversion that had accumulated over several decades.
Calm knowingness and understanding set in. No wonder these trainees could get through so fast! I probably could too! We all could. It wasn’t a stretch. It made total sense. How could it be any other way? Totally logical. A peaceful happiness settled in.
Forty-five minutes later I was out of my mind.
This time I was literally screaming. Not “cheering,” but totally-shocked-lost-my- composure-blown-away SCREAMING in awe. I couldn’t imagine anything this lifetime that would ever make me react like that. But then again, I couldn’t imagine what I was seeing.
The event had gone in a totally different direction than I had ever expected it would. I had been happily following along, elated that I was now going to be able to make it, happy that my org was going to fulfill its mission and excited about how fun my job was going to be…and then I really got the true whole track nature of Scientology.
Guys, we are in the right religion. For a moment I caught a glimpse at how big this whole thing really is and I realized that this really is the most important thing on my whole track.
The crowd went nuts. I mean crazy. I mean psycho. It was off the chain! People were screaming. They were cheering. The floor started to rumble from thousands of people stomping their feet.
None of us expected to see what was being released, not even my Senior C/S—and he had been in all the closed-door briefings beforehand. This one thing made everything else possible. It was thrilling. Beyond surreal, it was one of those few times in my life where you really couldn’t believe your eyes. If you had told me it existed I wouldn’t have believed you, but now that it was here in front of me…well, I scarcely believed it still. And yet there it was.
You won’t believe it. I still hardly can fathom it. Soon, however, it will be real enough.
It’s a new Scientology, guys. Ron’s Scientology. The Scientology you always hoped for and wanted. It’s here. And it’s ours. The finale of the event was really what drove this home to me. The final video was almost like watching a dream. It was everything I’d ever hoped we could be—better than that, actually. And that’s where I lose my words.
I just can’t explain it. I would have to describe each part of it and it’s too much, too powerful and too huge. I can just tell you this: the crowd gave a standing ovation for 10 minutes.
I’m not kidding. For 10 full minutes we cheered. People stood on their chairs. They were stomping the floor. We clapped and screamed and whistled until our hands hurt.
COB graciously acknowledged the crowd and they would start to wind down. And then it would start going again. Just as people were finally seated, the cheer would start up—and then, once again they were on their feet. Over and over.
It. Was. Epic.
I just want to say one thing before I go. I have been hearing about “the release of Super Power” since I was a little boy. There had been decades of talk about this day that would arrive at some point in the future. It had been built up into this monumental victory where we would solve everything, where the future would be blindingly bright and where planetary clearing would finally be within our reach.
I wasn’t disappointed.
With Love,
Matt Hanses
ED St. Louis Foundation
Isn't this the third or fourth person who has sent the exact same thing to an ESMBer, as if they'd written it? Don't they (the senders) feel that it's fraudulent to send false accounts?
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