Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology - PART ONE

[Karen#1]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

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[freethinker]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

Did she just get off the RPF?

Your money is urgently needed for an important cause and YOU too can go FREE !
1 minute video that will *MELT* your heart !


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[phenomanon]

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Did she just get off the RPF?

This is the weirdest thing...WTF is she talking about? Go free from what? Make it where? I feel sorry for her that she feels trapped in her body. Trapped on Planet Earth. Trapped. Trapped. Trapped

No wonder these scn'ists commit suicide.

 

[Sindy]

COB's Current Gibberish



Maybe this one is easier to read. Reading this you get the idea the guy is cracking up in his head that anyone would buy this disjointed, meaningless but seemingly important sounding nonsense. Good grief. The 5th paragraph is particularly golden but even more screamingly absurd after reading the paragraphs above it. I had to read the 4th paragraph three or four times and it still makes no sense. Say what?



And why the hell are they sending ME, a declared SP, an Impact Mag? STUPID

 

[Little David]

Re: COB's Current Gibberish

Maybe this one is easier to read. Reading this you get the idea the guy is cracking up in his head that anyone would buy this disjointed, meaningless but seemingly important sounding nonsense. Good grief. The 5th paragraph is particularly golden but even more screamingly absurd after reading the paragraphs above it. I had to read the 4th paragraph three or four times and it still makes no sense. Say what?



And why the hell are they sending ME, a declared SP, an Impact Mag? STUPID

Please post the photo of Bob and Trish Duggan receiving their new giant trophy from Little David!

 

[Jump]

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<facepalm.jpg>

That whole diatribe of gibberish appears to be there to hide and at the same time showcase one idea:

"One's worth is not measured by personal wealth,
it is measured by one's ability to
help and support the IAS"
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Oh really


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[Sindy]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

<facepalm.jpg>

That whole diatribe of gibberish appears to be there to hide and at the same time showcase one idea:

"One's worth is not measured by personal wealth,
it is measured by one's ability to
help and support the IAS"
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Oh really


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"And, when it ceases to do so, it is useless." Useless! Useless? Why do people put up with this?

 

[Sindy]

Re: COB's Current Gibberish

Please post the photo of Bob and Trish Duggan receiving their new giant trophy from Little David!

For the Diamond Invictus in all of us:

 

[Cat Daddy]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

Bob Duggan has a mini-me !

 

[Type4_PTS]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

<facepalm.jpg>

That whole diatribe of gibberish appears to be there to hide and at the same time showcase one idea:

"One's worth is not measured by personal wealth,
it is measured by one's ability to
help and support the IAS"
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Oh really


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In other words...
"Give us all your money you CICS'ing worthless SP's!!!! YSCOHB!!!"

Maybe this one is easier to read. Reading this you get the idea the guy is cracking up in his head that anyone would buy this disjointed, meaningless but seemingly important sounding nonsense. Good grief. The 5th paragraph is particularly golden but even more screamingly absurd...."

That whole thing was seriously about the most bizarre stuff I've ever read coming from CoS. And that's saying something!

If you didn't post DOX I'd of thought it was someone like HH doing a parody of David Miscavige rather than Miscavige himself.

 

[Sindy]

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<facepalm.jpg>

That whole diatribe of gibberish appears to be there to hide and at the same time showcase one idea:

"One's worth is not measured by personal wealth,
it is measured by one's ability to
help and support the IAS"
​

Oh really


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That is what is so stupid about it. Isn't one's personal wealth what they want and the only true way to help and support the IAS? Talking in circular nonsense that is so blatantly absurd, only a cult member doesn't see through it.

 

[Little David]

Re: COB's Current Gibberish

For the Diamond Invictus in all of us:

Please read the text on this image. Yes Sindy, their writing seems to be getting even more absurd and desperate.

 

[Sindy]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

In other words...
"Give us all your money you CICS'ing worthless SP's!!!! YSCOHB!!!"






That whole thing was seriously about the most bizarre stuff I've ever read coming from CoS. And that's saying something!

If you didn't post DOX I'd of thought it was someone like HH doing a parody of David Miscavige rather than Miscavige himself.

I know. Right? Someone on this writing detail has dementia. It's like they are trying to get inspired by using a thesaurus -- attempting to piece together words and sounds with no genuine message behind them EXCEPT paragraph 5. That one is real and all they ever really wanted to say.

 

[Type4_PTS]

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I know. Right? Someone on this writing detail has dementia. It's like they are trying to get inspired by using a thesaurus -- attempting to piece together words and sounds with no genuine message behind them EXCEPT paragraph 5. That one is real and all they ever really wanted to say.

It would be great material for SNL to use for one of their skits. It would have complemented well the video for the Church of Neurotology.

 

[Sindy]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

It would be great material for SNL to use for one of their skits. It would have complemented well the video for the Church of Neurotology.

I mean really. I just read it again. Not to belabor the point but the whole thing means nothing. What the hell is he talking about? Right from the first sentence.... So they close the event right back where they started eons ago? Wtf does that mean? It sounds like it means something, I guess, but it doesn't. What's this shit about the kingdom of heaven if not the reflection in our eyes? What? I could go on...lol.

 

[freethinker]

Re: COB's Current Gibberish

Ah c'mon Sindy, it's perfectly clear, you don't know what to do with your money but the IAS does. They're gonna buy a plot in Heaven for the upper 10nth of the upper 20th of the upper half of the most deserving [STRIKE]fools[/STRIKE] thetans on the planet. Where they can rise to greater heights in there new penthouses in eternity. So you give your money to the IAS because they know what to do with it and you don't.

Wow, it's perfectly clear. Surprised you don't get it.

Maybe this one is easier to read. Reading this you get the idea the guy is cracking up in his head that anyone would buy this disjointed, meaningless but seemingly important sounding nonsense. Good grief. The 5th paragraph is particularly golden but even more screamingly absurd after reading the paragraphs above it. I had to read the 4th paragraph three or four times and it still makes no sense. Say what?



And why the hell are they sending ME, a declared SP, an Impact Mag? STUPID

 

[Little David]

Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

I mean really. I just read it again. Not to belabor the point but the whole thing means nothing. What the hell is he talking about? Right from the first sentence.... So they close the event right back where they started eons ago? Wtf does that mean? It sounds like it means something, I guess, but it doesn't. What's this shit about the kingdom of heaven if not the reflection in our eyes? What? I could go on...lol.

http://misstia.livejournal.com/803779.html

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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This is the weirdest thing...WTF is she talking about? Go free from what? Make it where? I feel sorry for her that she feels trapped in her body. Trapped on Planet Earth. Trapped. Trapped. Trapped

You have asked 3 non-standard questions.

Obviously you have not yet "made it".




--postscripts--

* When Dr. Hubbard's bronze bust dramatically pivoted to "look at" her, I immediately assumed that this was a ridiculous parody.

* But then I kept watching and I thought: "No, wait a minute, this is a real Scientology promo video!"

* But, then I thought: "LOL! No fucking way anyone could be that stupidly, delusionally cringey!"

* But, then I thought: "No, this is real. Scientology is hideously cringey!"

* Then, I thought to myself: "Please, please, please pray that you never, never, never seriously stated to someone that they were or were not "going to make it". LOL CRINGE LOL

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Re: COB's Current Gibberish

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And why the hell are they sending ME, a declared SP, an Impact Mag? STUPID

ANSWER: Because "the being always knows".

I, myself, did not receive a copy of Impact Mag. By this fact, I have scientifically concluded that I am not the being, you are.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Originally Posted by Jump

That whole diatribe of gibberish appears to be there to hide and at the same time showcase one idea:

"One's worth is not measured by personal wealth,
it is measured by one's ability to
help and support the IAS"
​

In other words...

"Give us all your money you CICS'ing worthless SP's!!!! YSCOHB!!!"
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LOLOL

Nice translation!

Here's an alternate translation. . .

"One's worth is not measured by one's personal wealth,
it is measured one's Commodore's/Chairman's personal wealth"

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