Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology - PART ONE

[Sindy]

Ooooh cool!

I could post every single one of my 5000 posts 2 or 3 more times each and pass those dilettantes Zinj & Alanzo while they are on vacation!!

Good strat plan. Please CSW

 

[A.K. Myers]

Three of Hubbie's masterworks

LRH ED 284 The Solution to Inflation

HCOB Jokers & Degraders

HCOB 26 Aug 1982 Pain & Sex

 

[Infinite]

All Hail The Sparrow . . .

The day Scientology decided to piss off a little sparrow . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xof9pBJvR4I

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

A Scientologist was once explaining to me the depth of Ron's tech, all the subjects he covered, and he mentioned movies. I asked, if LRH wrote film tech, why was Battlefield Earth so bad? He told me, in his quiet, confidential, real-truth voice: Because the people who made the movie didn't follow the tech to the letter. Then had uncleared MUs!

ML,
Caliwog

lololololol

Yeah, the Sea Org Missionaires (in charge of ensuring Battlefield Earth was profitable) had a Crashing MU.

They were so certain of Ron's divine OT powers that they mistakenly signed off the Vital Target having to do with Prophet Ability.

 

[Infinite]

The day who ever decided on the Scientology logo:

 

[Dilettante]

Thanks Synthia!

 

[anonomog]

Because nothing says you have cause over your life better than being thrown off a boat.

 

[Kookaburra]

I nominate the phony bomb threat against Scientology video that was posted on Youtube. The cult called the police to report it and handed them a video that they said they had copied off Youtube. But it was the high definition copy...the original! It even had some backgrounds in it that had also been used in Scn promo! .

Stoopid cult is stoopid!

When the Toronto police found out about this,they decided that Anonymous didn't have to stay on the other side of the street. They let them have the whole side street, both sides, right beside the org with the demonstration right against the row of windows of Div 6.

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I have just discovered that the video analysis done comparing the two, by the not so stupid Anonymous has been removed from Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6pdGhHvwu8

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Because nothing says you have cause over your life better than being thrown off a boat.

!!! LOLOLOLOL !!!

I am lovin that one!

Overboarding -noun. Fake naval officers throwing a fake OT off of a fake sector-saving-ship so that fake tech can fake out members of a fake church into paying REAL money.

 

[Infinite]

The day Scientology sent a couple of bozos round to WBM's place to put the frighteners on him . . . watch as he sends the pair of them scuttling away in short order. (Part 1/2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO5fZrfaY6g

. . . for a treasure trove of Scientology stupidity, visit WBM's site: http://www.xenutv.com/blog/

 

[paradox]

I nominate the phony bomb threat against Scientology video that was posted on Youtube. The cult called the police to report it and handed them a video that they said they had copied off Youtube. But it was the high definition copy...the original! It even had some backgrounds in it that had also been used in Scn promo! .

Stoopid cult is stoopid!

When the Toronto police found out about this,they decided that Anonymous didn't have to stay on the other side of the street. They let them have the whole side street, both sides, right beside the org with the demonstration right against the row of windows of Div 6.

​

I have just discovered that the video analysis done comparing the two, by the not so stupid Anonymous has been removed from Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6pdGhHvwu8

I never saw the one you refer to above kooka but I did find this one. If it's the same one then folks may want to download/grab it now for posterity before it, too, goes away. At about 2m,35s into it you'll see the point made about the comparison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2lQhiNQ008​

 

[Free to shine]

This thread should be stickied! One of the best ever.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Top 100 stupidest moments in Scn

For your consideration....

1950 - 1966: Ron discovers the source of all human problems and suffering, the reactive mind. He also discovers an astonishing technology to solve it.

He called it auditing.

And with auditing one could attain a new and wondrously-blissful level of physical and mental perfection, With extraordinary effort and investments of time & money, people eventually attest to this miraculous new state--Clear!

1967: Ron alarmingly discovers that blissfully happy Clears are in something called The Non-Interference Area. And it is a very dangerous place where they cannot feel happy anymore because they are at grave risk!

Then Ron discovers the astonishing technology to solve the Non-Interference Area.

He called it regging.

 

[Infinite]

July 22 2000 - the day Scientolgy organised a welcoming committee at Tampa airport, Florida, for German critic Ursula Carbeta:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87Y1sq8KQs

. . . way to influence governments and make friends, Scientology. Keep it up.

 

[Feral]

I don't think 100 is going to be enough.

I'm wondering how many is my threshold, you know I was a Scio for 26 years, this just more and more cringe worthy to me as it gets added to. You know it could go for 1000s of pages.

Good luck to those lurkers still in. If they've got this far on the thread it should be all over!

 

[Kookaburra]

I never saw the one you refer to above kooka but I did find this one. If it's the same one then folks may want to download/grab it now for posterity before it, too, goes away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2lQhiNQ008​

It looks like the one you found may be a shorter version of the one I found that is no longer up. But I'm glad there is still something on Youtube. It is enough to show there was a difference. Which is enough to show the police and the world that the cult manufactures evidence when it suits them.

 

[Dark Phoenix]

Duplicate

 

[Dark Phoenix]

The moment they reviewed the list of 7 billion people living on the planet and picked Tommy Davis as the bestest bestest possible spokesman.

One memorable moment was when asked why the sharp tops of the bars at Gold point inwards Tommy replies "They were installed that way"!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

double post--deleted

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Origially Posted by Feral
I don't think 100 is going to be enough.

I'm wondering how many is my threshold, you know I was a Scio for 26 years, this just more and more cringe worthy to me as it gets added to. You know it could go for 1000s of pages.

Good luck to those lurkers still in. If they've got this far on the thread it should be all over!
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