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renegade

Silver Meritorious Patron
Do you think John has the idea that Gotti is an SP, so he is mocking up the face/cartoon on the PTS/SP course pack?
 

ILove2Lurk

Lisbeth Salander
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Travolta's Gotti movie bumped to 2018.

Director Kevin Connolly tweets: "Fake News"

My people tell me they've seen Travolta shopping
at a local bedding and mattress shop this week.
(Going to the mattresses maybe?)

‘Gotti’ movie gets bumped to 2018

That's bad news for me because I was gonna treat
everyone I know to movie tickets for opening night. :giggle:
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Travolta movie gets 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. (Sharon Stone stars too . . . if we can call it that.)

Life on the Line

He's got the accent down perfect in this one! :evillaugh:


I can just hear the hype when they went to sell the film to get their financing/distribution: "Hey, it's TOP GUN meets TOP TELEPHONE lines!"

How the f*ck can anyone make a movie that gets ZERO stars?!!! LOL

ANSWER: Make a movie where the audience suspension of disbelief is so impossible so as to expect people to not burst out laughing when stunt doubles and creative cinematography/editing is supposed to make you believe that John Travolta is actually manually climbing up a telephone pole.

So, what then is Travolta's next career move? TV sit com? Actor in new LRH auditor training films? Possible replacement for Larry Anderson in new "blow your brains out" Scientology promo video? A goofy-grinning "greeter" at the front door at Flag? It's kind of one of those punch-drunk-Joe-Louis-at-Ceaser's-Palace mercy hirings.


ps: ONLY 15 DAYS UNTIL THE "GOTTI" MOVIE IS RELEASED! Anybody know how to start one of those exciting countdown clocks??!!!

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Leland

Crusader
Travolta asking to lick a masseur’s ass hole seems to have been hushed up pretty well.

I agree... he might have to “sleep with the fishes” for that one.....
 

The_Fixer

Class Clown
Travolta asking to lick a masseur’s ass hole seems to have been hushed up pretty well.

I agree... he might have to “sleep with the fishes” for that one.....
OMG! That's on mental image picture I didn't want!

Not going to thank you for that one Lee.....
 

Leland

Crusader
It’s interestng that Kelly Preston doesn’t get any tabloid play that I’m aware of.

It would seem to me that the Hollywood rumor mills would look into what she does in her spare time while Travolta is getting his massages....
 

ILove2Lurk

Lisbeth Salander
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If you want to save $12 on a movie ticket, you can just
watch this newly released trailer #2 and probably see
the very best scenes and get the gist of the plot.

Badda bing, badda boom! :evillaugh:


Is the trailer looking any better after getting re-cut?

How about the new poster?

GottiSmall.jpg

:hysterical:
 
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Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
How the f*ck can anyone make a movie that gets ZERO stars?!!! LOL
Here's a couple of my favorite reviews from that movie:

"Life on the Line" is supposed to be a moving story about men working electrical lines. Viewers, however, might require a high-voltage shock just to endure it. (NY Daily News)

The country songs that play over the credits offer more arresting detail about life on the line than the film manages in 100 minutes
(Village Voice)
Even Battlefield Earth got 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, so getting 0% is quite the achievement!

As for JT's next career move, he and Kirsty Alley can revive the "Look Who's Talking" series. :whistling:
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Originally Posted by ILove2Lurk

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!!! LOL !!!

Key dialogue phrases I am predicting will be in this Gotti movie, having never seen it.

Why do I know these things?

Because I have a doctorate degree in hackneyed cliches used by scriptwriters when they don't have any clue about what they are writing and too lazy to research it.

HELPFUL TIP: It's not an homage to great mafia movies when it's plagiarism. LOL.

examples:
"...it's not personal, it's business."
"...he wuz my (best friend/cousin/uncle/brother) but when the Don says I gotta wack him,
I gotta wack him--or they'z gonna wack me."
"...I ain't never ratted out nobody and I ain't no fuckin' rat now!" (said by a rat)
 
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Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
In the last 1970's when I was going to school in Boston I was kind of offered a job with the Mafia there.

But I ended up taking a job with a different organized crime outfit instead. It all started with a free personality test.
 

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
I like the trailer. Heck, I like John. I think he's an above average actor and done some really good work amongst the not-so-good films he was in. Not saying I'd actually pay to see this but it's right in his wheelhouse and he should do a good job.
 
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