I'm sorry I didn't mean to break the thread!
(retires quietly, reciting The Man Prayer...)
The Man Prayer comes from the old Red Green Show. I don't know when or where it was on. A friend turned me on to it via YouTube.
Red Green was an old country bumkin type who was always getting himself into trouble with his wife. Hence he had to pray for forgiveness...
(Bow head, recite somberly)
I'm a man,
but I can change,
If I have to,