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Two Main Types of Ex-Scientologists

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Ronny successfully sold the same con to scns at least three times, if I understand all this correctly:
1) The innocent wog is convinced he has a reactive mind and this is reinforced through training and auditing until he "cognites" that he is creating (mocking up) his own reactive mind, when suddenly he is "clear."
2) He is convinced he is under attack/influence of alien BTs (space cooties) who control him, even while a clear. This is reinforced with training and auditing until he cognites that he is creating/mocking up his own space cooties at which point he is done with them.
3) He is convinced all through 1 & 2 above that he has lived many, many previous lives, which idea is reinforced by training and auditing until, on OT VIII he cognites that he is creating/mocking up all this past life stuff and now he knows who he is not.

WINNER!

If I may. . .

After conquering the above 3 corners of the "I AM MOCKING IT UP" triangle, the Scientologist un-scientolgys themselves (blows) with rapid-fire, chain-cognitions on the 4th, 5th and 6th corners of the triangle:

4) "RON IS MOCKING ME UP"
5) "RON IS MOCKING ME"
6) "I AM OUTTA HERE AT MOCK SPEED"



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"Ron is mocking me up": The ethics condition below Confusion where one gives the tech support agent (Ron) remote access to one's keyboard (and mind), so that they can diagnose and resolve your problem. They begin the tech support session by warning you not to use your keyboard or your mind while they are working on fixing it for you. The session last approximately 3-4 decades, during which Ron mocks up your dynamics for you according to the factory default settings he installed in the operating system back in 1950.

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Operating DB

Truman Show Dropout
WINNER!

If I may. . .

After conquering the above 3 corners of the "I AM MOCKING IT UP" triangle, the Scientologist un-scientolgys themselves (blows) with rapid-fire, chain-cognitions on the 4th, 5th and 6th corners of the triangle:

4) "RON IS MOCKING ME UP"
5) "RON IS MOCKING ME"
6) "I AM OUTTA HERE AT MOCK SPEED"



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"Ron is mocking me up": The ethics condition below Confusion where one gives the tech support agent (Ron) remote access to one's keyboard (and mind), so that they can diagnose and resolve your problem. They begin the tech support session by warning you not to use your keyboard or your mind while they are working on fixing it for you. The session last approximately 3-4 decades, during which Ron mocks up your dynamics for you according to the factory default settings he installed in the operating system back in 1950.

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WOW! What an excellent analogy! I think I just went Clear!
 

JackStraw

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It's the Wizard of Cause.

Just like in the Wizard of Oz it was the Scarecrow frantically running around to find a brain who comes up with all of the bright ideas...it's the Tin Man desparately looking in the physical universe for a heart that sentimentally cries himself to rust...the Cowardly Lion is able to face his fears and Dorothy has the means to return the whole time on her feet.

Everyone looking to the Wizard for answers have their answers already. The Wizard is merely a con behind a curtain.
I'd swear I have posted this before but I can't find it so, here goes (again...)

I recall some missionaires to the mission I worked at and one or both were extremely happy to be told they were "going over the rainbow" meaning they were going to work directly for LRH personally.

I came to understand this to be the perfect analogy for working for Hubbard.

Dorothy wants a way home, Tin Woodsman wants a heart, Scarecrow wants a brain, Lion wants courage. They go to the Wonderful Wizard of Oz who promises to deliver what they want but only after they pay a great price: the broomstick of the witch. They make the perilous journey, get the broomstick and return only to be given substitutes for what they asked and paid for. Instead of a heart, a clock is given, instead of a brain a diploma, instead of courage a medal and a failed attempt to get Dorothy home.

Over the Rainbow indeed.

Wizard of Cause! :dieslaughing:

Jack
 

guanoloco

As-Wased
http://www.forum.exscn.net/threads/the-wizard-of-cause.27682/#post-702352

Well, with all the meltdown and bleed out from the "Church" of late I was going to post something like "L. Ron - Where Art Thou?" and make it a plea because we really, really need Ron now more than evahhhhhhhhhhh!

If there was ever a time for Ron to demonstrate his OT powahz it would be NOW, NOW, NOW and definitely "buy" Thursday before two! He could do it without having to go through all that messy and MESTy being born crap because he's Cause Over Time! Like a good [STRIKE]Retard[/STRIKE] Wizard would be.

Then I thought about the story of the Wizard of Oz and it suddenly dawned on me just how many things the Wizard of Oz and Scientology have in common.

First of all, they're both big and glamorous Hollywood productions surrounding a fictional, fantasy, make believe story.

They both have heartless, brainless cowards running around looking for a place to fit in that they can call home.

That is...after they get sucked up in a terrible whirlwind...that happens to both scenarios.

They both have impotent Wizards that turn out to be helpless old men behind a curtain of smoke and mirrors and are nothing but two-bit con artists. These impotent Wizards task our heartless, homeless, brainless cowards with impossible tasks to sell them something that they already possess.

In the end the impotent Wizards are handing out worthless trinkets to commemorate the heartless, brainless, homeless cowards to give them status and empower themselves with...and then they float away at the whim of hot air...powerless themselves...proving that the Wizards need the heartless, homeless, brainless cowards more than the heartless, homeless, brainless cowards need the Wizards...well, I guess Ron was just full of hot air but float away at the whim of government investigation he certainly did...more than once.

One follows a convoluted, winding road beset with pitfalls and the other is a rickety old bridge to who knows where.

Magic and witches (SPs) and flying monkeys! Well, Scientology would be better with flying monkeys...dontcha think?

Did I mention the munchkins?

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...although Miscavige is more of a tough guy like these characters...mwah, schee?

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In the end it's all just a bad dream...except in the movie you have a home to go to...you see, in the movie you lose that in the beginning to find you actually get it back...in the real life fantasy you start out with it and lose it at the end...
 
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