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That interview with Cruise had me line cringing. It was extremely embarrassing to watch his Tone 40 enthusiasm. I gotta take a shower now to clean off the turd.
Vanity Fair: Tom Cruise Secret Wife Auditioning Process EXPLOSIVE
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I don't know if you can do that from prison....
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Ain't it something?!!!!
When I saw it... I was like, just when it happened it was "WOW"! you know, and Katie and Tom are just SO AMAZING and you just know, you know, and I haven't been able to stop smiling! Oh what was the question?
Oh you asked me what the time was?....Well yes it was just so amazing!! and I was so like, WOW!!...and I'm SO HAPPY!............
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The Tom Cruise interview (translated):
The Tom Cruise interview (translated):
INTERVIEWER
So, how did you meet Katie?
TOM
No.
INTERVIEWER
Wutt?
TOM
I said no. Next question.
INTERVIEWER
LOL. You're kidding. So really,
how did you meet her?
TOM
It's confidential.
INTERVIEWER
Wutt? Why is it confidential?
TOM
You don't know the history of how
I met Katie. I do
INTERVIEWER
Exactly. That's why I asked you. Come
on it must have been romantic, how
did you two lovebirds meet?
TOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
INTERVIEWER
Why are you laughing?
TOM
Because I am winning so much
I can't stop laughing.
INTERVIEWER
Okay. Now you are talking again, so
can you please tell us how you met?
TOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm still winning, sorry.So I can't answer that right
now. Because I can't talk. Can you fucking duplicate that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, how did you meet Katie?
TOM
No.
INTERVIEWER
Wutt?
TOM
I said no. Next question.
INTERVIEWER
LOL. You're kidding. So really,
how did you meet her?
TOM
It's confidential.
INTERVIEWER
Wutt? Why is it confidential?
TOM
You don't know the history of how
I met Katie. I do
INTERVIEWER
Exactly. That's why I asked you. Come
on it must have been romantic, how
did you two lovebirds meet?
TOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
INTERVIEWER
Why are you laughing?
TOM
Because I am winning so much
I can't stop laughing.
INTERVIEWER
Okay. Now you are talking again, so
can you please tell us how you met?
TOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm still winning, sorry.So I can't answer that right
now. Because I can't talk. Can you fucking duplicate that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sindy
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I mean I just shake my head 
WTF?
Way over the top. Insane. Not much different from this classic that we've all probably seen but let's compare anew
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeiusUdc3k
WTF?Way over the top. Insane. Not much different from this classic that we've all probably seen but let's compare anew
:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeiusUdc3k
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I mean I just shake my head
Way over the top. Insane. Not much different from this classic that we've all probably seen but let's compare anew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeiusUdc3k
I remember seeing the Matt Lauer interview when I was on staff--they showed it to us during muster, and I was just thinking, "WTF, why doesn't everybody else see that this seems to tell people that we are all completely fucking insane?". Of course, I didn't realize yet, that we were insane...
Seriously everybody was clapping and talking afterwards about what a win it was. Kind of overjoyed at him telling Matt how glib he was... uh, personally I think Matt is 20 thousand times sexier than Tom... but, I even thought that when I was "in"
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I remember seeing the Matt Lauer interview when I was on staff--they showed it to us during muster, and I was just thinking, "WTF, why doesn't everybody else see that this seems to tell people that we are all completely fucking insane?". Of course, I didn't realize yet, that we were insane...
Seriously everybody was clapping and talking afterwards about what a win it was. Kind of overjoyed at him telling Matt how glib he was... uh, personally I think Matt is 20 thousand times sexier than Tom... but, I even thought that when I was "in"
Tom Cruise is not sexy.
Sindy
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I remember seeing the Matt Lauer interview when I was on staff--they showed it to us during muster, and I was just thinking, "WTF, why doesn't everybody else see that this seems to tell people that we are all completely fucking insane?". Of course, I didn't realize yet, that we were insane...
Seriously everybody was clapping and talking afterwards about what a win it was. Kind of overjoyed at him telling Matt how glib he was... uh, personally I think Matt is 20 thousand times sexier than Tom... but, I even thought that when I was "in"
I hear ya! Tom Cruise never did a thing for me.
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He must do something for some people or he wouldn't be up there. But he's no Paul Newman.
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Is anyone anywhere close to Paul OMG!!!? But, I kinda have a thing for Mark Harmon lately.... too pretty when he was younger, but now pretty yummy--at least when he's 'in-character', but even back in high school watching Top Gun, didn't quite get the Tom thing...
I do think at one time he was a decent actor, and honestly, watching how his acting ability deteriorated as he went up the Bridge was something that gave me pause. Might be shallow, but it seriously was something that made me wonder about the 'awesomeness' of OT (along with the fact that most OTs I met were total A-holes, but that was something I could attribute to cleared cannibal since I didn't know them for years, but seeing Tom deteriorate on the silver screen made me go hmmmmmmmmm)....
... and I always thought Ann Archer was pretty horrible. Sorry.
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Cruise sort of had a boyish charm in the early days, but he was always a movie star more than an actor I think. Ann Archer I only saw in Fatal Attraction and she had a really bland role so it was hard to judge her range. Mark Harmon is definitely more attractive - he has a depth to him now.
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Really, Scientology only has two big celebs, TC and JT.
Both of those are embroiled in catastrophic public relations meltdowns and the punch lines for jokes.
If Scientology was only able to recruit 2 movie stars in 62 years that's saying a lot.
And can you imagine how difficult it would be to sell a movie actor NOW????
And as far as fllm makers Scientology has zilch. They actually got rid of Academy Award winning Director/Writer Paul Haggis.
What does that say about the tech?
So how is the Celebrity Operation going really?
Movie Industry
Movie stars: 2 (but both disgraced and sinking fast)
Top movie directors: 0
Top movie writers: 0
Top movie producers: 0
Top cinematographers: 0
How are they doing in the Music Industry?
Beck & Chick Corea sell some CDs, that's about it.
Fashion Industry?
Nothing
Sports?
Nothing
Art World?
Nothing
Novelists?
Nothing
Television?
Kirstie Allie, kinda.
Bart Simpson
Poets?
Nothing
Science?
Nothing
Human Rights?
Nothing
Politics?
Nothing
Now, besides the old handful above, in the past 2 decades what new big celebrity has emerged? I can't even think of one.
Am I missing something?
Really, Scientology only has two big celebs, TC and JT.
Both of those are embroiled in catastrophic public relations meltdowns and the punch lines for jokes.
If Scientology was only able to recruit 2 movie stars in 62 years that's saying a lot.
And can you imagine how difficult it would be to sell a movie actor NOW????
And as far as fllm makers Scientology has zilch. They actually got rid of Academy Award winning Director/Writer Paul Haggis.
What does that say about the tech?
So how is the Celebrity Operation going really?
Movie Industry
Movie stars: 2 (but both disgraced and sinking fast)
Top movie directors: 0
Top movie writers: 0
Top movie producers: 0
Top cinematographers: 0
How are they doing in the Music Industry?
Beck & Chick Corea sell some CDs, that's about it.
Fashion Industry?
Nothing
Sports?
Nothing
Art World?
Nothing
Novelists?
Nothing
Television?
Kirstie Allie, kinda.
Bart Simpson
Poets?
Nothing
Science?
Nothing
Human Rights?
Nothing
Politics?
Nothing
Now, besides the old handful above, in the past 2 decades what new big celebrity has emerged? I can't even think of one.
Am I missing something?
Sindy
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I go for the funny. Though not necessarily leading man sexy in the eyes of Hollywood, I was always in love with Michael Keaton. Yes, this ages me I know
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"Never fear to hurt another in a just....hilarious flippant flip-joke!" (Hell Ron Hoaxard)
You know, that "You'll be flipping burgers" tech is a perfect example of the SP (Scientology Paradox) tech.
One morning, while you are on post in the SO you are love bombed with validation about how any Sea Org member could do a better job of running a Fortune 500 company because they know the tech.
That same afternoon, if that erstwhile all-powerful wizard of financial and corporate know-how even so much as hints that they might leave the SO, they are bombarded with invalidation about how they could not do any better than flipping burgers out in the wog world.
I am sensing there's a little outpoint in there somewhere.
Normally, in life when faced with two contradictory statements like that ONLY ONE IS TRUE.
In Scientology, as it often happens, BOTH ARE A LIE.
Awww Hoaxie! It's only the teensiest, weeniest, hardly noticable at all little outpoint. :confused2:
Yay! We can all buy tons of copies to push Vanity Fair's stats....
Sorry, couldn't resist... still remembering when Scios were watching Battlefield Earth several times a day on opening weekend. But, yeah, I'll eat rice and beans for a meal or two to pick up a copy
Actually, we won't have to. The cult will try and buy every single issue printed before anyone else gets a chance to see it. What we should do is call Vanity Fair head office complaining that we can't buy a copy anywhere.
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Sindy
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Well, I suppose Giovanni Ribisi has made a bit of name for himself but he's far too aloof and weird to ever be the face of Scientology
Some have potential but I dare say the cult is keeping them back, like Leah Remini. I know some don't like her but I think she is talented and maybe could have gone further without the cult, who knows.
I guess Mark Isham gets a lot of studio and movie work. At least I thought he did. He was a big name -- not sure now.
Lots of people liked Jason Lee until it became common knowledge that he was a Scientologist and I hear a bit of a dick.
So, yeah, they all have their drawbacks the biggest of which is connection to the cult!
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You've made a mistake, Sindy. This is not an interview. It's a tech film on How to Spot a Missed Withhold.
Smilla
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Yes, they both looked like they were pretending. Weird. Even for Scientology.
Sindy
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How 'bout it! If the interviewer had pushed any further you would have seen Cruise get very angry. His crazy manic BS is only a hair's width away from full-on annoyed seriousness.
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