Poor little suri. The battle for her mind and which method of mindfuck her silly parents are going to use on her.
She'll probably keep more money in the bank with the catholics, but unforturnately her little bank will be full of engrams.
After Daddy has donated money to her school and weaseled a lapsed catholic into the principal's job,
little suri will grow up with vague memories of the name L.Ron Hubbard, somewhere in the small print on the bottom of the pages of her study materials.
When little suri goes to her first confession, as a young child, as all good catholics do, the priest will say, "You have to say three Hail Mary's". Little suri will look up and say, "Oh is that my amends?"
Little suri will go to the school nurse when she grazes her knee and will be asked to do an OW write-up and specify what she did to pull it in.
Poor little suri will be so conflicted. With Daddy and Mommy being all tense about their own conflicts and Daddy having earlier similars with that ozzie Catholic sp he used to be married to and disagreements about the children. Daddy's gonna need a holiday on Freewinds doing OT10 to find out the amazing mind blowing secret to a perfect life. Uncle Dainty dave, the delightful little dwarf that suri loves so much cos hes a big person but actually still more littler than her, will help Daddy, his bestest fweind. A kind of with-holdy uneasiness in the home will prevail. Daddy's grin will be ear to ear, but Mommy will always has a dampening "concerned look" on her face.
Daddy will have to step in at some point to stop little suri becoming a little catholic body thetan, subtely reminding Daddy that Katies heart belongs to Daddy but Katies mind belongs to Katie, not Daddy It's going be too much restim for a control freak..ah sorry, I mean an OT, to bear.
little Katie will wonder why Daddy spends hours alone in the bedroom.....let's not think of what she might conjecture as both the Catholics and the Scicultists infuse her mind with ideas about how bad it is to "do things" to yourself. One day she'll be relieved to find that it's not that at all. Phew!! - But it's something to do with that electronic thing over there. Daddy's hooby is playing with that thing and he goes in to do it when Mommy and Daddy's a r c goes wobbly.
Little suri will have a niggling feeling that she is a problem.
When Daddy has succeded in manipulating her into the org without Mommy present, a kind person will offer a fun thing to do; a personality test.
What a kind person, she understands little teen suri so much, like, wow! she knows that, feeling like a problem to her parents, is ruining her life! That - is - so - a -mazing! The kind lady says. "Is that getting any better?" Katie stutters and stumbles and the kind lady says, "If you don't do something about this it is going to get worse". The lady shuts her mouth and waits for the impact, then says,
"Scientology can help you with that".