Video: Valley Org needs doors ($200) and door knobs ($75)

[CommunicatorIC]

[video=youtube_share;7785bO3SOJE]http://youtu.be/7785bO3SOJE[/video]



Doors: $200


Door knobs: $75


HT - French Independent Scientology blog: http://scientologie-secte.org/aurons-nous-un-jour-une-morgue-ideale-en-france/



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[Dean Blair]

In my opinion and Ideal Org without doors is not a very ideal org. Why didn't they buy the doors when they bought the Ideal Org? I am pretty sure that after everyone pays for the doors they are going to ask for windows. Sheesh.

 

[Dilettante]

I would consider sponsoring EXIT signs.

 

[elwood]

[video=youtube_share;7785bO3SOJE]http://youtu.be/7785bO3SOJE[/video]



Doors: $200


Door knobs: $75


HT - French Independent Scientology blog: http://scientologie-secte.org/aurons-nous-un-jour-une-morgue-ideale-en-france/



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$200 for an interior door? You can buy several for that price.

 

[Lulu Belle]

$200 for an interior door? You can buy several for that price.

Not if you need doors where people, once in, can't get out.

The Roach Motel versions are pricier.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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The doors are necessary for the tech to work.

Nobody can go in session without a door. Standard auditing tech requires doors.

No doors. No privacy. No gains. No Bridge. No Clear Planet. No Salvaged Sector.

It's the privacy that makes the tech work.

That's why they installed digital surveillance cams inside every auditing room. To ensure privacy.

 

[Mojo]

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The doors are necessary for the tech to work.

Nobody can go in session without a door. Standard auditing tech requires doors.

No doors. No privacy. No gains. No Bridge. No Clear Planet. No Salvaged Sector.

It's the privacy that makes the tech work.

That's why they installed digital surveillance cams inside every auditing room. To ensure privacy.

Re: the doors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbPUzhWeeI

Opening lyrics (uncanny appropriateness)

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world were thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirming like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah......

The video that is subject of this thread is sad. Truly sad. The fake (forced) l laughter. The fake (forced) truth. The fake (forced) joy.
These 2 ladies are indeed riders on the storm. And they do not (yet) even know it.

If they give this ron a ride, sweet family will die, [there's a] killer on the road.

A fitting tribute to 'mankind's best friend'.

Mojo

 

[Lone Star]

In my opinion and Ideal Org without doors is not a very ideal org. Why didn't they buy the doors when they bought the Ideal Org? I am pretty sure that after everyone pays for the doors they are going to ask for windows. Sheesh.

It's like an f'ed up car buying process. After you select the car the salesman looks up during the paperwork and says, "Now did you want this vehicle with a steering wheel"?

 

[Xenu's Boyfriend]

[video=youtube_share;7785bO3SOJE]http://youtu.be/7785bO3SOJE[/video]



Doors: $200


Door knobs: $75


HT - French Independent Scientology blog: http://scientologie-secte.org/aurons-nous-un-jour-une-morgue-ideale-en-france/



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Let the doorknob hit ya' where the good Lord split ya'.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

 

[Xenu's Boyfriend]

Hoaxy, I just saw your Doors post after mine....You can never have enough Doors.

They could have bought at least one doorknob from what they spent on that video.

The only door that matters in that Org is the one that leads to the parking lot.

 

[Dulloldfart]

WTF is this, exactly? I'm missing the background. Do they have an Ideal Org building paid for, and they don't have enough money for renos to get it open so they are trying to do it piecemeal? "Buy a door and get your name on the door." Huh?

I tried to find out from their website at http://valleyorg.org and guess what? I'm not allowed to access THE MAIN PAGE. I can access http://valleyorg.org/doors, which is a bare page (more or less) apart from three PayPal donation buttons (door, doorknob, anything).

Paul

 

[Xenu's Boyfriend]

WTF is this, exactly? I'm missing the background. Do they have an Ideal Org building paid for, and they don't have enough money for renos to get it open so they are trying to do it piecemeal? "Buy a door and get your name on the door." Huh?

I tried to find out from their website at http://valleyorg.org and guess what? I'm not allowed to access THE MAIN PAGE. I can access http://valleyorg.org/doors, which is a bare page (more or less) apart from three PayPal donation buttons (door, doorknob, anything).

Paul

I went to the donate page. It says you can donate anything. I think I'll donate some toilet paper because this whole thing is full of shit.

 

[Lulu Belle]

I think I'll donate some toilet paper

well any of us who have been on org lines knows they never have enough of that...

 

[whoisxenu]

I was going to make the obvious "first they need toilets" joke; then remembered there was an old Johnny Carson running gag about being afraid of doorknobs, that made me google scientology jokes where I found this:

"I can't take Scientology seriously. It's the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves. Add two Italian plumbers to that and you've got the first five levels of Super Mario!"

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Hoaxy, I just saw your Doors post after mine....You can never have enough Doors.

They could have bought at least one doorknob from what they spent on that video.

The only door that matters in that Org is the one that leads to the parking lot.

LOL

I have a good suggestion for DoorKnobTech.

They simply buy ONE (1) door knob and assign it to an ethics officer who goes around the org opening and closing doors on a need-to-open basis. And refuse to open any door if it wasn't greatest good.

Their reg office income stats would soar! lol

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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[Xenu's Boyfriend]

At 1:14 she says, "So do a door this week!"

Do a door?

I don't know...that might be painful. Is this what she means? Maybe this was filmed at the Org between auditing sessions... definitely fodder for an interesting sec-check:

"Have you ever had sex with door?" "What kind of door?" "Was it revolving? Automatic? Wood? Glass? What did you put the knob?" "Give me details."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC0F9Ymug4Y

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

WTF is this, exactly? I'm missing the background. Do they have an Ideal Org building paid for, and they don't have enough money for renos to get it open so they are trying to do it piecemeal? "Buy a door and get your name on the door." Huh?

I tried to find out from their website at http://valleyorg.org and guess what? I'm not allowed to access THE MAIN PAGE. I can access http://valleyorg.org/doors, which is a bare page (more or less) apart from three PayPal donation buttons (door, doorknob, anything).

Paul

They have the building.

My guess is that they are using "gradients" and finding anyone that is willing to put $75 on their charge card for a door knob. Then they have a new mark to work over to "upgrade their status" to a set of 14karat gold door keys or oriental rug doormat.

Think of it as a FREE STRESS TEST that later costs the unsuspecting person $500,000.

 

[rich]

Lots of interesting comments about body thetans on the YouTube channel. Click "valley door" in the upper left of the video and when YouTube loads scroll under the video and click "valley OTC" to get to the channel ,then scroll down to comments.

Seems kinda weird for them to have a discussion of body thtans on a door channel.?

 

[degraded being]

:
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When the fraud payouts start, will it facilitate things to point out that
parishioners were vaselined out of their hard-earned money to
buy an IDEAL, org....a what? an IDEAL fucking org...."Church" actually,
and then later told that it had NO FUCKING DOORS and to get ready
to be vaselined for that too? Just curious.