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What are your Crimes? (tell the truth)....

me myself & i

Patron Meritorious
Now Pick up the cans. Now Lay down the cans. Now tell the truth.

Be like Marty. Tell the truth (the whole truth) and nothing but the truth.

No mamsy pamsy 'I once stole a cookie' type bull shit either. We want the real deal. The real experiences you've had in your life that are nobodies business but your own, and well ours too.

Look, we love you. And we only want to hear every specific fucked-up human experiences you have ever had. The secret ones. The ones that nag at you (just beneath your human consciousness) day in and day out (just beneath your intellectual awareness, where your emotional being resides).

Hold on! hold on! Let me adjust the mic. There, ok, thank you. Now speak:

mm&i: "uh...um...er....I once experienced 'imagining' making 2 certain guys named Ron & Dave bend over a railroad tie on a railroad track and then ramming 2 other railroad ties so far up their respective asses that the railroad itself in that part of the country went out of business forever." (The publicity n all).

Lol.

mm&i
 
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