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Scientology is "
workable" if you exactly follow standard tech.
That's like saying that a light switch you bought will "work" if you exactly follow the standard tech of how to use it.
Jeez that seems simple enough. Well, I think I can already figure out hot to turn the light on without reading the owner's manual. Well, I better do this right, so let me at least read the instructions that came with it. It should be pretty easy to duplicate because it's manufactured by Golden Era Home Products, a Scientology company, so they'll have all the definitions and lots of graphics to balance the mass.
HOLY SHIT! WTF IS THIS???
Yeah, okay, I guess the tech of turning on a light switch is not quite as simple as I had thought! Well at least when I get through studying and clay demoing the 3,475 page Light Switch Tech Volume, I'll be total cause in the area...
Actually, you know, I'm feeling really blown out that I am studying the workable tech for light switches instead of some little Home Depot squirrel diagram!
9 MONTHS LATER:
* The guy completes his training and gets a HLSS certificate (Hubbard Light Switch Specialist)
* He standardly installs the light switch for the light that has been out for 9 months.
* He flips the switch to the "ON" position. The lightbulb does not go on.
* He gets a correction cycle (at his own expense) and finds the why. The bulb is burnt out.
* He buys a new bulb and screws it in. The lightbulb still does not turn on.
12 MONTHS LATER:
* Back for another paid correction cycle. He finds the why. There is no electricity because it was turned off a year earlier due to delinquent, unpaid bills.
* He organizes fundraisers and gets the $ 43,680 needed to paid the fines, penalties and delinquent amounts.
16 MONTHS LATER:
* Now with the electricity turned back on, he flips the switch again. The lightbulb still does not turn on.
* Because he is not getting his product, his why is found--that he falsely attested to being able to apply the study tech. He is reprogrammed to re-do the new Student Hat course (after he does the pre-requisites)
20 MONTHS LATER:
* He completes the Purif and then the Student Hat.
* He re-studies the 3,475 page Light Switch Tech Volume.
* He flips the switch but the bulb still doesn't go on.
* Advanced why finding discovers that the electrical wiring in the building was removed two years earlier so that it could be remodeled and transformed into an Ideal Org.
23 MONTHS LATER:
* Because of crashed stats (no production) he is Com Ev'd, busted, reassigned and re-posted in Division VI, doing into lectures about the "workable" tech.