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Scientology is the Prime Corrector, Uncorrected. It handles all, never needs handling.
But, Scientology is very ill. It’s supernatural guru is dead. It’s public relations immune system unable to fight off critical media pathogens. It is slowly dying.
But Scientology doesn’t believe in getting medical diagnostics. It believes in handling illness with it’s own curative spiritual technology.
But what if Scientology DID go in for a battery of tests. What WOULD the diagnosis be?
SCIENTOLOGY: “So, doc, what is wrong with me?”
DOCTOR: “I am very sorry to say…you’ve got a fatal case of Postulatosis.”
Yup, Postulatosis. Death by postulates. How does that work?
Scientology believes, at it’s core, that man is able to mentally or spiritually WILL things into or out of existence with just---a thought. It believes, in fact, that all of life including physical world is really just thought, agreed upon.
So Scientology DECIDES what it wishes and promptly states that it is so. Examples:
*** Ron decides that a man can be Clear. He writes a best selling book which proclaims that he has done it. But he only postulated it was so. It wasn’t.
*** CoS decides that an Ideal Org will boom their crashing stats. It states that it will flood new wogs into Scientology. Parishioners (who also believe in such things) put their pocketbooks where their postulates are.
*** Scientology decides that SuperPower “will make planetary clearing a reality” and electrifies it’s public for decades and nearly a couple hundred million dollars. But Scientology forgot to postulate opening the front door so the first person could walk into it. The "power of postulates" is never more evident than the grand facade of the SuperPower building with nothing inside. That is, in essence, postulatosis at it's finest.
*** It’s embedded in policies and bulletins. “Smile and you will soon find something to smile about.” When you are downstat (emergency) first PROMOTE then later on try to figure out how in the world you can possibly make good on your promotional promise. For more examples, listen in on any reg cycle worldwide and you will hear the buzzwords of “pulling in the money after getting the auditing” or “unsticking the flow” and countless other postulatosis symptoms.
*** Hubbard postulates the state of Operating Thetan and Total Freedom. He didn't achieve it and no one else ever did. But he made a billion dollars selling his postulate for a half century. (it kinda worked cuz he got others to "postulate" that they were OT, but some folks just weren't all that into pretending, I mean postulating. They got plenty upset and that's where we are today, Scientology. You are being attacked by virulent critic and anon viruses that have mutated and are immune to your ethics, disconnection and fair gaming vaccines.
The recent public relations meltdown around the world is an excellent study in postulatosis. The Church spokesman lies with shocking speed and utter disregard for decency. He is asked about “disconnection” and boldly states with aplomb that it is “unrecognizable” to him. In his mind, he is not lying. He is, as Tom Cruise gushes, “postulating new realities”.
MURDERER: “That murder victim is unrecognizable to me!”
POLICEMAN: “Hey, we got 3 eyewitnesses, your fingerprints and a surveillance video!”
MURDERER: “Hey, I tell ya I wasn’t there…and come to think of it I am not here in this jail cell either!”
POLICEMAN: “What?!!!”
MURDERER: “Just postulatin.”
So, the Church of Scientology believes it is practicing holy scripture by postulating. But, it is really practicing self-delusion. Everyone else is laughing at their grand pronouncements.
SCIENTOLOGIST: “These relentless worldwide attacks are proof that we are expanding faster than ever. We are really winning!”
That’s why Scientology cannot get well. It doesn’t believe it is sick. It is in denial.
It can never fix something that it does not admit is wrong.
That is the worst disease possible. A disease that makes one feel no pain, feel indestructible, feel immortal.
Postulatosis is kind of like drugs with the high-highs followed by the severe crash. Scientology partied for a while... but it is in the real bad hangover part right about now.
But, Scientology is very ill. It’s supernatural guru is dead. It’s public relations immune system unable to fight off critical media pathogens. It is slowly dying.
But Scientology doesn’t believe in getting medical diagnostics. It believes in handling illness with it’s own curative spiritual technology.
But what if Scientology DID go in for a battery of tests. What WOULD the diagnosis be?
SCIENTOLOGY: “So, doc, what is wrong with me?”
DOCTOR: “I am very sorry to say…you’ve got a fatal case of Postulatosis.”
Yup, Postulatosis. Death by postulates. How does that work?
Scientology believes, at it’s core, that man is able to mentally or spiritually WILL things into or out of existence with just---a thought. It believes, in fact, that all of life including physical world is really just thought, agreed upon.
So Scientology DECIDES what it wishes and promptly states that it is so. Examples:
*** Ron decides that a man can be Clear. He writes a best selling book which proclaims that he has done it. But he only postulated it was so. It wasn’t.
*** CoS decides that an Ideal Org will boom their crashing stats. It states that it will flood new wogs into Scientology. Parishioners (who also believe in such things) put their pocketbooks where their postulates are.
*** Scientology decides that SuperPower “will make planetary clearing a reality” and electrifies it’s public for decades and nearly a couple hundred million dollars. But Scientology forgot to postulate opening the front door so the first person could walk into it. The "power of postulates" is never more evident than the grand facade of the SuperPower building with nothing inside. That is, in essence, postulatosis at it's finest.
*** It’s embedded in policies and bulletins. “Smile and you will soon find something to smile about.” When you are downstat (emergency) first PROMOTE then later on try to figure out how in the world you can possibly make good on your promotional promise. For more examples, listen in on any reg cycle worldwide and you will hear the buzzwords of “pulling in the money after getting the auditing” or “unsticking the flow” and countless other postulatosis symptoms.
*** Hubbard postulates the state of Operating Thetan and Total Freedom. He didn't achieve it and no one else ever did. But he made a billion dollars selling his postulate for a half century. (it kinda worked cuz he got others to "postulate" that they were OT, but some folks just weren't all that into pretending, I mean postulating. They got plenty upset and that's where we are today, Scientology. You are being attacked by virulent critic and anon viruses that have mutated and are immune to your ethics, disconnection and fair gaming vaccines.
The recent public relations meltdown around the world is an excellent study in postulatosis. The Church spokesman lies with shocking speed and utter disregard for decency. He is asked about “disconnection” and boldly states with aplomb that it is “unrecognizable” to him. In his mind, he is not lying. He is, as Tom Cruise gushes, “postulating new realities”.
MURDERER: “That murder victim is unrecognizable to me!”
POLICEMAN: “Hey, we got 3 eyewitnesses, your fingerprints and a surveillance video!”
MURDERER: “Hey, I tell ya I wasn’t there…and come to think of it I am not here in this jail cell either!”
POLICEMAN: “What?!!!”
MURDERER: “Just postulatin.”
So, the Church of Scientology believes it is practicing holy scripture by postulating. But, it is really practicing self-delusion. Everyone else is laughing at their grand pronouncements.
SCIENTOLOGIST: “These relentless worldwide attacks are proof that we are expanding faster than ever. We are really winning!”
That’s why Scientology cannot get well. It doesn’t believe it is sick. It is in denial.
It can never fix something that it does not admit is wrong.
That is the worst disease possible. A disease that makes one feel no pain, feel indestructible, feel immortal.
Postulatosis is kind of like drugs with the high-highs followed by the severe crash. Scientology partied for a while... but it is in the real bad hangover part right about now.
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