What is the appropriate TONE LEVEL towards L. Ron Hubbard?

[HelluvaHoax!]

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The ecosystem of Scientology!

Church of Scientology Scientologists in good standing​

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Independent Scientologists​

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Ron's Org Scientologists​

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Inactive Scientologists​

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Disaffected Scientolgists​

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Blown Scientologists​

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Squirrel Scientologists​

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Critical Scientologists​

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SP Scientologists​

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So many internecine disagreements and battles!

It seems very complex, but it's really not. It all boils down to one simple thing. Each species within that ecosystem has a different scripture, policy, belief or opinion on WHICH TONE LEVEL IS CORRECT regarding the Founder & Source of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.

The first 3 on that list (above) have some pretty adamant or even fanatical beliefs about which is the right tone level towards The Commodore. They will even declare and condemn the wrong tone level to be a "suppressive act against all mankind" or a "high crime"!

The last 2 on the list (critical/SP Scientologists) are so brazen that they even adopt tone levels that are not found on Hubbard's scientifically perfect and complete standard Tone Scale. (e.g. indignation, contempt, resentment, righteous indignation, et al)

I wondered what my own "tone level" was towards Hubbard. I had to think about it a bit, but then I decided it must be fractionally right between two other tone levels:

1.1112 ........ SERENITY OF SARDONICNESS​

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1. 111 .........(NEWLY DISCOVERED, UNNAMED TONE LEVEL)​

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1.11 ............JOY OF SCHADENFREUDE​

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1.1 ..............COVERT HOSTILITY​

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1.0 .......... FEAR​

Here are a couple questions to consider:

What tone level do you think is appropriate towards our infallible messiah & sole savior of this planet, on this planet?

What tone level do you think you are in towards Mankind's Greatest Friend?




ps: meanwhile, I am still trying to come with a damn name for my tone level, LOL

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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I am still trying to work out the right name for the newly discovered tone level of 1.111.

Intuitively my knowingness tells me it has something to do with Philosophy, Religion & Science.

Maybe something cosmic like: THE PRIME MOVER UNMOVED

So, I'll just put that on the list and see if it gets any meter reactions.

Shit, it didn't read at all.

But, then it like totally blew down and F/Ned when I thought of this. . .

THE PRIME MOCKER UNMOCKED

I don't know what it means, but the meter is scientific so we can very safely assume that is the right tone level NAME for a Joker & Degrader who majorly got Joked & Degraded by L. Ron Hubbard. LOL

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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GOOD NEWS!

If you find that your tone level towards Dr. Hubbard is RESENTMENT or HATE (for wasting a fortune and decades of your life), Scientologists and Indies would like to give you a free introductory BRIEFING and R-FACTOR.

If you attend their free seminars you will discover that your tone level is low, and you need their help to raise it.

They know how to raise tone levels, they have the tech!

If you are currently unable to afford their standard auditing prices, there is something you can do to "rise above" your bank until you save up enough to pay for a few intensives. . .

Apply Ron's "WHAT IS GREATNESS" tech. To wit, just give him unconditional love despite what he has done to you --- and continues to do to you.

This is Scientology. If you don't agree with them, you are INSANE and/or EVIL.

Either way, they will tell you with a blinkless grin, you need to be handled.

Be sure to take one of the free complementary SUCCESS STORY forms and write up your wins!

Be

 

[guanoloco]

This is great, Hoax!!

Look at the scale...

...at the top of the scale the being "knows" Ron's tone level is through the roof! Along with his theta endowment, Causative level and personal ethics and integrity.

Meanwhile...

...at the bottim of the scale the being "knows" that Ron's tone level, theta endowment, Causative level and personal ethics and integrity is in the gutter.

The being always "knows"!

 

[uncover]

Which appropriate Tone Level towards El Con Hubbard ?

In the Co$ this is called "TONE 40" when you shout to an ashtray:

"Stand up !", "Move over to 'Target 2'! , "Stay there forever and f*ck off !"
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[guanoloco]

The very same with Ron's ability as an artist and his given word as truth.

The in good standing Scientologist "knows" that Ron is THE consummate pro when it comes to art and his level of truth is the highest form.

Meanwhile -

The SP "knows" Ron's art is crap and Ron's lies are endless.

 

[screamer2]

Disgust. It's somewhere around 4.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Disgust. It's somewhere around 4.

LOL

Yeah, the whole tone scale and all those numbers are majorly screwed up, inverted, random and (ultimately).....utterly meaningless.

Example:

PARENT
(screaming)
OH MY GOD! I just heard that my 4 year old son
is imprisoned in a dark cold chain locker where
he has been hysterically crying for days.

SCIENTOLOGY CHAPLAIN
Okay, let's just calm down and keep our TRs in. . .
Now, if what you are saying is true, we need to
put it in writing and get it uplines!

PARENT
No! No! NOOOOO!
My child is FOUR! He's on the ship with Ron
and he's being brutally terrorized by the fucking
Sea Org fanatics! There's no time to write it up
and put it on fucking lines! The ship is out at sea
in a confidential location and it will take WEEKS or
MONTHS to route it there and get a response. By that
time my 4 year old son could be insane or dead!

CHAPLAIN
Okay, now keep your TR's in and let's try to keep
this uptone. I am going to run a little assist on you
to help de-escalate this whole thing. This is the process:
"Try to spot what tone level you are feeling right now about this."

PARENT
WHAT.THE.FUCK!?!
Are you insane?!

CHAPLAIN
I'll repeat the auditing command:
"Try to spot what tone level you are feeling right now about this."

PARENT
Okay, I'm going to answer that stupid command and then you
are going to telex the ship right while I am standing right over
you and I am going to fucking wait for the fucking answer or
I am going to fucking call the fucking police and the fucking FBI!

CHAPLAIN
I'll repeat the auditing command:
"Try to spot what tone level you are feeling right now about this."

PARENT
Okay I'll answer that command, one time. Once. Then
you better do something and I mean now! Alright. I spotted
my tone level and it is HATE. Fucking HATE. I hate Scientology.
I hate Ron Hubbard. I hate the tech. I hate this fucking cult!
Okay? Got it? Hate!

CHAPLAIN
Thank you! I got that. I totally understand how you could feel
that tone level. Now we are going to switch to rising scale processing
on that tone level of hate. Here is the command.
"Get the idea of being higher toned than hate about this
situation with your son. How high toned can you get the
idea of?"

PARENT
You people are totally insane. How long are you going to ]
run this process before you telex the ship and get my son
off that ship and safely aboard a Coast Guard rescue boat?

CHAPLAIN
Well, I have all day and all night, we can run it for as long
as it takes. Ron says that when the process runs to EP you
will be at least in the tone level of 4.0, enthusiasm about
the situation with your son.

PARENT
(speaks in an eerily insincere monotone)
Yeah, that's how I feel right now. I feel totally enthusiastic.
If it looks like I'm not smiling, it's just because I just went totally
exterior and the body facial expressions are just an encumbrance
to me now. This is the biggest win I've ever had in Scientology!
Now I have total certainty that I am going to make it to Total Freedom.

CHAPAIN
Wow, that's great! End of Process.

PARENT
So now you're going to telex the ship, right?

CHAPLAIN
Absolutely! But first, I just need you to write a success
story about your huge wins.

PARENT
(staring daggers, monotone)
Thank you for running that assist on me.

CHAPLAIN
Sure! It was my pleasure to audit you and
see you come uptone so fast so that you could
blow all your case charge---so that you you feel
totally happy about your son being in that chain locker.


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[screamer2]

LOL

Yeah, the whole tone scale and all those numbers are majorly screwed up, inverted, random and (ultimately).....utterly meaningless.

Example:

PARENT
(screaming)
OH MY GOD! I just heard that my 4 year old son
is imprisoned in a dark cold chain locker where
he has been hysterically crying for days.

SCIENTOLOGY CHAPLAIN
Okay, let's just calm down and keep our TRs in. . .
Now, if what you are saying is true, we need to
put it in writing and get it uplines!

PARENT
No! No! NOOOOO!
My child is FOUR! He's on the ship with Ron
and he's being brutally terrorized by the fucking
Sea Org fanatics! There's no time to write it up
and put it on fucking lines! The ship is out at sea
in a confidential location and it will take WEEKS or
MONTHS to route it there and get a response. By that
time my 4 year old son could be insane or dead!

CHAPLAIN
Okay, now keep your TR's in and let's try to keep
this uptone. I am going to run a little assist on you
to help de-escalate this whole thing. This is the process:
"Try to spot what tone level you are feeling right now about this."

PARENT
WHAT.THE.FUCK!?!
Are you insane?!

CHAPLAIN
I'll repeat the auditing command:
"Try to spot what tone level you are feeling right now about this."

PARENT
Okay, I'm going to answer that stupid command and then you
are going to telex the ship right while I am standing right over
you and I am going to fucking wait for the fucking answer or
I am going to fucking call the fucking police and the fucking FBI!

CHAPLAIN
I'll repeat the auditing command:
"Try to spot what tone level you are feeling right now about this."

PARENT
Okay I'll answer that command, one time. Once. Then
you better do something and I mean now! Alright. I spotted
my tone level and it is HATE. Fucking HATE. I hate Scientology.
I hate Ron Hubbard. I hate the tech. I hate this fucking cult!
Okay? Got it? Hate!

CHAPLAIN
Thank you! I got that. I totally understand how you could feel
that tone level. Now we are going to switch to rising scale processing
on that tone level of hate. Here is the command.
"Get the idea of being higher toned than hate about this
situation with your son. How high toned can you get the
idea of?"

PARENT
You people are totally insane. How long are you going to ]
run this process before you telex the ship and get my son
off that ship and safely aboard a Coast Guard rescue boat?

CHAPLAIN
Well, I have all day and all night, we can run it for as long
as it takes. Ron says that when the process runs to EP you
will be at least in the tone level of 4.0, enthusiasm about
the situation with your son.

PARENT
(speaks in an eerily insincere monotone)
Yeah, that's how I feel right now. I feel totally enthusiastic.
If it looks like I'm not smiling, it's just because I just went totally
exterior and the body facial expressions are just an encumbrance
to me now. This is the biggest win I've ever had in Scientology!
Now I have total certainty that I am going to make it to Total Freedom.

CHAPAIN
Wow, that's great! End of Process.

PARENT
So now you're going to telex the ship, right?

CHAPLAIN
Absolutely! But first, I just need you to write a success
story about your huge wins.

PARENT
(staring daggers, monotone)
Thank you for running that assist on me.

CHAPLAIN
Sure! It was my pleasure to audit you and
see you come uptone so fast so that you could
blow all your case charge---so that you you feel
totally happy about your son being in that chain locker.


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Nice. But it's actually much worse than that in the real world un-real world of $cientology.

But I'm sure we all knew that.

 

[Clay Pigeon]

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I am still trying to work out the right name for the newly discovered tone level of 1.111.

Intuitively my knowingness tells me it has something to do with Philosophy, Religion & Science.

Maybe something cosmic like: THE PRIME MOVER UNMOVED

So, I'll just put that on the list and see if it gets any meter reactions.

Shit, it didn't read at all.

But, then it like totally blew down and F/Ned when I thought of this. . .

THE PRIME MOCKER UNMOCKED

I don't know what it means, but the meter is scientific so we can very safely assume that is the right tone level NAME for a Joker & Degrader who majorly got Joked & Degraded by L. Ron Hubbard. LOL

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You want a name for 1.111?

How about Don Rickles?

 

[This is NOT OK !!!!]

On the subject of Scientology, my chronic tone level is 1.111

AKA

Annihilation (state of)

Don't be alarmed people - this is not a doingness tone. I'm not annihilating Scientology as an activity.

I just feel annihilation (state of) as a tone whenever Scientology comes to mind.

Feels great too!

 

[This is NOT OK !!!!]

New News people!

There are actually Mascots for every tone on the tone scale!

Ron forgot to mention that!

The Mascot for Tone 1.111 Annihilation (state of) is:

Shiva, the Destroyer​

 

[This is NOT OK !!!!]

The mascot for 1.1 stays well hidden. Of course, that's to be expected.

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